MIL RADIO PRESENTS: KiKi Session w/ The Mean Girls & Dallas

#MIL Studios
Los Angeles, California
October 1st, 2017
7:00 PM
KiKi Session with The Mean Girls Chanel Snow & Isaiah Wolfe and honorary Mean Girl Dallas Reed

The scene opens up inside MIL Studios, set up similar to the Breakfast Club both Chanel and Isaiah are shown inside the studio room sitting in chairs with the mics in front of them. The producers motions to the two that they’re on the air and Chanel jumps right in.

CHANEL SNOW: Bitch they got us on the radio, they fucked up and let us on this bitch.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I think they knew what they were doing when they chose us to do it:

CHANEL SNOW: Duh the stars should do it, and while we’re gearing up to Season 2 of ATL why not throw a little shade and stir up a little drama before explosive season starts.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m so tired of filming and honestly can’t wait until it’s over, the cameraman and all that equipment needs to go.

CHANEL SNOW: I’m just happy Ricky back, the one camera with his fine ass.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I can’t comment, I’m technically married now.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh yeah I forgot your boring now, got you and a lover and shit. But look before we run down this list of our raggedy ass co stars we have to introduce our honorary mean girl since he isn’t an official member yet.

Isaiah laughs.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Shade.

CHANEL SNOW: Nah boo it’s no T, no shade. But you know he use to run with that rat Trinity and her ex lap dog Zeno so my trust with him is thin.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I think I’m the only one on the cast who hasn’t smashed him yet though.

CHANEL SNOW: Don’t do that bitch, he hasn’t smashed me either and you already know Rico not having that, plus Trinity has had them and anyone who has had hers is probably a repeat at the local clinic.

Isaiah almost spits his water out.

ISAIAH WOLFE: You do know he’s coming out here right?

CHANEL SNOW: It’s not shade to him, it’s more towards her. I don’t have an issue with Dallas at all we actually partied together a few nights ago all I said was my trust was thin with him, plus I thought it would be cute for him to do this with us anyway.

Dallas Reed walks in the studio holding on a cup, he takes a sip before sitting down in one of the chairs, he acknowledges both Isaiah and Chanel with a nod and pulls the mic closer to his face.

CHANEL SNOW: Boy I’m mad you came walking in here like you the President or something and I’m not talking about Donald Trump because that would be disgusting.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m thinking like a earlier Barack when he first won but all secretive and sexy.

CHANEL SNOW: Yes I get that vibe too, what’s good boo you ready for tonight?

ISAIAH WOLFE: He better be.

DALLAS REED: Oh I'm always ready baby. What's poppin. You looking good chanel. I see you boo. Poppin like you're on a stage.

CHANEL SNOW: Don’t come in here trying to sweet talk me boy, I know you would get these panties if I gave them up and we can’t have you stalking me like you stalking Jalen.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Ooop.

DALLAS REED: Sloppy seconds aint my thing boo. That's your thing wit zeno.

CHANEL SNOW: You tried that, I didn’t know that he was entertaining that hot mess.

DALLAS REED: I Know you fuckin lyin

Dallas chuckles

CHANEL SNOW: You know that’s your man. Baby I’m surprised Jalen even signed on to come back to the show, I barely saw him last season.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Don't do that Chanel you know he was around, probably in the background somewhere but he was around.

CHANEL SNOW: Where? Busting tables? Well I guess he’ll be around a lot this season since he’s the newest jump off on the show. Well at least Jaser has a friend like him on the show.

DALLAS REED: I know one place he was. Up in my dms. But I'm stalking. Y'all play. that coulda been bae. But he shifty.

CHANEL SNOW: I don’t know him personally, but he seem like he had a little sneaky side about him. But who knows he might stir some drama up this season, I heard him and Legend got a beef going on and yes all because of Miss Dallas over here, damn is the dick that good you got boys fighting over it?

DALLAS REED: Come find out. It speaks for itself. That way nobody could ever say I lured on it

ISAIAH WOLFE: Well I’ve never had it, I won’t fall victim to the Dallas Trap.

DALLAS REED: Ain't no traps. You could come and go as you please. Not my fault they get hooked. But then again.

CHANEL SNOW: Who else we got on this season? Oh what about Miles Balenciaga the knock off version.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t know who he is but he sure has a lot to say about me. Well I take that back he’s my current boyfriends friend but he still doesn't know me.

CHANEL SNOW: Well he hangs out with the bum crew so I don’t associate with him.

DALLAS REED: I figured yall would love miles. He would fit right in with yall. No shade. I like him.

ISAIAH WOLFE: The only reason why he’s on the show is because he fucked half of Atlanta and sold clothes he’s boosted off other people.

CHANEL SNOW: Chile he out here committing perjury? Oh no. He broke!

ISAIAH WOLFE: Like Jaser ass, that’s why he signed on for another season because he needed a check and his sponsorship ended.

Chanel bursts out laughing.

CHANEL SNOW: Don’t get me started on Miss Cruz, she’s an horrendous sight and I don’t know why she’s coming back. But I get it this is her only employment and maybe the producers felt bad for her.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I can’t with you tonight.

CHANEL SNOW: I have some advice for Jaser honey, glow up baby and stop looking like a butch lesbian or something. The hairstyles and the choice of clothing makes you look like one of the guys begging for change on the street. You’re pathetic like another person I know.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh my god, who?

CHANEL SNOW: The fake breasted actress who owes me five thousand dollars. I swear everyday I wait for that ding to hit my phone saying check deposit. But then again she probably is trying to keep up with her payments for Storm, her rent a man.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t know what to say to be honest, I know y’all have issues but we don’t have a problem but I’m dead at the rent a boyfriend.

DALLAS REED: Stop! That's not real! I don't even see why y'all beefin over that bum ass clown Zeno. Cuz that's what it really is.

CHANEL SNOW: Who?

ISAIAH WOLFE: I think he said Zeno.

DALLAS REED: Come on man we being real right? No shade. I know the dick good. I've had it too.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh anyway, what about our newcomers Jaèshon and his brother Blair?

DALLAS REED: NEXT!!!

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t know them, they’re cute for the show though. I think one of the brothers use to be an escort or something.

CHANEL SNOW: WOW, shut the fuck up ha. Well then him and Dallas should get along very well.

Chanel winks at Dallas blowing a kiss at him. Dallas flips her the finger, laughing.

DALLAS REED: Fuck you bitch.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Y’all are stupid.

CHANEL SNOW: We got Tesla?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Who?

DALLAS REED: Nah. Don't Play her like that. But what happened to shorty.

CHANEL SNOW: Right, next. Oh wait what about Riley?

ISAIAH WOLFE: He’s boring, next.

CHANEL SNOW: Now don’t be like that Isaiah, that was your boo in the beginning. Y’all was all in love and shit until you found out he was fucking that rotten boy butt Jaser.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Ewww

CHANEL SNOW: Baby I hope he took twelve showers just to clean that stinch and whatever else with that roach.

DALLAS REED: But you was on it! You can't play it now. Yall already smashed.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t see the purpose of Riley, I carried his ass last season along with his friend Jaser. I’m not filming with him so he technically has no purpose, he can be a show extra or a filler.

CHANEL SNOW: Like Jaiden!

ISAIAH WOLFE: Awe don’t do that.

CHANEL SNOW: I guess Jaser went to the same place Trinity went to for her rent a boyfriend, these girls out here desperate honey.

DALLAS REED: Said the bitch with the mysterious new boyfriend also. Ms Rico. Cough cough. Hey boo.

CHANEL SNOW: I keep my love life private unlike all y’all hoes crying on twitter.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I think Storm is an interesting mix to the show though, the only straight one.

Chanel chuckles

CHANEL SNOW: That’s questionable, I mean well you know what I’ll play nice.

ISAIAH WOLFE: As you should, don’t forget about my boo Giovanni joining the show.

CHANEL SNOW: Awe I grew to love Giovanni, I was hesitant about him first but I’ve grown to like him and you two make a cute couple.

DALLAS REED: I'm down for that threesome when y'all are. No shade.

CHANEL SNOW: Mmm yes make it a foursome or wait that’s consider an orgy at that point.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Yall crazy but anyway I am like head over heels over this dude.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh we can’t forget sexy ass Hadi, sorry Rico.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I Like Hadi and all but he just wasn’t around last season either, like I honestly don’t remember him except the issues with Zeno and Dallas.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh boy I see the look in Dallas eyes.

DALLAS REED: Fuck that fake ass nigga. Every time I see him, I want hands, straight like that. NEXT!!!

CHANEL SNOW: I think you mad that Hadi was topping both your lovers because I know his big ass wasn’t bending over for anyone.

DALLAS REED: Everybody know Zeno is verse. That's not new. I don't fuck with Hadrian cuz he fake.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh my, the visual that just popped up in my head.

Isaiah shakes his head.

CHANEL SNOW: I don’t even know how to say this girl name, Kaliyah Kane?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Who?

CHANEL SNOW: Chile some hoodrat the producers probably found at the grocery store buying baby formula and sold her a dream.

ISAIAH WOLFE: That’s rude.

DALLAS REED: As fuck.

CHANEL SNOW: I mean who is she and what pole did she fall from to land a gig on this show?

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t think she dances, she sings Chanel and you know every reality show needs their extra so maybe she’s playing that part.

CHANEL SNOW: Ah these people better not take offense, it’s only jokes well some of it is.

DALLAS REED: No tea. We just having a good time.

ISAIAH WOLFE: And of course all of us are coming back.

CHANEL SNOW: Ah well it wouldn’t be a life without me, the star.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I didn’t want to sign back on because last season was so draining but at the same time I had fun. I just know who to surround myself around and who not to surround myself around.

DALLAS REED: I wasn't letting nobody keep me away from a coin bitch.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh shit we forgot about LaLa?

ISAIAH WOLFE: That name reminds me of someone from the players club.

DALLAS REED: Well she was a stripper.

CHANEL SNOW: I think she dances but I wouldn’t know because when I first saw her I thought she was pregnant.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Wide load.

CHANEL SNOW: And you say I’m rude as fuck.

DALLAS REED: Bitch how!

He chuckles

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh and what about Prynceton? Dallas friend?

CHANEL SNOW: Prynceton is cute, I don’t know what cell or basement Dallas had him hiding in but he is eye candy for days. I swear Rico is going to kill me, sorry baby daddy.

Dallas chuckles

DALLAS REED: Yall are terrible. That's bestie tho.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I think Dallas brought him on as his backup, everyone is against Dallas or at least was.

CHANEL SNOW: Awe Dallas needed help. He scared of the big bad Hadi and Zeno?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Hadi is big, you can’t front on that one.

DALLAS REED: The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Ain't nobody need no backup.

CHANEL SNOW: His underwear probably hang low to the floor.

DALLAS REED: Niggas on steroids dick shrivel up. That's probably why Zeno fuck with him. Cuz he cant take dick.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Moving on, all I know is this season is sure to be lit, a lot of drama of course but I guess we can expect good things.

CHANEL SNOW: You do know after this airs we will probably get hit with a lot of Twitter shade and hate, especially from the bum crew.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll make sure I mute them tonight.

DALLAS REED: Y'all are terrible

Isaiah chuckles.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I do think you and them should finally sit down.

CHANEL SNOW: Look I don’t associate with rats or bums and that’s what they are. I tried to befriend all of them and they all are too immature.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I have my little run in with Riley this season but everyone has to wait until that airs, I have come across his little friend yet but I’m sure I will.

CHANEL SNOW: I don’t know why we need to, I think I need to re-evaluate the mutual friends we have because I can’t sit at these events with trash.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Look I need to get out of here, we ran down the whole season and I already feel an attack coming on so I need to get home to my man and spend time with him before my Twitter fingers get to itching.

CHANEL SNOW: Alright ladies and gentleman we are finished here, this was our little KiKi Session about #theLIFEATL and this season coming up. Catch on the MIL network later this month when the first episode airs.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I can’t wait, people though LA’s edition was crazy wait until they see us again.

CHANEL SNOW: This was the mean girls edition and again I want to thank our sexy honorable means girl guest Dallas Reed.

DALLAS REED: ayye. It's been real. This was fun. Yall shady as fuck. I love it. We out yall. 1

The scene fades.