MIL RADIO PRESENTS: KiKi Session w/ The Mean Girls

CHANEL SNOW: What's going on my sexy men and women of the world, it's ya girl Chanel Snow aka The Star holding down another kiki session with my mean girls Dallas and Isaiah. Hey boos!

ISAIAH WOLFE: Still collecting checks.

DALLAS REED: what's good shady ladies!

CHANEL SNOW: And Brandon will be stopping by, that should be fun.

ISAIAH WOLFE: OG in the house.

CHANEL SNOW: And also a good friend of mines, that should be fun especially with all the drama that's been going on with him and Jaser.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Jaser wants smoke with everyone it looks like, he’s had problems with everyone sitting in this room and now you got beef with a dude that's not even on your show.

DALLAS REED: think that's saying something, wouldn't y'all think.

CHANEL SNOW: Well Brandon will be here soon and I'm sure he will talk about it.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh I forgot since your fake makeup with Jaser, your trying to stay clean. I get it!

CHANEL SNOW: Look I needed to dead that issue because it was causing me so much stress in my life. I also have brands that I need to hold onto and endorsements that I do not want to lose. This show has blessed me with so many different successes in my life. At the end of the day you understand my loyalty is to you but I won't entertain petty beefs or drama with anyone.

DALLAS REED: I agree. Loyalty is everything but you gotta be loyal to self first.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Well that's good to know you still have loyalty towards me.

CHANEL SNOW: I don't understand why you would think I wouldn't.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I'm just saying it's a lot of fake friends around.

CHANEL SNOW: I don't understand what you mean by that, but lets keep it cute tonight.

ISAIAH WOLFE: No shade to you but it's a message to a lot of other people and I'm sure they know who they are. I've never been about being fake friends with anyone which I was I chose not to interact or even entertain Jaser, Riley, Jalen and a few other people but that's just me. Plus you got cast members jump from franchise to franchise trying to collect checks and create unnecessary drama.

CHANEL SNOW: I feel like that's shade towards Richie Rich and now Jaser who we just found out has been filming in LA.

DALLAS REED: why tho? Oh yeah. Fake friends

CHANEL SNOW: But Richie Rich was on ATL.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Which is why I said people jump shows and now look at Jaser being his clout chasing self jumping on LA and all of a sudden he got beef with Brandon. There goes his storyline which is always at the expense of someone else.

DALLAS REED: yeah that random ass twitter beef right before the season starts… classic..

CHANEL SNOW: Wow. And on that note Brandon just walked in.

Brandon walks in waving at everyone, he walks and sits down by Dallas, pulling himself closer to the mic.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: ATL Traffic is bad as fuck, it's damn near what 11 and it's traffic out there like that. Anyway what's gucci?

DALLAS REED: The shadiest of all the ladies.

ISAIAH WOLFE: You tell us sir, seems like we've gotten a taste of the old Brandon these last few days.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: When someone comes for you and your legacy then you have to check that shit and that's exactly what I did. You already know I don’t let anyone come for the kid.

DALLAS REED: You come in the door swinging

CHANEL SNOW: But before we get into all of that, what's been going on?

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Everything, still collecting checks and being talked about.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes you have been the talk of social media lately.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Well I guess I'm doing something right then.

CHANEL SNOW: Shake it off boo.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: If ya'll want to jump right in then we can, I honestly don't want to continue giving this boy anymore free promo then he's already got. We got a carbon copy running around butthurt, that's real shit.

DALLAS REED: I feel like he's kinda just like you were when you first came on the show. Only difference is you were still about a check. That one is just all about the next season

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: I don't even know Jaser, we don't hang out in the same circles until recently when he decided to beg his way to appear on our season, but why? Don't you live in Atlanta, stay there.

CHANEL SNOW: He's good friends with Richie Rich.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Yes fake friends, and we all know Richie Rich is desperate for friends and attention.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I thought it was pretty random that he showed up on our season.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Random as fuck, but out of respect of his man I'll keep it cute, his dude is cool with Drake.

CHANEL SNOW: Can you give us some tea from this season of LA?

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: It's a mess, a hot mess. Kind of like Jaser’s career.

Chanel turns her face, hiding the chuckle.

CHANEL SNOW: Stop.

DALLAS REED: is he wrong?

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: It's a lot of drama I know that much, and you would have thought it would have been easier this season but it's not, we got new meat trying to secure spots.

ISAIAH WOLFE: What's up with all this OG talk though? You did appear on our season at one point and it's kinda like your dismissing our season.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: I think the ATL spinoff was a great idea, no shade. But LA is where it all started, well the Miami boyz started it but then it expanded to LA.

ISAIAH WOLFE: But give us our props tho, we did the damn thing.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Y’all did and i’ll admit that, but your little B Cast Member is disrespectful. Everyone keeps comparing us because of our attitudes but all he is a jealous carbon copy queen, it's only one Brandon.

CHANEL SNOW: I can see the similarities though, Jaser was a hot head his first season in, and you were too.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Like I said, a carbon copy.

ISAIAH WOLFE: He’s a follower honestly.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: I may have calmed down a little but don't forget baby, I fight.

CHANEL SNOW: How does Drake feel about Jaser airing out all of your drama?

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: He doesn't care and he tells me I shouldn't either. But I can't help it, once you start disrespecting my family, then it's a problem.

DALLAS REED: yo that nigga don't get involved in shit. He don't seem like that kinda dude. But y'all seem happy. Why even let a non factor come between y'all shit anyway

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Trust me I'm not, Jaser is just jealous and wants what I have, but he’ll never get it, hoes don't get wifed.

CHANEL SNOW: Wait a minute, this is a first in KiKi history, we were taking calls from fans anyway tonight but we have two callers on the line who wanna say something.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Wow are you serious?

JASER CRUZ: Surprise bitches, you know how the rest of this goes.

KALIYAH KANE:

ISAIAH WOLFE: What do y'all want?

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Why are y'all calling while I'm on the show? Haven't I made y'all enough money already, go to sleep, yall dont work and it's late in Atlanta.

JASER CRUZ: Homie I’m in la. The same place I tagged my location at that you’re Twitter fingaz havin ass was too scared to show up at.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Go to sleep fraud, and take your ghetto friend with you.

KALIYAH KANE: Ghetto I'm not, but please continue with the disrespect though like my man ain't ready to throw hands.

CHANEL SNOW: Wait, wait..

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: I don't understand why we have the help calling in while I'm on the show, I think you asked me to be a guest, not dumb and dumber.

CHANEL SNOW: Well Kali doesn't have anything to do with what's going on so she shouldn't insert herself into other peoples problems that doesn't concern her.

KALIYAH KANE: Girl boo, I ain't about to let y'all go at Jaser like that but go ahead, keep acting like I'm broke like I'm not signed at a t.company if y'all want to.

CHANEL SNOW: Baby you don't want it with me tonight, this is my show.

KALIYAH KANE: well excuse me, bitch I didn't realize this was the Pokemon recording station. Get in your pokeball.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: It's free promotion for them that's what it is, they need it. Neither of them work which is why their calling in while I’m here.

JASER CRUZ: Nah just calling in to say hello and not run our mouths about it later on twitter unlike you and your co host minus Chanel.

ISAIAH WOLFE: This is crazy.

DALLAS REED: But you definitely do the same

CHANEL SNOW: Jaser where are you right now? Are you in Atlanta or LA?

JASER CRUZ: I’m in LA working on a TV show and filming for theLifeLA.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Well we know he isn't working.

JASER CRUZ: Let’s not babe you been on the life how many years and the only thing we know about you is your fraud ass marriage to a nigga that steps out on your ass more times than one can count.

KALIYAH KANE: Oop I’m sleep.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Ugh, can we just hang up on him?

CHANEL SNOW: No boy, thats rude.

JASER CRUZ: It's ok Chanel I won’t take up more of your time. Just letting the people out there know the real T and what’s good.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Oh girl, let it go.

ISAIAH WOLFE: We should probably end this call with Jaser and his bodyguard. They not talking about shit, and we've given them enough time.

KALIYAH KANE: Time? Boy bye, guarantee more people care about me than they do about you.

JASER CRUZ: Hmm. No lies detected.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Well I don't like y’all, and this is a mean girls session and neither of you are cool to sit with us.

JASER CRUZ: And I don’t like you or tiny with the dreads over there. And ain’t it Convenient when a nigga not in studio y’all got so much to say yet when a nigga there y’all mute. And I’m the fraud.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: BYE FRAUDS..

JASER CRUZ: Bye maid!

Both Jaser and Kali hang up.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Both of them need jobs so bad.

CHANEL SNOW: Kali is a mess, she's trash. Without Jaser her broke ass wouldn't even have a job.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Doesn't she sing?

CHANEL SNOW: Where? In her imaginary world.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: She's talking about how she's defending her friend, she's a bop like her friend. I came on here to promote the new season of LA, not argue with fans.

DALLAS REED: I guess this is his way of promoting for la himself

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: He’ll never make it in my town I know that for sure. He hanging with the wrong team, he smarten up and killed his beef with Chanel, so if he's smart then he’ll do the same with me.

CHANEL SNOW: Well let's switch topics and bring some fun into the room because what just happened has me gagging.

ISAIAH WOLFE: What you got planned bitch?

CHANEL SNOW: You know how on those other shows they be prank calling people, I was thinking we should do it on ours.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Bitch what?

CHANEL SNOW: I'm serious though, I have Hadrian's number so let's prank call him, I'm sure he’ll be a easy target.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Wouldn't he know everyone's voice here?

CHANEL SNOW: That's why we would have to disguise them, he can be so dry sometimes so I just want to mess with him a little, get him fired up.

ISAIAH WOLFE: This is going to be hilarious.

CHANEL SNOW: Ok, so I’m calling him right now.

Chanel dials Hadi’s number, after a few rings, Hadi answers.

HADRIAN ALI: Hey, what’s up.

CHANEL SNOW: (disguised voice) Hi yes my name is Tiffany Broward and I’m with Atlanta National Credit Union and I'm trying to reach Hadrian Ali.

HADRIAN ALI: This is he.

CHANEL SNOW: (disguised voice) Good afternoon sir, I am calling to inform you that we have not received Hc the property.

HADRIAN ALI: Four months? That’s wild. I know I made a payment two weeks ago. Why didn’t you all tell me that I was behind when I made the payment?

CHANEL SNOW: (disguised voice) I'm sorry sir we didn't speak two weeks ago, this is an urgent matter and we will need payment immediately.

Hadrian can be heard sighing loudly on the other end.

CHANEL SNOW: (disguised voice) How will you be making today's payment of $10,692 which includes the four months, late fees and penalties.

HADRIAN ALI: Wow! *sighs again* Aight, can I speak to yall’s manager?

Trazeno can be heard in the background talking to Hadrian.

ZENO: Yo, you good? What's goin on?

HADRIAN ALI: It’s the bank. They telling me I’m four months behind on my payments, man. Over $10,000 worth.

CHANEL SNOW: (disguised voice) Sure Mr. Ali if you would like to speak to a manager then I can bring one on the line.

Chanel takes her mouth away from the mic giggling a bit. Dallas places his mouth up to the mic and disguises his voice also.

DALLAS REED: (disguised voice) Hi. This is Darius Barnes. How may I help you today sir.

HADRIAN ALI: Hey, this is Hadrian Moore, and I just received a call telling me that I’m four months behind on my loan, but I went to the bank a few weeks ago, and they told me otherwise. I need to know what’s going on to where I’m behind on my payments now.

DALLAS REED: (disguised voice) Sure sir. But for me to be able to help you, I need to get a little information from you so I can pull up your account.

He covers the mic, backing away to chuckle a bit.

HADRIAN ALI: We gotta get to the bottom of this one.

DALLAS REED: (disguised voice)

ZENO: Wait a minute that voice sounds familiar.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh shit.

HADRIAN ALI: You know what? It does sound familiar. Wait, hold up! When has anyone in that bank ever called me “Mr. Ali”? Ali ain’t my last name. Aight now, who is this?

CHANEL SNOW: Ha, Ha. Hadi it's Chanel and you have been pranked by the mean girls.

HADRIAN ALI: Ha, yeah, real funny, mane.

CHANEL SNOW: I hope your not mad, it was all fun and games.

HADRIAN ALI: I’m not mad. It’s all good. You gotta be a little smarter than that though.

Chanel laughs.

CHANEL SNOW: That was fun, ha ha goodbye Hadrian. I think I want to prank call someone else next session.

DALLAS REED: Later losers. Hope be y'all ain't in y'all lil feelings

ISAIAH WOLFE: That was hilarious, I think they only found out because Dallas didn't disguise his voice all the way.

DALLAS REED: Nah if Zeno nosey ass ain't hear me, we could got further with that shit.

BRANDON YOUNG-ANDREWS: Hopefully the next session you won't have the broke ops on your line.

CHANEL SNOW: Ohhh chile.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I think that's all for today.

CHANEL SNOW: Yes the session has come to a close but join us next time for the premiere of LA, I'm sure we’ll have a lot to talk about.

DALLAS REED: I'm actually excited for the season. Should be dope

CHANEL SNOW: Goodnight everyone.

The scene fades to black.