Post by Moments In Life on Jan 13, 2018 12:27:37 GMT -5
MIL RADIO: Presents: KiKi Session w/ The Mean Girls.
CHANEL SNOW: Baby a session is in order and tonight we are spilling all the tea, tonight the finale of ATL aired and we also filmed the reunion earlier today and let’s just say it was eventful.
The scene opens up inside of MIL Headquarters, Chanel, Dallas, and Isaiah are all shown inside the studio seated in their chairs with mics sitting in front of them.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m glad it’s over, I’m glad the season is over.
CHANEL SNOW: You know what it’s bittersweet, a lot happened. Good and Bad but we survived it all and still here today to talk about it, none of us are locked up or dead so.
DALLAS REED: Oh you got jokes huh ?
He chuckles
DALLAS REED: But Nah it’s definitely been a wild season.
CHANEL SNOW: But Baby that reunion was something crazy, so much tea was spilled.
ISAIAH WOLFE: So much false tea, the producers really need to start screening who they let on the show.
DALLAS REED: oh god! Here you go nigga!why everybody wanna blame the producers. We just crazy.
CHANEL SNOW: I agree, we had some ratchet ass people on this season, old and new.
DALLAS REED: And we got a lot to get into.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I mean where do we start, it’s so much shit we can talk about tonight.
CHANEL SNOW: I guess the finale, it had a lot going on. We found out that the baby wasn’t Jaser’s but who didn’t know that.
DALLAS REED: No comment.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Could you imagine Jaser a father though? He better be happy he doesn’t have that responsibility right now since he’s still a child.
CHANEL SNOW: He got some growing up to do, a lot of it.
ISAIAH WOLFE: But that must suck though, all that time thinking you have a child and boom it’s taken away just like that.
CHANEL SNOW: Who cares, he’s dealing with his whole transition into a woman so he should be happy he doesn’t have that extra baggage on him anyway.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I gagged though, I won’t even lie.
DALLAS REED: No comment.
Chanel shrugs.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh well, what about Hadi finally meeting with both of his brothers? I thought that was sweet.
DALLAS REED: Yo then twins fine as fuck forreal.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I never got a chance to film or hang around Jaèshon, of course we saw each other in passing but we’ve never had like a one on one conversation. Anyway he seems like a cool dude, I just hate that he’s about to get caught up with Riley and his drama.
CHANEL SNOW: Riley is like a dog in heat, he goes after all the newbies, I mean you last season and then now Jaèshon.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I have no issues with the dude, but I wish him luck if he pursues anything with that creep Riley.
CHANEL SNOW: Honey Riley made it seem like you had this infatuation with him, well they both think we’re obsessed with them when in reality their obsessed with us.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You know what’s crazy, when I went and sat down with Riley, my intention was to squash it and at least form a cordial relationship with him, but when I got there and saw him. All that anger I had built up just got the best of me and I just went off, I wouldn’t say it’s an obsession, but I will say it’s a lot of hurt there.
CHANEL SNOW: Well next season I don’t need any run ins with them low life’s because neither one of them can act like adults.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Especially the barking chihuahua.
CHANEL SNOW: Miss Butch Queen honey.
DALLAS REED: If we on the subject of hiring and firing, I might have a few names to add to the suggestion box
CHANEL SNOW: I’m getting all the pictures printed of the reunion looks and I can’t wait to go through them because baby some of the cast was looking a mess.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well you know people on a budget, they can’t produce the coins we got.
DALLAS REED: Well we all know I was sex siren…. Of the year baby. In a tee shirt.
He smirks, licking his lips
CHANEL SNOW: I looked fly, but we knew that. Once all the looks come in, we can start going through them.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Chanel, by the way where the hell is Rico?
CHANEL SNOW: Chile we still together, Rico wasn’t comfortable filming the show and he didn’t want to get caught up in all that drama.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I was about to say, I love y’all together.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh we still rocking baby, he’s not a for hire boyfriend, he’s real.
DALLAS REED: She digging!!!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Shade!
CHANEL SNOW: No baby, it’s facts! The haters may take it as shade.
Chanel blows a kiss in the mic and waves.
CHANEL SNOW: Hi Haters.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You are silly girl.
CHANEL SNOW: And you know we have to bring up Jalen and Dallas little sit down, baby I was on the edge of my seat because I just knew y’all two were going to fight.
DALLAS REED: Nah. Whole time I just want shorty to be honest.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I think you secretly want that boy.
DALLAS REED: I mean I won’t trip I fucked with him. And if shit woulda went different who knows. I’ll always have love for the kid. But nah I got my eyes on something else right now forreal
CHANEL SNOW: I thought y’all two really hit it off, i mean first season y’all was hanging out, having fun. And it’s like this season y’all can’t stand each other, you would have thought he stole some money from you.
DALLAS REED: it’s old news regardless. I ain’t giving that shit no more play. I wish him and his “boyfriend” nothing but the best. No bull.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I wonder why Legend was absent the finale, we really didn’t see anything with him.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile Legend is over this show, his storyline was his beef with Jalen over this community dick sitting over here.
Chanel points at Dallas and laughs.
DALLAS REED: Don’t do that! I can’t help the sexy.
CHANEL SNOW: I think we got all the looks in from the reunion Chile, I’m ready.
ISAIAH WOLFE: The first victim is.
CHANEL SNOW: Miles Balenciaga. I think he slayed this Look, what does he have on? Versace?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ugh who cares.
CHANEL SNOW: Now Isaiah don’t be like that, he looked cute.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Who the hell is that girl with him?
CHANEL SNOW: I think that’s his sister, or maybe his assistant who knows?
DALLAS REED: Miles always kill it.. y’all can’t even take that from him. Whoever chica is in the pic with him though… no shade he should help her
ISAIAH WOLFE: Next, I don’t want to waste time on that fraud, what he has on is problem fake or rented.
CHANEL SNOW: Ouch, ummmm ok. Well next we have the help with the $5 bundles in her hair.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Wait What?
CHANEL SNOW: Jaser’s friend, you know the girl that was fetching our water.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Chanel stop.
CHANEL SNOW: Whoever styled her needs to be fired, she look like she going to her broke boyfriends barbecue that he’s hosting in his mommas backyard.
DALLAS REED: I mean, this just look like something you would wear under your cap and gown for graduation pics. But it’s cute for her.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well at least she wore heels.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m glad she was able to catch that sale at Payless. Ha, she’s a weak bitch!
DALLAS REED: You don’t like nobody yo.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I think you’re just a little salty from what happened at the reunion.
CHANEL SNOW: What you mean her trying to secure a spot next season, she tried and failed miserably. Bye bye help!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Girl who is next and stop playing?
Isaiah chuckles.
CHANEL SNOW: Awe I think Trinity looks pretty here, it’s something different.
ISAIAH WOLFE: This Look was dope for her.
DALLAS REED: them tits are sitting.
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t say nothin bad about my sister, she looks great.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Best dressed?
CHANEL SNOW: Well we haven’t showed my Look yet so, we can’t answer that question yet. Ha! Anyway next on the list is.
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t remember her name again, she was the other help.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Don’t be like that, that’s LaLa.
CHANEL SNOW: Who?
DALLAS REED: Ummmmmmm.
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t believe she thought this was cute, I think she wore that out to the club and just woke up and said hey I’m going to wear this to the reunion too.
ISAIAH WOLFE: It's cute for her.
DALLAS REED: I like La. but this not right. Nah.
CHANEL SNOW: Be fake if you want, that shit is hideous. Oh my gosh, next Look.
CHANEL SNOW: Awe look at Jalen, this is cute. Very retro!
ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t think he’s ever been that fashionable.
DALLAS REED: I fuck wit it lowkey. That’s his look
CHANEL SNOW: I mean it looks like he’s going to a 90’s party, but the whole Look works though. Kudos to Jalen for the outfit!
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll pass on it.
CHANEL SNOW: Next is our fellow mean girl Isaiah.
CHANEL SNOW: No shade it’s regular.
DALLAS REED:
CHANEL SNOW: You look like you was about to go on a dinner date or to the movies.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Look I didn’t know who was going to try me so I wanted to make sure I was comfortable and that’s no shade. But them jeans cost more than probably half of the other couches wardrobe though.
CHANEL SNOW: Shade!
DALLAS REED: Yea everybody was on guard forreal.
CHANEL SNOW: Next is Jaèshon Wood.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He Look regular too.
CHANEL SNOW: Y’all was just like fuck it, it’s a jeans and T-shirt type of event.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He looked cute though, them jeans look painted on baby.
DALLAS REED: I wonder what it look like underneath em
CHANEL SNOW: Maybe them jeans a label.
ISAIAH WOLFE: H&M
CHANEL SNOW: SHADE! But the next Look is yours truly, the STAR.
ISAIAH WOLFE: 10’s across the board.
CHANEL SNOW: Of course you know I would deliver, I slay everywhere I go.
DALLAS REED: It’s a nice robe bae..”
CHANEL SNOW: I wanted to be comfortable but still elegant at the same time, just in case one of those hoes tried me.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You Look great!
CHANEL SNOW: Next on the Look list is #theLIFEATL’s finest cast member Hadrian Ali.
CHANEL SNOW: I already knew my secret lover was going to pull through. He looks great!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Hadrian always looks great in a suit, that’s one thing he wears perfectly.
DALLAS REED: He look like somebody slick uncle.i dig it though
CHANEL SNOW: And that hair is just the best.
DALLAS REED:it’s nice…
ISAIAH WOLFE: We better stop drooling over Hadi though, we don’t want Dallas to get jealous.
DALLAS REED: jealous of what? You seen me.. come on.
CHANEL SNOW: Next up is Richie Rich.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He looks normal, no real fashion there.
CHANEL SNOW: He probably thought he wasn’t going to be needed the whole reunion since he came pretty late in the season.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m all about someone making a check but I just thought it was funny how he jumped from his canceled show to our show.
CHANEL SNOW: Girl he wasn’t even entertaining us, he was to busy worried about that fine ass man he got now.
DALLAS REED: he looks a little blaze. I mean he looks like his time on this season. I don’t really see it. But I mean. He was on two minutes of the show. Who did he need to impress
ISAIAH WOLFE: Next!
CHANEL SNOW: It’s your boo Giovanni.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I actually helped him pick that outfit out, he look good.
CHANEL SNOW: Are y’all ok? I know at the reunion that was pretty tough.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m good. I’m not worried about anyone else but me and my man. If someone wants to sit around and spread rumors about me then let them, I’m can’t help
That boy is obsessed with my relationship with Giovanni.
CHANEL SNOW: This reunion was very shady, very painful.
DALLAS REED: People don’t realize how dee this shit really go.
CHANEL SNOW: I do think Giovanni looks cute here but it’s regular.
ISAIAH WOLFE: That’s what he wanted.
Isaiah shrugs.
CHANEL SNOW: Next we have Blair Wood.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well we can say his brother Jaèshon is the fashionable one.
CHANEL SNOW: He look like a regular ass dude.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I would say he’s just look laid back.
DALLAS REED: He seem like he shy as shit. I really don’t think I ever heard him talk in person. But yea he just regular. But he still could get it.
CHANEL SNOW: I’ve never had a conversation with him one on one, but I did see him at the party. He was very standoffish and mostly with his brother.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I would be the same way especially with some of the people in this circle, you just don’t want to be around that negative energy.
DALLAS REED: Well you can see he’s clearly new to this whole lifestyle.so I could see why. Y’all would run him away.
CHANEL SNOW: Next is Mr. Sex Symbol himself over here in this chair with his red bottoms on.
CHANEL SNOW: Dallas, it’s a T-shirt, a cute pair of draws and some red high tops baby, i hope it’s some labels somewhere on that outfit.
DALLAS REED: Always. you know that. I usually let my shoes do the talking. You know I’m a Louboutin Legrnd.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Your outfits are usually cute, but they always seem so regular though. Like hood boy regular!
DALLAS REED: I mean when you look like me. You ain’t gotta do too much. Ha. If I could I’d walk around in my drawers all day
CHANEL SNOW: Well he cute or whatever. Next we have another one of the bum gang members.
CHANEL SNOW: Riley looks like he didn’t shower.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Girl he ran to sears and found a quick outfit and said let me wear this to reunion.
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t.
DALLAS REED: Yo. It’s been two whole seasons and I still ain’t met that dude.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He’s on a budget so, we know there’s no labels on that body.
CHANEL SNOW: Dallas be happy you haven’t met him, you’re suppose to hang around fly dudes only, not fake rappers.
DALLAS REED: Oh heroes rap. Maybe I’ll give one of them songs a listen. Gotta support our cast
CHANEL SNOW: Anyway, next we got Bry’an Tilly!
ISAIAH WOLFE: I just want to know if he was cold with his chest out like that.
CHANEL SNOW: He thought he was making a fashion statement.
ISAIAH WOLFE: A statement that he shouldn’t have used the same stylists that styled Kali for the show.
DALLAS REED: Y’all tripling.that Lil dude is all types of fly. And remember. He’s only 18. So he’s still comeimg into his looks I’m sure.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile yes, please fire them stylists and Dallas please get your eyes check girl, them contacts in your eyes must be blurry..
ISAIAH WOLFE: Next please.
CHANEL SNOW: Richie Rich’s boo Yeshua looking like a snickers snack.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He Look like the corner store boy i grab my twenty from.
DALLAS REED: No bullshit!
CHANEL SNOW: That beard would feel so good, Wait never mind I have a man.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes you do Girl, you are tripping.
CHANEL SNOW: What? A girl can look and flirt sometimes, anyway I won’t say he was best dressed or say that he wow’d us, but he still look good.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Are we almost finished?
CHANEL SNOW: Nah baby it’s a couple more names on this list, you know MIL was helping a lot of struggling people this season.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes lawd.
DALLAS REED: Yo this was a big ass cast
CHANEL SNOW: So we got Trapp. What is that mans real name?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Shit I can’t remember, but I know it isn’t that.
CHANEL SNOW: Well Girl he look like he standing in the trap, but the preppy trap where he sell to the college kids because he getting an education too.
DALLAS REED: No comment….
ISAIAH WOLFE: Jalen must have dressed him.
CHANEL SNOW: That gag is he probably did, Chile he better stop letting Jalen put him in these fruity colors and stay with his own style.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Why no comment Dallas? I thought that was your boy!
DALLAS REED: Nah y’all ain’t bough to get me. I don’t have time for no Twitter shit
CHANEL SNOW: Please don’t get him started.
DALLAS REED: oh nah we good over here…. no comment.
CHANEL SNOW: Next up is my boo Legend with this cute little jean attire on.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Legend had called me and told me that he wasn’t dressing up for the show at all, he wanted to be free and comfortable as possible.
CHANEL SNOW: I don’t blame him, he had a few beefs on that stage, one of them because of Dallas over here.
DALLAS REED: Y’all always tryna blame me. These niggas is grown.
CHANEL SNOW: I wish Legend could have been here, that would have been cute but they only wanted the OG’s of The Mean Girls.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well I think he looks great here.
CHANEL SNOW: Next Look is the other help.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Who?
CHANEL SNOW: Dallas other best friend Jaiden.
DALLAS REED: Ummmmmmm
CHANEL SNOW: I really have no comment on this look, he looks very dry and boring.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yea I kind of fell asleep looking at the picture.
DALLAS REED: can I say no comment again?
CHANEL SNOW: So that means we won’t talk much about this look.
ISAIAH WOLFE: It’s a no for me.
CHANEL SNOW: Next!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh look it’s Riley’s other side piece.
CHANEL SNOW: He needs his hair done.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He shouldn’t even came to the reunion, he looks a mess.
CHANEL SNOW: I guess he thought he was doing something with that jacket on, but it was a complete fail.
ISAIAH WOLFE: NEXT!
CHANEL SNOW: Brittnee Jae! Ummm it was cute for her.
DALLAS REED: who the fuck is that man on her shirt. That shit is creepy.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I guess those bookings stop coming in.
CHANEL SNOW: Don’t do that, I like her.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I like her too, just not in this tragedy. She could have worn a dress or something.
DALLAS REED: I don’t really know her but I feel for her.no woman wants to get beat on… cough
CHANEL SNOW: Look, moving on.
CHANEL SNOW: I was surprised Roquel was so dressed down.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I thought this was cute for her, and hell she was nervous that we was going to be fighting so she probably didn’t want to get to cute just in case her outfit got messed up.
DALLAS REED: Yea she usually always kill it. She knew what was up.
CHANEL SNOW: The green, the hair. It was all cute on her!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh my gosh, is that all?
CHANEL SNOW: Nope. We still have Mr. Barnes!
DALLAS REED : Next!!
CHANEL SNOW: Now don’t be like that Dallas, I don’t understand why you have so much hatred for a man you use to lay down with.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ooop!
DALLAS REED:Key word… used to
CHANEL SNOW: I thought he looked cute, very regular here. But I’ve never know for Zeno to be fashionable either, so I guess this is normal for him.
DALLAS REED: NEXT!
CHANEL SNOW: Well that’s all.
ISAIAH WOLFE: No no, we're forgetting someone.
CHANEL SNOW: Who?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Chanel don’t be like that, you know we’re forgetting your best friend Jaser.
CHANEL SNOW: Ewww, I had skipped passed that horrendous outfit.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Show the outfit so the people who watches this online can see it too.
CHANEL SNOW: Do I have too?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Chanel!
CHANEL SNOW: Ugh fine!
CHANEL SNOW: I have no comment except he’s wearing a fishnet that he probably bought at the thrift store and a pair of knock off jeans off some label he probably lied about wearing.
DALLAS REED: like him or not Yo he looks good
CHANEL SNOW: He’s outfit is hilarious.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll just sit here and smile since my mother told me that If I can’t say anything nice to just sit and smile.
CHANEL SNOW: I swear when I sat down at the reunion and saw him sit across from me I literally almost threw up in my mouth.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He is a horrible sight. I try not to eat before I’m around him.
DALLAS REED: I can’t remember if I actually met him or not
CHANEL SNOW: So who do we voted as best dressed?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Without voting for ourselves, I guess I’ll say Trinity.
CHANEL SNOW: I was going to say babygirl too, she looked amazing. But I liked Miles outfit too, but I forgot we’re not friends with Miles.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Fuck him!
DALLAS REED: how bout we give it to a guy and a girl?And take our personal feelings out. We’re talking fashion only
CHANEL SNOW: Well I vote Miles and Trinity.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll say you Chanel and Jaèshon.
DALLAS REED: I really can’t vote for myself? Nah imma give it to my girl Trini and believe it or not… Hadi got it
CHANEL SNOW: Good choices, I think there will be a poll on the MIl website giving the fans a chance to vote also. Now as for worst dressed I think we all agree that award goes to KALIYAH KANE AND BUTCH… I mean JASER CRUZ.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well I was going to say the same except take Jaser out and replace him with Riley.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh yes his shit was tacky too, fucking KMart brand wearing nigga.
DALLAS REED: no shade.. but kali. Girl. And Richie Rich.. boy.
CHANEL SNOW: Look I loved doing this little radio gig with y’all and hopefully if we get another season they’ll allow us to continue entertaining the fans and having our little KiKi Sessions.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I always enjoy them, they couldn’t do this with anyone else but us.
DALLAS REED: I fuck wit y’all the real way
CHANEL SNOW: It’s been real though, this season was lit, filled with drama, pain, fun times and a whole lot of fights.
ISAIAH WOLFE: But I don’t regret any of it.
CHANEL SNOW: I hope everyone enjoyed the season finale and tune in next week for the shit show MIL and #theLIFE calls the reunion special. It’s full of surprises and a bunch of hating ass niggas.
ISAIAH WOLFE: And don’t forget filled with a bunch of lies too.
DALLAS REED: definitely that!
CHANEL SNOW: I think we’re done for tonight though, until next time and next season.
DALLAS REED:
ISAIAH WOLFE: We out!
CHANEL SNOW: Bye y’all.
The three continue to talk off air, Beez In The Trap by Nicki Minaj plays in the background as the scene fades to black.
The scene opens up inside of MIL Headquarters, Chanel, Dallas, and Isaiah are all shown inside the studio seated in their chairs with mics sitting in front of them.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m glad it’s over, I’m glad the season is over.
CHANEL SNOW: You know what it’s bittersweet, a lot happened. Good and Bad but we survived it all and still here today to talk about it, none of us are locked up or dead so.
DALLAS REED: Oh you got jokes huh ?
He chuckles
DALLAS REED: But Nah it’s definitely been a wild season.
CHANEL SNOW: But Baby that reunion was something crazy, so much tea was spilled.
ISAIAH WOLFE: So much false tea, the producers really need to start screening who they let on the show.
DALLAS REED: oh god! Here you go nigga!why everybody wanna blame the producers. We just crazy.
CHANEL SNOW: I agree, we had some ratchet ass people on this season, old and new.
DALLAS REED: And we got a lot to get into.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I mean where do we start, it’s so much shit we can talk about tonight.
CHANEL SNOW: I guess the finale, it had a lot going on. We found out that the baby wasn’t Jaser’s but who didn’t know that.
DALLAS REED: No comment.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Could you imagine Jaser a father though? He better be happy he doesn’t have that responsibility right now since he’s still a child.
CHANEL SNOW: He got some growing up to do, a lot of it.
ISAIAH WOLFE: But that must suck though, all that time thinking you have a child and boom it’s taken away just like that.
CHANEL SNOW: Who cares, he’s dealing with his whole transition into a woman so he should be happy he doesn’t have that extra baggage on him anyway.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I gagged though, I won’t even lie.
DALLAS REED: No comment.
Chanel shrugs.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh well, what about Hadi finally meeting with both of his brothers? I thought that was sweet.
DALLAS REED: Yo then twins fine as fuck forreal.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I never got a chance to film or hang around Jaèshon, of course we saw each other in passing but we’ve never had like a one on one conversation. Anyway he seems like a cool dude, I just hate that he’s about to get caught up with Riley and his drama.
CHANEL SNOW: Riley is like a dog in heat, he goes after all the newbies, I mean you last season and then now Jaèshon.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I have no issues with the dude, but I wish him luck if he pursues anything with that creep Riley.
CHANEL SNOW: Honey Riley made it seem like you had this infatuation with him, well they both think we’re obsessed with them when in reality their obsessed with us.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You know what’s crazy, when I went and sat down with Riley, my intention was to squash it and at least form a cordial relationship with him, but when I got there and saw him. All that anger I had built up just got the best of me and I just went off, I wouldn’t say it’s an obsession, but I will say it’s a lot of hurt there.
CHANEL SNOW: Well next season I don’t need any run ins with them low life’s because neither one of them can act like adults.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Especially the barking chihuahua.
CHANEL SNOW: Miss Butch Queen honey.
DALLAS REED: If we on the subject of hiring and firing, I might have a few names to add to the suggestion box
CHANEL SNOW: I’m getting all the pictures printed of the reunion looks and I can’t wait to go through them because baby some of the cast was looking a mess.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well you know people on a budget, they can’t produce the coins we got.
DALLAS REED: Well we all know I was sex siren…. Of the year baby. In a tee shirt.
He smirks, licking his lips
CHANEL SNOW: I looked fly, but we knew that. Once all the looks come in, we can start going through them.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Chanel, by the way where the hell is Rico?
CHANEL SNOW: Chile we still together, Rico wasn’t comfortable filming the show and he didn’t want to get caught up in all that drama.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I was about to say, I love y’all together.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh we still rocking baby, he’s not a for hire boyfriend, he’s real.
DALLAS REED: She digging!!!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Shade!
CHANEL SNOW: No baby, it’s facts! The haters may take it as shade.
Chanel blows a kiss in the mic and waves.
CHANEL SNOW: Hi Haters.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You are silly girl.
CHANEL SNOW: And you know we have to bring up Jalen and Dallas little sit down, baby I was on the edge of my seat because I just knew y’all two were going to fight.
DALLAS REED: Nah. Whole time I just want shorty to be honest.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I think you secretly want that boy.
DALLAS REED: I mean I won’t trip I fucked with him. And if shit woulda went different who knows. I’ll always have love for the kid. But nah I got my eyes on something else right now forreal
CHANEL SNOW: I thought y’all two really hit it off, i mean first season y’all was hanging out, having fun. And it’s like this season y’all can’t stand each other, you would have thought he stole some money from you.
DALLAS REED: it’s old news regardless. I ain’t giving that shit no more play. I wish him and his “boyfriend” nothing but the best. No bull.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I wonder why Legend was absent the finale, we really didn’t see anything with him.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile Legend is over this show, his storyline was his beef with Jalen over this community dick sitting over here.
Chanel points at Dallas and laughs.
DALLAS REED: Don’t do that! I can’t help the sexy.
CHANEL SNOW: I think we got all the looks in from the reunion Chile, I’m ready.
ISAIAH WOLFE: The first victim is.
CHANEL SNOW: Miles Balenciaga. I think he slayed this Look, what does he have on? Versace?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ugh who cares.
CHANEL SNOW: Now Isaiah don’t be like that, he looked cute.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Who the hell is that girl with him?
CHANEL SNOW: I think that’s his sister, or maybe his assistant who knows?
DALLAS REED: Miles always kill it.. y’all can’t even take that from him. Whoever chica is in the pic with him though… no shade he should help her
ISAIAH WOLFE: Next, I don’t want to waste time on that fraud, what he has on is problem fake or rented.
CHANEL SNOW: Ouch, ummmm ok. Well next we have the help with the $5 bundles in her hair.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Wait What?
CHANEL SNOW: Jaser’s friend, you know the girl that was fetching our water.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Chanel stop.
CHANEL SNOW: Whoever styled her needs to be fired, she look like she going to her broke boyfriends barbecue that he’s hosting in his mommas backyard.
DALLAS REED: I mean, this just look like something you would wear under your cap and gown for graduation pics. But it’s cute for her.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well at least she wore heels.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m glad she was able to catch that sale at Payless. Ha, she’s a weak bitch!
DALLAS REED: You don’t like nobody yo.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I think you’re just a little salty from what happened at the reunion.
CHANEL SNOW: What you mean her trying to secure a spot next season, she tried and failed miserably. Bye bye help!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Girl who is next and stop playing?
Isaiah chuckles.
CHANEL SNOW: Awe I think Trinity looks pretty here, it’s something different.
ISAIAH WOLFE: This Look was dope for her.
DALLAS REED: them tits are sitting.
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t say nothin bad about my sister, she looks great.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Best dressed?
CHANEL SNOW: Well we haven’t showed my Look yet so, we can’t answer that question yet. Ha! Anyway next on the list is.
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t remember her name again, she was the other help.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Don’t be like that, that’s LaLa.
CHANEL SNOW: Who?
DALLAS REED: Ummmmmmm.
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t believe she thought this was cute, I think she wore that out to the club and just woke up and said hey I’m going to wear this to the reunion too.
ISAIAH WOLFE: It's cute for her.
DALLAS REED: I like La. but this not right. Nah.
CHANEL SNOW: Be fake if you want, that shit is hideous. Oh my gosh, next Look.
CHANEL SNOW: Awe look at Jalen, this is cute. Very retro!
ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t think he’s ever been that fashionable.
DALLAS REED: I fuck wit it lowkey. That’s his look
CHANEL SNOW: I mean it looks like he’s going to a 90’s party, but the whole Look works though. Kudos to Jalen for the outfit!
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll pass on it.
CHANEL SNOW: Next is our fellow mean girl Isaiah.
CHANEL SNOW: No shade it’s regular.
DALLAS REED:
CHANEL SNOW: You look like you was about to go on a dinner date or to the movies.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Look I didn’t know who was going to try me so I wanted to make sure I was comfortable and that’s no shade. But them jeans cost more than probably half of the other couches wardrobe though.
CHANEL SNOW: Shade!
DALLAS REED: Yea everybody was on guard forreal.
CHANEL SNOW: Next is Jaèshon Wood.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He Look regular too.
CHANEL SNOW: Y’all was just like fuck it, it’s a jeans and T-shirt type of event.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He looked cute though, them jeans look painted on baby.
DALLAS REED: I wonder what it look like underneath em
CHANEL SNOW: Maybe them jeans a label.
ISAIAH WOLFE: H&M
CHANEL SNOW: SHADE! But the next Look is yours truly, the STAR.
ISAIAH WOLFE: 10’s across the board.
CHANEL SNOW: Of course you know I would deliver, I slay everywhere I go.
DALLAS REED: It’s a nice robe bae..”
CHANEL SNOW: I wanted to be comfortable but still elegant at the same time, just in case one of those hoes tried me.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You Look great!
CHANEL SNOW: Next on the Look list is #theLIFEATL’s finest cast member Hadrian Ali.
CHANEL SNOW: I already knew my secret lover was going to pull through. He looks great!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Hadrian always looks great in a suit, that’s one thing he wears perfectly.
DALLAS REED: He look like somebody slick uncle.i dig it though
CHANEL SNOW: And that hair is just the best.
DALLAS REED:it’s nice…
ISAIAH WOLFE: We better stop drooling over Hadi though, we don’t want Dallas to get jealous.
DALLAS REED: jealous of what? You seen me.. come on.
CHANEL SNOW: Next up is Richie Rich.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He looks normal, no real fashion there.
CHANEL SNOW: He probably thought he wasn’t going to be needed the whole reunion since he came pretty late in the season.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m all about someone making a check but I just thought it was funny how he jumped from his canceled show to our show.
CHANEL SNOW: Girl he wasn’t even entertaining us, he was to busy worried about that fine ass man he got now.
DALLAS REED: he looks a little blaze. I mean he looks like his time on this season. I don’t really see it. But I mean. He was on two minutes of the show. Who did he need to impress
ISAIAH WOLFE: Next!
CHANEL SNOW: It’s your boo Giovanni.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I actually helped him pick that outfit out, he look good.
CHANEL SNOW: Are y’all ok? I know at the reunion that was pretty tough.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m good. I’m not worried about anyone else but me and my man. If someone wants to sit around and spread rumors about me then let them, I’m can’t help
That boy is obsessed with my relationship with Giovanni.
CHANEL SNOW: This reunion was very shady, very painful.
DALLAS REED: People don’t realize how dee this shit really go.
CHANEL SNOW: I do think Giovanni looks cute here but it’s regular.
ISAIAH WOLFE: That’s what he wanted.
Isaiah shrugs.
CHANEL SNOW: Next we have Blair Wood.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well we can say his brother Jaèshon is the fashionable one.
CHANEL SNOW: He look like a regular ass dude.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I would say he’s just look laid back.
DALLAS REED: He seem like he shy as shit. I really don’t think I ever heard him talk in person. But yea he just regular. But he still could get it.
CHANEL SNOW: I’ve never had a conversation with him one on one, but I did see him at the party. He was very standoffish and mostly with his brother.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I would be the same way especially with some of the people in this circle, you just don’t want to be around that negative energy.
DALLAS REED: Well you can see he’s clearly new to this whole lifestyle.so I could see why. Y’all would run him away.
CHANEL SNOW: Next is Mr. Sex Symbol himself over here in this chair with his red bottoms on.
CHANEL SNOW: Dallas, it’s a T-shirt, a cute pair of draws and some red high tops baby, i hope it’s some labels somewhere on that outfit.
DALLAS REED: Always. you know that. I usually let my shoes do the talking. You know I’m a Louboutin Legrnd.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Your outfits are usually cute, but they always seem so regular though. Like hood boy regular!
DALLAS REED: I mean when you look like me. You ain’t gotta do too much. Ha. If I could I’d walk around in my drawers all day
CHANEL SNOW: Well he cute or whatever. Next we have another one of the bum gang members.
CHANEL SNOW: Riley looks like he didn’t shower.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Girl he ran to sears and found a quick outfit and said let me wear this to reunion.
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t.
DALLAS REED: Yo. It’s been two whole seasons and I still ain’t met that dude.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He’s on a budget so, we know there’s no labels on that body.
CHANEL SNOW: Dallas be happy you haven’t met him, you’re suppose to hang around fly dudes only, not fake rappers.
DALLAS REED: Oh heroes rap. Maybe I’ll give one of them songs a listen. Gotta support our cast
CHANEL SNOW: Anyway, next we got Bry’an Tilly!
ISAIAH WOLFE: I just want to know if he was cold with his chest out like that.
CHANEL SNOW: He thought he was making a fashion statement.
ISAIAH WOLFE: A statement that he shouldn’t have used the same stylists that styled Kali for the show.
DALLAS REED: Y’all tripling.that Lil dude is all types of fly. And remember. He’s only 18. So he’s still comeimg into his looks I’m sure.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile yes, please fire them stylists and Dallas please get your eyes check girl, them contacts in your eyes must be blurry..
ISAIAH WOLFE: Next please.
CHANEL SNOW: Richie Rich’s boo Yeshua looking like a snickers snack.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He Look like the corner store boy i grab my twenty from.
DALLAS REED: No bullshit!
CHANEL SNOW: That beard would feel so good, Wait never mind I have a man.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes you do Girl, you are tripping.
CHANEL SNOW: What? A girl can look and flirt sometimes, anyway I won’t say he was best dressed or say that he wow’d us, but he still look good.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Are we almost finished?
CHANEL SNOW: Nah baby it’s a couple more names on this list, you know MIL was helping a lot of struggling people this season.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes lawd.
DALLAS REED: Yo this was a big ass cast
CHANEL SNOW: So we got Trapp. What is that mans real name?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Shit I can’t remember, but I know it isn’t that.
CHANEL SNOW: Well Girl he look like he standing in the trap, but the preppy trap where he sell to the college kids because he getting an education too.
DALLAS REED: No comment….
ISAIAH WOLFE: Jalen must have dressed him.
CHANEL SNOW: That gag is he probably did, Chile he better stop letting Jalen put him in these fruity colors and stay with his own style.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Why no comment Dallas? I thought that was your boy!
DALLAS REED: Nah y’all ain’t bough to get me. I don’t have time for no Twitter shit
CHANEL SNOW: Please don’t get him started.
DALLAS REED: oh nah we good over here…. no comment.
CHANEL SNOW: Next up is my boo Legend with this cute little jean attire on.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Legend had called me and told me that he wasn’t dressing up for the show at all, he wanted to be free and comfortable as possible.
CHANEL SNOW: I don’t blame him, he had a few beefs on that stage, one of them because of Dallas over here.
DALLAS REED: Y’all always tryna blame me. These niggas is grown.
CHANEL SNOW: I wish Legend could have been here, that would have been cute but they only wanted the OG’s of The Mean Girls.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well I think he looks great here.
CHANEL SNOW: Next Look is the other help.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Who?
CHANEL SNOW: Dallas other best friend Jaiden.
DALLAS REED: Ummmmmmm
CHANEL SNOW: I really have no comment on this look, he looks very dry and boring.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yea I kind of fell asleep looking at the picture.
DALLAS REED: can I say no comment again?
CHANEL SNOW: So that means we won’t talk much about this look.
ISAIAH WOLFE: It’s a no for me.
CHANEL SNOW: Next!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh look it’s Riley’s other side piece.
CHANEL SNOW: He needs his hair done.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He shouldn’t even came to the reunion, he looks a mess.
CHANEL SNOW: I guess he thought he was doing something with that jacket on, but it was a complete fail.
ISAIAH WOLFE: NEXT!
CHANEL SNOW: Brittnee Jae! Ummm it was cute for her.
DALLAS REED: who the fuck is that man on her shirt. That shit is creepy.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I guess those bookings stop coming in.
CHANEL SNOW: Don’t do that, I like her.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I like her too, just not in this tragedy. She could have worn a dress or something.
DALLAS REED: I don’t really know her but I feel for her.no woman wants to get beat on… cough
CHANEL SNOW: Look, moving on.
CHANEL SNOW: I was surprised Roquel was so dressed down.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I thought this was cute for her, and hell she was nervous that we was going to be fighting so she probably didn’t want to get to cute just in case her outfit got messed up.
DALLAS REED: Yea she usually always kill it. She knew what was up.
CHANEL SNOW: The green, the hair. It was all cute on her!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh my gosh, is that all?
CHANEL SNOW: Nope. We still have Mr. Barnes!
DALLAS REED : Next!!
CHANEL SNOW: Now don’t be like that Dallas, I don’t understand why you have so much hatred for a man you use to lay down with.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ooop!
DALLAS REED:Key word… used to
CHANEL SNOW: I thought he looked cute, very regular here. But I’ve never know for Zeno to be fashionable either, so I guess this is normal for him.
DALLAS REED: NEXT!
CHANEL SNOW: Well that’s all.
ISAIAH WOLFE: No no, we're forgetting someone.
CHANEL SNOW: Who?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Chanel don’t be like that, you know we’re forgetting your best friend Jaser.
CHANEL SNOW: Ewww, I had skipped passed that horrendous outfit.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Show the outfit so the people who watches this online can see it too.
CHANEL SNOW: Do I have too?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Chanel!
CHANEL SNOW: Ugh fine!
CHANEL SNOW: I have no comment except he’s wearing a fishnet that he probably bought at the thrift store and a pair of knock off jeans off some label he probably lied about wearing.
DALLAS REED: like him or not Yo he looks good
CHANEL SNOW: He’s outfit is hilarious.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll just sit here and smile since my mother told me that If I can’t say anything nice to just sit and smile.
CHANEL SNOW: I swear when I sat down at the reunion and saw him sit across from me I literally almost threw up in my mouth.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He is a horrible sight. I try not to eat before I’m around him.
DALLAS REED: I can’t remember if I actually met him or not
CHANEL SNOW: So who do we voted as best dressed?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Without voting for ourselves, I guess I’ll say Trinity.
CHANEL SNOW: I was going to say babygirl too, she looked amazing. But I liked Miles outfit too, but I forgot we’re not friends with Miles.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Fuck him!
DALLAS REED: how bout we give it to a guy and a girl?And take our personal feelings out. We’re talking fashion only
CHANEL SNOW: Well I vote Miles and Trinity.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll say you Chanel and Jaèshon.
DALLAS REED: I really can’t vote for myself? Nah imma give it to my girl Trini and believe it or not… Hadi got it
CHANEL SNOW: Good choices, I think there will be a poll on the MIl website giving the fans a chance to vote also. Now as for worst dressed I think we all agree that award goes to KALIYAH KANE AND BUTCH… I mean JASER CRUZ.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Well I was going to say the same except take Jaser out and replace him with Riley.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh yes his shit was tacky too, fucking KMart brand wearing nigga.
DALLAS REED: no shade.. but kali. Girl. And Richie Rich.. boy.
CHANEL SNOW: Look I loved doing this little radio gig with y’all and hopefully if we get another season they’ll allow us to continue entertaining the fans and having our little KiKi Sessions.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I always enjoy them, they couldn’t do this with anyone else but us.
DALLAS REED: I fuck wit y’all the real way
CHANEL SNOW: It’s been real though, this season was lit, filled with drama, pain, fun times and a whole lot of fights.
ISAIAH WOLFE: But I don’t regret any of it.
CHANEL SNOW: I hope everyone enjoyed the season finale and tune in next week for the shit show MIL and #theLIFE calls the reunion special. It’s full of surprises and a bunch of hating ass niggas.
ISAIAH WOLFE: And don’t forget filled with a bunch of lies too.
DALLAS REED: definitely that!
CHANEL SNOW: I think we’re done for tonight though, until next time and next season.
DALLAS REED:
ISAIAH WOLFE: We out!
CHANEL SNOW: Bye y’all.
The three continue to talk off air, Beez In The Trap by Nicki Minaj plays in the background as the scene fades to black.