#TheMercedesShow | Episode 12 | Trinity, Chanel & 305 Chicks
Jan 19, 2019 20:53:02 GMT -5
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Post by Moments In Life on Jan 19, 2019 20:53:02 GMT -5
THE MERCEDES SHOW
MERCEDES: Ladies and gentleman, thank you for joining me for another episode of The Mercedes Show, I know it’s been a few weeks but listen a girl has been very busy. But tonight I have a couple guests stopping by the show, but before we get into that I want to talk about what’s been hot in the press, so let’s get right to it.
The scene opens up with Mercedes standing in front of her studio audience, Baby by Mercedes which is a song featured on her album plays in the background as she makes her way to the chair sitting on the main stage. The audience applaud and dance to the music for a few seconds before taking their seat and getting settled.
MERCEDES: Tonight’s show is sponsored by the security door system the ring, and let me tell you if you don’t have one then invest in one because these things are a lifesaver. You can sign up as low as $99 and basically have peace of mind when away from home or even at home.
Mercedes smiles as she shows off the product, she sets it aside and gets back to the show.
MERCEDES: I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday, mines was okay, first time in years that the whole family got together, even Sara’s adoptive parents joined us for a private dinner and that was sweet.
The audience applauds.
MERCEDES: But it’s back to work, and let’s just say a lot has been going on in the world, whether good, bad or even celebrity news, alot has been going on. Kim Kardashian-West confirmed on Watch What Happens Live a few days ago and stated she was having a boy, so congratulations to her. The one thing about her is that she is a family oriented woman and I applaud her for that.
The audience agrees by clapping.
MERCEDES: In other news we still have a douchebag as a president, still messing up our country and causing a mess. Can we hurry up and impeach this man.
Mercedes smiles, the crowds give off a mixed reaction, some cheering while others sit silent.
MERCEDES: I’m sure we have some supporters in the room tonight so i won’t tear your president down to much, but the man is a complete fool. I guess it would be a waste of time to impeach since his term is almost over, but please get rid of this man because he is unfit and very unprofessional and should not be in the power to run anyone’s country.
Mercedes flips to the next card.
MERCEDES: So tonight we have two very special guest visiting the show, first times to be exact. Once enemies but now business partners, they always star on the hit show #theLIFEATL. I want everyone to give a warm welcome to Chanel Snow and Trinity Monroe.
Both Trinity and Chanel walk out to a huge applause from the crowd, the two walk over and embrace Mercedes with a hug and then sit down on the couch next to her.
MERCEDES: Thank you for stopping by, both of you ladies look gorgeous tonight.
CHANEL SNOW: Thank you.
TRINITY MONROE: Thank you girl! You look amazing as well. Bnb
MERCEDES: So we have a lot to talk about tonight, first off I’ve been watching you guys on the show and I think this year we see a different side, less fights and more grown adults, at least on your end.
Chanel chuckles.
CHANEL SNOW: We’re older now, I remember season one I didn’t even want to film I was nervous. But I think because we all have grown and acquired different things, like jobs, businesses, and endorsements it’s like we can’t go on television acting all crazy, it could mess up what we have going on.
TRINITY MONROE: Yea. People don't realize, they may want to see drama and fights but after these cameras stop rolling, the girls have other gigs. Nothing about me or my brand has ever really been about drama. I've always been about uplifting my sisters. And that's what I wanted people to see this season.
MERCEDES: I understand that completely, everyone out here has to make a living. So I want to talk about you two, how you guys met and how you got to where you are now, I think at one point you guys weren’t friends.
CHANEL SNOW: I’ve known Trinity for a very long time, in Atlanta you typically know everyone and we both were involved heavily in the night life, we always had a close friendship but I think once the show started, it caused an issue in our friendship, but the fact that we have so much history what we were going through wasn’t something that would END our friendship.
TRINITY MONROE: Yea we used to cut up in the ballroom scene and everything. We have history far beyond this platform but sometimes like Chanel said, things get tricky when those cameras start rolling, but real friends find a way through.
MERCEDES: Everyone says doing reality tv can sometimes ruin relationships.
CHANEL SNOW: I totally agree with that, but doing reality tv can be a gift and a curse, we both made some mistakes in the past but at the end of the day we knew it wasn’t something that would break us.
TRINITY MONROE: I think it can play a part. But at the end of the day we are responsible for us. Nobody can make us do what we don't want to. I think we just had to realize that. Because we both did let it get to us
MERCEDES: Speaking of relationships, are you guys dating? I know watching the show Trinity you were involved with some guy.
Mercedes looks down at her card.
MERCEDES: Kyng Prentice.
TRINITY MONROE: That's bad. We're absolutely still dating. He's actually out in the audience.
Trinity blows a kiss to king, who winks and blows one back.
MERCEDES: There have been a few rumors out there saying you are paying these men to be on the show with you and to play the part of your boyfriend? I know it isn’t true but why do you think a rumor like this is floating around?
TRINITY MONROE: First of all, look at me. It's no shade. But if I have to pay somebody to date me, I'm doing something wrong. Dating in any community is hard. But dating in the trans community is definitely a while different challenge. One that you wouldn't understand unless you're in that lifestyle. That's the only energy I will ever give those tacky rumors
MERCEDES: People can be so rude and bored at times to make up stupid rumors like that.
TRINITY MONROE: Chile. Its exclected. I signed up for this show along with these men and I knew the talk would come. I just look at it as apart of the job. I don't really check the blogs. So of someone doesn't send it to me, I won't even know.
CHANEL SNOW: Trinity is very picky too, I think she wants someone who is either on her level or above, and nowadays dudes are only with you for the clout or status.
TRINITY MONROE: I am picky. Absolutely. I feel like j e earned that right
MERCEDES: And what about you Chanel?
CHANEL SNOW: I’ve been dating the same guy for 7 years now but on and off, it’s a process with him but right now we’re in a good place.
MERCEDES: Why is it a process? Seems like a stable relationship to me.
CHANEL SNOW: He travels a lot for work, and so do I. Plus we’re high school sweethearts so it’s a lot of history, memories, pain, and drama but we love each other, that’s my POOGA.
MERCEDES: Awe that’s sweet. Now this season of the life has been juicy, even though you guys haven’t been involved in a lot of drama it’s still a lot going on.
CHANEL SNOW: I think it’s less drama this season, we’ve had a couple situations but not much.
TRINITY MONROE: Finally!
MERCEDES: I never see Trinity fighting or getting into any scream matches?
TRINITY MONROE: Absolutely not. No shade to the cast but most of them are much younger than I. And we're on totally different levels. What would be really have to argue about?
MERCEDES: Staying classy is always the best way, but I hear you girl. Did you guys think you would make it to a third season?
CHANEL SNOW: Honestly? Yes! I feel like any type of show dealing with the city of Atlanta always turns out to be a hit, we just always bring the entertainment. I’m happy the show has reached this much success, it’s helped me out a lot. I don’t have to do a lot of club appearances anymore!
Chanel laughs.
TRINITY MONROE: Yea. It definitely boosted all of our brands respectively.most of not all of us were already solidified before the show came around but its been such a great platform for the LGBT community in the entertainment industry.
MERCEDES: I want to talk about the club, so you guys go back to being friends and then decide to open a club together? How did that come about?
CHANEL SNOW: It’s so crazy, one day we were at a club together doing an appearance and we were just so disgusted with now the club treated us, it was small, the workers were unprofessional and it was just a horrible night, so we were just talking and saying how if we had our own club that it would never be like this, and after that night we just started talking about opening a club more and more.
TRINITY MONROE: I will never forget that night. I was mortified.
CHANEL SNOW: It made sense, we both kind of started off in the clubs and we knew that our names being stamped on a club would bring us a lot of money.
TRINITY MONROE: And it's.just fun. Why not get paid to do what we love doing.
CHANEL SNOW: And business has been great, everyone wants to make an appearance at LadyBoy.
MERCEDES: So rumor is that you two aren’t returning Season 4 and that you MAY have your own show in the works, can you tell me anything about that?
CHANEL SNOW: Girl you are noseeeeyyyyy.
Chanel chuckles.
CHANEL SNOW: Ummm I was going to wait before talking about everything …
TRINITY MONROE: Can I plead the fifth
CHANEL SNOW: But since it’s you I guess I can spill a little tea, to address the first rumor about not returning to the show, I haven’t said yes and I haven’t said no, they usually don’t starting negotiating terms and contracts until after the reunion films so I’m just waiting to see how everything goes. As for my show or our show, no. But I will say that I was approached with an idea that I can’t really speak on, but just know that if I do decide to leave #theLIFEATL that it won’t be the last time you see me on TV.
MERCEDES: Hmmm.. and what can you tell us Trinity?
TRINITY MONROE: Well of course you'll continue to see me on TV. I am returning with my role as Cotton on Star. But as far as reality tv.. you'll just have to wait and see when the new shows are announced.
MERCEDES: Boo y’all both suck, keeping it a secret.
CHANEL SNOW: We honestly don’t know much either, our main focus is making sure our club is successful but hey if a network wants to give us a show then show us them numbers and if their good then we may jump on it.
MERCEDES: Getting back to Trinity, speaking of Star do you plan on doing anymore acting?
TRINITY MONROE: Absolutely. I want to take on more roles. I really enjoy it and there needs to be more trans women on tv.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m so proud of my girl out there in Hollywood.
TRINITY MONROE: Aww thanx sis!
She blows a kiss to Chanel.
MERCEDES: So ATL has been a topic of conversation recently and the fans are saying the show needs some fresh blood, what do you guys think?
CHANEL SNOW: I don’t think it would hurt the show, but every year we’ve added new people to the cast, some stick and some don’t. Doing reality tv is hard, one day you’ll have a spot on the show and the next day it can be taken away.
TRINITY MONROE: I think some new blood might be cute. Atlanta has so much to offer. So many people to see.
MERCEDES: Chanel you also have a wig line and just recently added hair and makeup products to your growing brand, how is that going?
CHANEL SNOW: Let me tell you something I never once imagined that I would have so many coins in the bank. Everyday I wake up to a different amount in my bank account, so that right there tells you I’m blessed.
MERCEDES: Do you plan on opening any shops or is everything still online?
CHANEL SNOW: I’m actually working on opening a small pop up shop in Atlanta and in my hometown DC, if everything goes my way then I’ll have two stores before summer 2019.
MERCEDES: Have you used any of Chanel’s products Trinity?
TRINITY MONROE: Oh she knows! I'm a junkie for a nice lace. This unit is actually hers.
She poses, flipping her hair for everyone to see.
TRINITY MONROE: I only wear my own makeup on my face. I'm a walking billboard. So when im selling my products, i want my buyers to what they're getting.
MERCEDES: What else do you two have in store for 2019?
CHANEL SNOW: I’m just working all 2019 and securing the bag, I’m adding more products to line and hopefully running a successful club with my girl.
MERCEDES: And you Trinity?
TRINITY MONROE: I'm gonna focus more back into styling. I'm in the process of opening up my own agency. So stay tuned for that. And of course more shenanigans at #ladyboy. Many things in store for Ms. Monroe.
MERCEDES: I appreciate you two stopping by and I wish you best the luck. And when we come back, we’ll be joined by The 305 Chicks who also be performing their smash hit Act Up.
The three sit and talk as the show cuts to a quick commercial break.
MERCEDES: And welcome back to The Mercedes Show, now you may have heard these girls on your radios or your nearest hood spot, but let me tell me I’m in my car everyday screaming WHERE THE BAG AT? WHERE THE BAG AT? Everyone please welcome Paris and Chyna from the 305 Chicks.
Where The Bag At plays through the speakers and the two girls walk out, Paris starts twerking to the beat while Chyna hypes the crowd up, the two dance for a few more seconds and then walk over embracing Mercedes with a hug and air kiss.
MERCEDES: Let me tell y’all something, that song that was just playing I swear it was my anthem all of 2019.
Paris chuckles.
PARIS: Thank you, that means a lot.
CHYNA: Ayyyye turn up for the 305!
PARIS: We never thought it would reach the success it has, but we're living it up, Periodt!
CHYNA: Periodt!
MERCEDES: I swear y’all have started a movement, I feel like now saying the word Period is more positive then what it’s usually used for.
PARIS: It’s like saying point blank period but just cutting it down to that one word, it’s like we’re serious about it, not ifs, ands or buts.
CHYNA: you know. Its just that stamp. Im that bitch...periodt!
MERCEDES: How are you two handling your success? I mean it must be overwhelming, coming from a music background I remember how tough it was for me.
PARIS: It kind of came fast, I don’t know about Chyna but I wasn’t ready for it, I’m not use to people being in your face or you’re space period.
CHYNA: Its definitely a lot. I mean we're used to attention but this was a different level.
PARIS: How did you two meet?
PARIS: It’s a funny story, we were actually beefing over a guy back in high school, I remember one day we actually met up to fight, and when we squared up we both saw this dude standing there praising the fight, like he was some God or something because he had these two girls fighting over him.
MERCEDES: Typical man.
PARIS: Right.
MERCEDES: So what happened next?
PARIS: Oh a fight happened but it was with him, ever since that incident we just kind of became cool, we would hang out almost everyday after school, and I remember one day Chyna invited me
to her brothers rap battle and at that time I wasn’t even rapping, I didn’t know how too.
CHYNA: I had always known i wanted to rap. So i came to these battles all the time. This particular day I jumped in and was kinda playing around and then Paris came in. The dudes was eating it up telling us we should be a group. We joked about it, but here we are.
MERCEDES: Are there any collaborations your hoping to do? Any artists you may want to work with?
PARIS: Whoever wanna work with us.
Paris laughs.
PARIS: Peroidt!
CHYNA: Right! We rock with who rocks with us.
PARIS: I’m down to work with anyone who can produce hits.
CHYNA: And swipe them visas!
MERCEDES: Any special men in your lives?
PARIS: My son and that’s it. These dudes are lame, most of them lie and a lot of them can’t afford me.
CHYNA: I ain't got time for that. I'm in a relationship with this music. Periodt.
PARIS: I’m just speaking facts, I’m a independent woman but at the end of the day I want to be spoiled too. i has this one man that wasn’t packing the meat but he was sweet, my issue is he had the nerve to cheat, Nah. It’s cool to keep a coin in my pocket but you won’t disrespect me, never that.
MERCEDES: I hear that girl or as you two would say, PERIODT!
PARIS: See you get it.
MERCEDES: Well your getting ready to perform, the track is called Act Up. I hope the crowd is ready for the 305 Chicks, when we come back from the break they will hit the stage.
The scene cuts to a quick commercial.
MERCEDES: Welcome back to The Mercedes Show, I know you all been waiting for these two to light up the stage so everyone WELCOME PARIS AND CHYNA.
The beat to Act Up blares through the speakers and both Chyna and Paris hit the stage, the crowd goes crazy.
OOC NOTE:Lyrics and song belong to The City Girls and only used for role play purposes.
CHYNA: Real ass bitch, give a fuck 'bout a nigga
Big Birkin bag, ho, five, six figures
Stripes on my ass so he call this pussy Tigger
Fuckin' on a scammin' ass, rich ass nigga
Same group of bitches, ain't no eh-eh to the picture
PARIS: Drop a couple racks, watch his ass get bigger
Drinkin' on liquor, and I'm lookin' at your nigga
If his money right, he can eat it like a Snicker
I ain't got time for y'all fake ass hoes
Talkin' all loud in them fake ass clothes
Fake ass shoes match their fake ass gold
I'm the realest bitch ever to you snake ass hoes
CHYNA & PARIS: Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Dirty ass nails, baby girl, you need to back up
PARIS: It's Yung Paris, and I came to run my sack up
Tired ass hoes on my page tryna track us
Brand new chain, 305 Girls goin' Platinum
I keep a baby Glock, I ain't fightin'
with no random, period
You bitches weak, is you serious?
I let him take the pussy, now he actin' all delirious
Did the dash and the run, but I can stay superior
She see my number in his phone
Now you actin' curious (Haha)
He gon' buy me Gucci if I ask for it (Yup)
He'll curse a nigga rockin' Tom Ford (Ow)
I bet your lil' sister wanna look like me
I bet your lil' brother wanna fuck on me
Hood bitch, good pussy, I ain't average
Um, he can't come around without that cabbage
Um, pop a pussy bitch quick, like a bubblegum
I ain't never worry, I just deal with it for fun
CHYNA & PARIS: Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Dirty ass nails, baby girl, you need to back up
CHYNA: Chyna on the track, and you know I'm 'bout my paper
Pussy sweet, pussy tight, so he called it Lightsaber
If your ass a broke nigga, hell nah, I can't meet ya
If your ass a rich nigga, I'ma fuck ya 'til you ain't one
If that nigga a scammer, I'm turning into a dancer (yup)
I make it clap like he got the right answer
Sit on it with menace, get it harder than a hammer
He wanna freak, pussy pink, breast cancer
Oh, you like dick, just like I like big butts
I don't care about your chain, nigga, or your big truck
Yeah, I know you gettin' it, but is you spendin' it?
Give a fuck what a nigga got if he ain't givin' it
B-badass bitch, bad attitude (Yeah)
Nails done, hair done, ass too (Ow)
Your baby daddy fuckin' me and suckin' me
He don't answer you, bitch, that's because of me (Period)
CHYNA & PARIS: Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Dirty ass nails, baby girl, you need to back up
The two finish the performance and join Mercedes back on the couch, Mercedes thanks them again before the two exit the stage leaving to a huge applause from the crowd.
MERCEDES: It was lit in here no doubt, Chyna and Paris did their thing on that stage, now usually I do this part of the show early on but since we had such a huge show tonight I decided to save it until the end. So I’m sure everyone has been following the R.Kelly scandal and as a mother, a parent I am disgusted. Yes we can say the man made great music and brought us hits but does that give him a pass for all the destruction and chaos he has caused in these women’s lives.
The crowd boos.
MERCEDES: I’ve never met the man, worked with the man or had any interaction but after this whole situation I don’t think I ever would. But the one thing we have to realize that he isn’t the only problem but everyone involved should take responsibility for their actions and justice should be served. I’m talking about all the parents who allowed such behavior to happen, and then had the nerve to take hush money, I’m sickened by all of this and that is why I decided to make R.Kelly the Hater of The Week.. My opinion on this matter is LOCK HIS ASS UP and burn all the keys.
•HATER OF THE WEEK•
The crowd applauds agreeing with Mercedes.
MERCEDES: Thank you again everyone for joining me tonight, next episode Jaèshon Wood will stop by and this is a interview you don’t want to miss. Bye!
Mercedes waves towards the camera and crowd, she exits the stage and the credits roll.
MERCEDES: Ladies and gentleman, thank you for joining me for another episode of The Mercedes Show, I know it’s been a few weeks but listen a girl has been very busy. But tonight I have a couple guests stopping by the show, but before we get into that I want to talk about what’s been hot in the press, so let’s get right to it.
The scene opens up with Mercedes standing in front of her studio audience, Baby by Mercedes which is a song featured on her album plays in the background as she makes her way to the chair sitting on the main stage. The audience applaud and dance to the music for a few seconds before taking their seat and getting settled.
MERCEDES: Tonight’s show is sponsored by the security door system the ring, and let me tell you if you don’t have one then invest in one because these things are a lifesaver. You can sign up as low as $99 and basically have peace of mind when away from home or even at home.
Mercedes smiles as she shows off the product, she sets it aside and gets back to the show.
MERCEDES: I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday, mines was okay, first time in years that the whole family got together, even Sara’s adoptive parents joined us for a private dinner and that was sweet.
The audience applauds.
MERCEDES: But it’s back to work, and let’s just say a lot has been going on in the world, whether good, bad or even celebrity news, alot has been going on. Kim Kardashian-West confirmed on Watch What Happens Live a few days ago and stated she was having a boy, so congratulations to her. The one thing about her is that she is a family oriented woman and I applaud her for that.
The audience agrees by clapping.
MERCEDES: In other news we still have a douchebag as a president, still messing up our country and causing a mess. Can we hurry up and impeach this man.
Mercedes smiles, the crowds give off a mixed reaction, some cheering while others sit silent.
MERCEDES: I’m sure we have some supporters in the room tonight so i won’t tear your president down to much, but the man is a complete fool. I guess it would be a waste of time to impeach since his term is almost over, but please get rid of this man because he is unfit and very unprofessional and should not be in the power to run anyone’s country.
Mercedes flips to the next card.
MERCEDES: So tonight we have two very special guest visiting the show, first times to be exact. Once enemies but now business partners, they always star on the hit show #theLIFEATL. I want everyone to give a warm welcome to Chanel Snow and Trinity Monroe.
Both Trinity and Chanel walk out to a huge applause from the crowd, the two walk over and embrace Mercedes with a hug and then sit down on the couch next to her.
MERCEDES: Thank you for stopping by, both of you ladies look gorgeous tonight.
CHANEL SNOW: Thank you.
TRINITY MONROE: Thank you girl! You look amazing as well. Bnb
MERCEDES: So we have a lot to talk about tonight, first off I’ve been watching you guys on the show and I think this year we see a different side, less fights and more grown adults, at least on your end.
Chanel chuckles.
CHANEL SNOW: We’re older now, I remember season one I didn’t even want to film I was nervous. But I think because we all have grown and acquired different things, like jobs, businesses, and endorsements it’s like we can’t go on television acting all crazy, it could mess up what we have going on.
TRINITY MONROE: Yea. People don't realize, they may want to see drama and fights but after these cameras stop rolling, the girls have other gigs. Nothing about me or my brand has ever really been about drama. I've always been about uplifting my sisters. And that's what I wanted people to see this season.
MERCEDES: I understand that completely, everyone out here has to make a living. So I want to talk about you two, how you guys met and how you got to where you are now, I think at one point you guys weren’t friends.
CHANEL SNOW: I’ve known Trinity for a very long time, in Atlanta you typically know everyone and we both were involved heavily in the night life, we always had a close friendship but I think once the show started, it caused an issue in our friendship, but the fact that we have so much history what we were going through wasn’t something that would END our friendship.
TRINITY MONROE: Yea we used to cut up in the ballroom scene and everything. We have history far beyond this platform but sometimes like Chanel said, things get tricky when those cameras start rolling, but real friends find a way through.
MERCEDES: Everyone says doing reality tv can sometimes ruin relationships.
CHANEL SNOW: I totally agree with that, but doing reality tv can be a gift and a curse, we both made some mistakes in the past but at the end of the day we knew it wasn’t something that would break us.
TRINITY MONROE: I think it can play a part. But at the end of the day we are responsible for us. Nobody can make us do what we don't want to. I think we just had to realize that. Because we both did let it get to us
MERCEDES: Speaking of relationships, are you guys dating? I know watching the show Trinity you were involved with some guy.
Mercedes looks down at her card.
MERCEDES: Kyng Prentice.
TRINITY MONROE: That's bad. We're absolutely still dating. He's actually out in the audience.
Trinity blows a kiss to king, who winks and blows one back.
MERCEDES: There have been a few rumors out there saying you are paying these men to be on the show with you and to play the part of your boyfriend? I know it isn’t true but why do you think a rumor like this is floating around?
TRINITY MONROE: First of all, look at me. It's no shade. But if I have to pay somebody to date me, I'm doing something wrong. Dating in any community is hard. But dating in the trans community is definitely a while different challenge. One that you wouldn't understand unless you're in that lifestyle. That's the only energy I will ever give those tacky rumors
MERCEDES: People can be so rude and bored at times to make up stupid rumors like that.
TRINITY MONROE: Chile. Its exclected. I signed up for this show along with these men and I knew the talk would come. I just look at it as apart of the job. I don't really check the blogs. So of someone doesn't send it to me, I won't even know.
CHANEL SNOW: Trinity is very picky too, I think she wants someone who is either on her level or above, and nowadays dudes are only with you for the clout or status.
TRINITY MONROE: I am picky. Absolutely. I feel like j e earned that right
MERCEDES: And what about you Chanel?
CHANEL SNOW: I’ve been dating the same guy for 7 years now but on and off, it’s a process with him but right now we’re in a good place.
MERCEDES: Why is it a process? Seems like a stable relationship to me.
CHANEL SNOW: He travels a lot for work, and so do I. Plus we’re high school sweethearts so it’s a lot of history, memories, pain, and drama but we love each other, that’s my POOGA.
MERCEDES: Awe that’s sweet. Now this season of the life has been juicy, even though you guys haven’t been involved in a lot of drama it’s still a lot going on.
CHANEL SNOW: I think it’s less drama this season, we’ve had a couple situations but not much.
TRINITY MONROE: Finally!
MERCEDES: I never see Trinity fighting or getting into any scream matches?
TRINITY MONROE: Absolutely not. No shade to the cast but most of them are much younger than I. And we're on totally different levels. What would be really have to argue about?
MERCEDES: Staying classy is always the best way, but I hear you girl. Did you guys think you would make it to a third season?
CHANEL SNOW: Honestly? Yes! I feel like any type of show dealing with the city of Atlanta always turns out to be a hit, we just always bring the entertainment. I’m happy the show has reached this much success, it’s helped me out a lot. I don’t have to do a lot of club appearances anymore!
Chanel laughs.
TRINITY MONROE: Yea. It definitely boosted all of our brands respectively.most of not all of us were already solidified before the show came around but its been such a great platform for the LGBT community in the entertainment industry.
MERCEDES: I want to talk about the club, so you guys go back to being friends and then decide to open a club together? How did that come about?
CHANEL SNOW: It’s so crazy, one day we were at a club together doing an appearance and we were just so disgusted with now the club treated us, it was small, the workers were unprofessional and it was just a horrible night, so we were just talking and saying how if we had our own club that it would never be like this, and after that night we just started talking about opening a club more and more.
TRINITY MONROE: I will never forget that night. I was mortified.
CHANEL SNOW: It made sense, we both kind of started off in the clubs and we knew that our names being stamped on a club would bring us a lot of money.
TRINITY MONROE: And it's.just fun. Why not get paid to do what we love doing.
CHANEL SNOW: And business has been great, everyone wants to make an appearance at LadyBoy.
MERCEDES: So rumor is that you two aren’t returning Season 4 and that you MAY have your own show in the works, can you tell me anything about that?
CHANEL SNOW: Girl you are noseeeeyyyyy.
Chanel chuckles.
CHANEL SNOW: Ummm I was going to wait before talking about everything …
TRINITY MONROE: Can I plead the fifth
CHANEL SNOW: But since it’s you I guess I can spill a little tea, to address the first rumor about not returning to the show, I haven’t said yes and I haven’t said no, they usually don’t starting negotiating terms and contracts until after the reunion films so I’m just waiting to see how everything goes. As for my show or our show, no. But I will say that I was approached with an idea that I can’t really speak on, but just know that if I do decide to leave #theLIFEATL that it won’t be the last time you see me on TV.
MERCEDES: Hmmm.. and what can you tell us Trinity?
TRINITY MONROE: Well of course you'll continue to see me on TV. I am returning with my role as Cotton on Star. But as far as reality tv.. you'll just have to wait and see when the new shows are announced.
MERCEDES: Boo y’all both suck, keeping it a secret.
CHANEL SNOW: We honestly don’t know much either, our main focus is making sure our club is successful but hey if a network wants to give us a show then show us them numbers and if their good then we may jump on it.
MERCEDES: Getting back to Trinity, speaking of Star do you plan on doing anymore acting?
TRINITY MONROE: Absolutely. I want to take on more roles. I really enjoy it and there needs to be more trans women on tv.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m so proud of my girl out there in Hollywood.
TRINITY MONROE: Aww thanx sis!
She blows a kiss to Chanel.
MERCEDES: So ATL has been a topic of conversation recently and the fans are saying the show needs some fresh blood, what do you guys think?
CHANEL SNOW: I don’t think it would hurt the show, but every year we’ve added new people to the cast, some stick and some don’t. Doing reality tv is hard, one day you’ll have a spot on the show and the next day it can be taken away.
TRINITY MONROE: I think some new blood might be cute. Atlanta has so much to offer. So many people to see.
MERCEDES: Chanel you also have a wig line and just recently added hair and makeup products to your growing brand, how is that going?
CHANEL SNOW: Let me tell you something I never once imagined that I would have so many coins in the bank. Everyday I wake up to a different amount in my bank account, so that right there tells you I’m blessed.
MERCEDES: Do you plan on opening any shops or is everything still online?
CHANEL SNOW: I’m actually working on opening a small pop up shop in Atlanta and in my hometown DC, if everything goes my way then I’ll have two stores before summer 2019.
MERCEDES: Have you used any of Chanel’s products Trinity?
TRINITY MONROE: Oh she knows! I'm a junkie for a nice lace. This unit is actually hers.
She poses, flipping her hair for everyone to see.
TRINITY MONROE: I only wear my own makeup on my face. I'm a walking billboard. So when im selling my products, i want my buyers to what they're getting.
MERCEDES: What else do you two have in store for 2019?
CHANEL SNOW: I’m just working all 2019 and securing the bag, I’m adding more products to line and hopefully running a successful club with my girl.
MERCEDES: And you Trinity?
TRINITY MONROE: I'm gonna focus more back into styling. I'm in the process of opening up my own agency. So stay tuned for that. And of course more shenanigans at #ladyboy. Many things in store for Ms. Monroe.
MERCEDES: I appreciate you two stopping by and I wish you best the luck. And when we come back, we’ll be joined by The 305 Chicks who also be performing their smash hit Act Up.
The three sit and talk as the show cuts to a quick commercial break.
MERCEDES: And welcome back to The Mercedes Show, now you may have heard these girls on your radios or your nearest hood spot, but let me tell me I’m in my car everyday screaming WHERE THE BAG AT? WHERE THE BAG AT? Everyone please welcome Paris and Chyna from the 305 Chicks.
Where The Bag At plays through the speakers and the two girls walk out, Paris starts twerking to the beat while Chyna hypes the crowd up, the two dance for a few more seconds and then walk over embracing Mercedes with a hug and air kiss.
MERCEDES: Let me tell y’all something, that song that was just playing I swear it was my anthem all of 2019.
Paris chuckles.
PARIS: Thank you, that means a lot.
CHYNA: Ayyyye turn up for the 305!
PARIS: We never thought it would reach the success it has, but we're living it up, Periodt!
CHYNA: Periodt!
MERCEDES: I swear y’all have started a movement, I feel like now saying the word Period is more positive then what it’s usually used for.
PARIS: It’s like saying point blank period but just cutting it down to that one word, it’s like we’re serious about it, not ifs, ands or buts.
CHYNA: you know. Its just that stamp. Im that bitch...periodt!
MERCEDES: How are you two handling your success? I mean it must be overwhelming, coming from a music background I remember how tough it was for me.
PARIS: It kind of came fast, I don’t know about Chyna but I wasn’t ready for it, I’m not use to people being in your face or you’re space period.
CHYNA: Its definitely a lot. I mean we're used to attention but this was a different level.
PARIS: How did you two meet?
PARIS: It’s a funny story, we were actually beefing over a guy back in high school, I remember one day we actually met up to fight, and when we squared up we both saw this dude standing there praising the fight, like he was some God or something because he had these two girls fighting over him.
MERCEDES: Typical man.
PARIS: Right.
MERCEDES: So what happened next?
PARIS: Oh a fight happened but it was with him, ever since that incident we just kind of became cool, we would hang out almost everyday after school, and I remember one day Chyna invited me
to her brothers rap battle and at that time I wasn’t even rapping, I didn’t know how too.
CHYNA: I had always known i wanted to rap. So i came to these battles all the time. This particular day I jumped in and was kinda playing around and then Paris came in. The dudes was eating it up telling us we should be a group. We joked about it, but here we are.
MERCEDES: Are there any collaborations your hoping to do? Any artists you may want to work with?
PARIS: Whoever wanna work with us.
Paris laughs.
PARIS: Peroidt!
CHYNA: Right! We rock with who rocks with us.
PARIS: I’m down to work with anyone who can produce hits.
CHYNA: And swipe them visas!
MERCEDES: Any special men in your lives?
PARIS: My son and that’s it. These dudes are lame, most of them lie and a lot of them can’t afford me.
CHYNA: I ain't got time for that. I'm in a relationship with this music. Periodt.
PARIS: I’m just speaking facts, I’m a independent woman but at the end of the day I want to be spoiled too. i has this one man that wasn’t packing the meat but he was sweet, my issue is he had the nerve to cheat, Nah. It’s cool to keep a coin in my pocket but you won’t disrespect me, never that.
MERCEDES: I hear that girl or as you two would say, PERIODT!
PARIS: See you get it.
MERCEDES: Well your getting ready to perform, the track is called Act Up. I hope the crowd is ready for the 305 Chicks, when we come back from the break they will hit the stage.
The scene cuts to a quick commercial.
MERCEDES: Welcome back to The Mercedes Show, I know you all been waiting for these two to light up the stage so everyone WELCOME PARIS AND CHYNA.
The beat to Act Up blares through the speakers and both Chyna and Paris hit the stage, the crowd goes crazy.
OOC NOTE:Lyrics and song belong to The City Girls and only used for role play purposes.
CHYNA: Real ass bitch, give a fuck 'bout a nigga
Big Birkin bag, ho, five, six figures
Stripes on my ass so he call this pussy Tigger
Fuckin' on a scammin' ass, rich ass nigga
Same group of bitches, ain't no eh-eh to the picture
PARIS: Drop a couple racks, watch his ass get bigger
Drinkin' on liquor, and I'm lookin' at your nigga
If his money right, he can eat it like a Snicker
I ain't got time for y'all fake ass hoes
Talkin' all loud in them fake ass clothes
Fake ass shoes match their fake ass gold
I'm the realest bitch ever to you snake ass hoes
CHYNA & PARIS: Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Dirty ass nails, baby girl, you need to back up
PARIS: It's Yung Paris, and I came to run my sack up
Tired ass hoes on my page tryna track us
Brand new chain, 305 Girls goin' Platinum
I keep a baby Glock, I ain't fightin'
with no random, period
You bitches weak, is you serious?
I let him take the pussy, now he actin' all delirious
Did the dash and the run, but I can stay superior
She see my number in his phone
Now you actin' curious (Haha)
He gon' buy me Gucci if I ask for it (Yup)
He'll curse a nigga rockin' Tom Ford (Ow)
I bet your lil' sister wanna look like me
I bet your lil' brother wanna fuck on me
Hood bitch, good pussy, I ain't average
Um, he can't come around without that cabbage
Um, pop a pussy bitch quick, like a bubblegum
I ain't never worry, I just deal with it for fun
CHYNA & PARIS: Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Dirty ass nails, baby girl, you need to back up
CHYNA: Chyna on the track, and you know I'm 'bout my paper
Pussy sweet, pussy tight, so he called it Lightsaber
If your ass a broke nigga, hell nah, I can't meet ya
If your ass a rich nigga, I'ma fuck ya 'til you ain't one
If that nigga a scammer, I'm turning into a dancer (yup)
I make it clap like he got the right answer
Sit on it with menace, get it harder than a hammer
He wanna freak, pussy pink, breast cancer
Oh, you like dick, just like I like big butts
I don't care about your chain, nigga, or your big truck
Yeah, I know you gettin' it, but is you spendin' it?
Give a fuck what a nigga got if he ain't givin' it
B-badass bitch, bad attitude (Yeah)
Nails done, hair done, ass too (Ow)
Your baby daddy fuckin' me and suckin' me
He don't answer you, bitch, that's because of me (Period)
CHYNA & PARIS: Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Act up, you can get snatched up
Dirty ass nails, baby girl, you need to back up
The two finish the performance and join Mercedes back on the couch, Mercedes thanks them again before the two exit the stage leaving to a huge applause from the crowd.
MERCEDES: It was lit in here no doubt, Chyna and Paris did their thing on that stage, now usually I do this part of the show early on but since we had such a huge show tonight I decided to save it until the end. So I’m sure everyone has been following the R.Kelly scandal and as a mother, a parent I am disgusted. Yes we can say the man made great music and brought us hits but does that give him a pass for all the destruction and chaos he has caused in these women’s lives.
The crowd boos.
MERCEDES: I’ve never met the man, worked with the man or had any interaction but after this whole situation I don’t think I ever would. But the one thing we have to realize that he isn’t the only problem but everyone involved should take responsibility for their actions and justice should be served. I’m talking about all the parents who allowed such behavior to happen, and then had the nerve to take hush money, I’m sickened by all of this and that is why I decided to make R.Kelly the Hater of The Week.. My opinion on this matter is LOCK HIS ASS UP and burn all the keys.
•HATER OF THE WEEK•
The crowd applauds agreeing with Mercedes.
MERCEDES: Thank you again everyone for joining me tonight, next episode Jaèshon Wood will stop by and this is a interview you don’t want to miss. Bye!
Mercedes waves towards the camera and crowd, she exits the stage and the credits roll.