Post by Moments In Life on Jul 2, 2018 23:56:39 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside of the MIL studio President, Kim Dae Suk, and Levi are shown seated in front of microphones in the radio station. Music plays in the background as the three chat before going live
PRESIDENT LAWSON: What's good? What's good LA? This is the OG! The vet! Ya boy Prez. And I have the pleasure of being joined with some more of my fellow cast mates from the OG season of the life! Say wassup to Levi and Dae Suk!
DAE SUK: Hey bitches! I'm too pumped to kick this off.
LEVI BRYANT: KiKi Session, LA style.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: We are here to bring you the kiki session, La and Miami style! And before the mean girls throw their shots, we'll give y'all OG status for the session. So it's all love.
DAE SUK: yes! All love. Cough.. Chanel.
He chuckles
DAE SUK: Nah I'm just playing. I love Chanel. But y'all see it coming. And you know it.
LEVI BRYANT: I’ve only met her once back in Atlanta and our metering wasn’t pleasant but kudos to her for starting a new trend.
Levi shrugs.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Shoutouts to Chanel and all of the mean girls and life franchise. But we need to get into why we are here! The life is back in LA and Miami and we just got to see the premier of season five man! I never would have thought when I signed on all those years ago that we would be back with a fifth season.
DAE SUK: Y'all started off with four boys. Now look at us! I live!
LEVI BRYANT: And more messier.
DAE SUK: Before we get into the juicy shit. I have to address the elephant in the room.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: what elephant.
DAE SUK: it's no secret that the two of you had beef over ole boy for some time now.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Let's be clear. It definitely wasn't no smoke off of no Carlos. But there was definitely some tension. Absolutely. But I ain't here to hold no grudges. My only problem was ever how he came at me, not even knowing what the shit was.
LEVI BRYANT: I just felt like during the whole London situation, it was just to many people coming at my neck. So at the reunion I’m just like bro, you weren’t around the whole season maybe a few spots and I get that you and London are friends but why insert yourself into our drama? But i get it, y’all friends and you want to ride out for your friend. I felt like I did the same for Carlos, everyone was coming at him too and the only person who really had in his corner was me.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: That's exactly what it was. I ride for mine. You ride for yours.. that was it forreal
DAE SUK: So it's safe to say y'all won't try to rip each other's heads off every time y'all see each other.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: we bout this paper mane! At least that's how I feel. If it ain't no need to hold a grudge. I ain't bout to hold one forreal. We here to talk about this brand new season of the life. So let's get into that shall we boys?
LEVI BRYANT: It’s a done deal for me, I’m not here to purposely fight with people. I like money more than anything, including drama and some dick so let’s get this bag.
DAE SUK:Ooop well I guess that's that. I for one am too pumped to be back it was cute being in Atlanta for that little while. But LA is home.
LEVI BRYANT: LA baby.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Yea all y'all show hoppers. Ha. I knew you was gonna be back. I don't know why y'all always quit the show just to come back..
DAE SUK: I never really quit. This cast just left me sour after my relationship ended. Like I needed to get away from a that cattiness. But a bitch thought she made me run so I definitely had to show face so the girls could feel it.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: whatever the fuck that means.
He chuckles
PRESIDENT LAWSON: wayment yo before we really get in, we gotta bring out our first special guest to the show. I'm kinda excited for this cuz I definitely wanna get his views on some of the shit that went down. Have y'all ever met Richie before tonight?
LEVI BRYANT: Well he has been on the show with us since what Season 2? Haha but I get what you meant, yes I’ve met him but we’re not technically like friends. More so associates and for the show friends.
Levi chuckles and winks at the camera.
LEVI BRYANT: I have no filter today, I was up all night, no sleep, got a hangover and I’m here early as shit for a podcast. I need some coffee!
Levi walks off from the mic to make him a quick coffee.
DAE SUK: We kinda met in passing at that one party. But there was so much drama,everybody just wanted to get out of there. That definitely wasn't the place for meet and greets.
Levi walks back over to the chair and by the time he sits down, Richie Rich is shown making his way into the room. He greets everyone with a hug and sits down in the chair facing the mic.
RICHIE RICH: Hey everybody.
LEVI BRYANT: Washpoppin light skin cutie? Oh btw I heard what you said Dae and you’ve been here long enough to realize that any event #theLIFE holds it's not the place for meet and greets, you know we don’t know how to act
DAE SUK: I know that's right. Messy boots
RICHIE RICH: Oh we cutting up early huh? Ok I’m ready.
LEVI BRYANT: My coffee got a special ingredient in it so I got liquid courage today.
PRESIDENT LAWSON:y'all a trip. Let's get into this shit man. It's good to have you here Mr Rich. You definitely have had an interesting time on this show. Kinda tell us about last season. Cuz by the way it looked, I was surprised you even came back this season.
RICHIE RICH: Last season was actually chill for me, remember LA I was engaged but by the time I made onto ATL I was single.
LEVI BRYANT: No you wasn’t boy, you was messing with that fine ass man.
Richie Rich blushes.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Throughout the season from the beginning you had your share of, I guess we'll call them situationships dude. Why everybody want a piece of Richie?
RICHIE RICH: I really don’t know honestly, I just think people like the idea of being with me but can’t handle me. I’m taking it slow this time.
LEVI BRYANT: Yosef was fine though, that whole situation was crazy to me.
RICHIE RICH: We had a good run, but it wasn’t meant to be.
LEVI BRYANT: Keep it cute, yes boo I see you. You never talk about that man.
RICHIE RICH: Oh I’ve had my share of bad words about him, but we’re in a much better place now so I’m just trying to keep the peace. It’s already enough drama going down in LA.
DAE SUK: You also never talk about Drake. No shade, no tea, but there's rumor that since he and Brandon got married there was a hush order put on you, so you couldn't talk about him. And I don't wanna get the girls in no trouble. I just want to know. Girl. What happened with y'all.
RICHIE RICH: Wow, we starting off messy huh? Well those facts are wrong, no one put anything on me. And the reason I don’t talk about Drake is because that whole situation is old, I don’t talk or see him now so what’s the point?
Richie Rich snaps his fingers.
RICHIE RICH: Moving on.
LEVI BRYANT: Ooop.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Well I guess we have that! I ain't even wanna touch that. Ha
He chuckles.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Like he said. Moving on… We introduced a few new people this season. You know they like to shake shit up, bringing in these new people. Let's talk about some of the newbies.
DAE SUK: it's definitely an interesting group of people. I was the most excited to see this poly couple with Rayne and Pharoah.
LEVI BRYANT: I really wasn’t impressed.
RICHIE RICH: Awe Rayne is sweet, I've met her a few times through the fashion world.
LEVI BRYANT: Oh she does fashion? That’s cute for her.
RICHIE RICH: Levi you are a mess.
LEVI BRYANT: I feel like the producers struggle when it comes to picking the cast for LA. We’ve had so many irrelevants come and go it’s not even funny.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Rayne and I are actually really good friends and she is definitely established. And her dad is literally on every hot model over 40. The whole family dominates the fashion world and as far as that goes La definitely struggles with the new, but the ogs are all still here.
RICHIE RICH: Most of us stuck.
Richie Rich shrugs.
DAE SUK:
I just feel so messy. But miss staxx. Or should I say Shaw.! I'm super excited to see what she's gonna bring. She's the old money girl!
Richie Rich rolls his eyes.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Oh yea, We haven't met him yet, but he'll be speaking episode two, and he'll also be here next week as it special guest.
LEVI BRYANT:
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Now y'all have had words on Twitter. Dude is seeing ur ex fiance. We gotta talk about it. You know it. Without giving too much up, let's talk about y'all interaction a lil bit. Why the animosity toward him and not Yosef?
RICHIE RICH: Why would you want me to speak about someone I don’t know or care about.
LEVI BRYANT: He is dating your ex fiancée though, we just want to know what you thought about it.
RICHIE RICH: Oh is he? Because the last time I spoke to Yosef he told me he was single and just having fun.
LEVI BRYANT: Wait a minute now.
RICHIE RICH: Next question please. Why we not up here talking about London’s drama and the shit going on with him or maybe the drama with Brandon and Jaser? Y’all wanna bring up old stuff.
LEVI BRYANT: Someone getting a little defensive.
RICHIE RICH: I think everyone expects for us to have this beef but I honestly don’t care. Yosef and I are finally at peace and I want to keep it like that. I wouldn’t waste the time to discuss someone who isn’t even in the same pay grade or lane as me.
LEVI BRYANT: Oop shots fired.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I don't know why y'all still get surprised when people ask y'all about shit. We just doing our jobs. Asking what all the viewers wanna know. Niggas still ask me about Carlos all the time.
DAE SUK: Speaking of!!!!
PRESIDENT LAWSON: We're still talking about Rich right now. We'll get to that when it's time…
DAE SUK: Dismissed. Ooo.
LEVI BRYANT: I don’t think we should bring Carlos up anyway because President still till this day won’t sit down and have a one on one, so if you can’t man up and do that then I don’t think my mans name should be mentioned, it’s not shade.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: oh so we're going there.
RICHIE RICH: Nothing else to discuss, but let’s talk about what Levi just brought up and not keep deflecting away from that topic, because that seems like one of the only issues we’re not allowed to touch.
Richie Rich and Levi both glare over at President.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I'm just tryna think back to season one when y'all were in the show… oh wait. Y'all weren't. Me and dude got history that y'all couldn't touch so ain't nobody bout to tell me I gotta sit down with a dude like that. Maybe one day we'll have our time but as of right now I really don't see why it's necessary forreal. I'm making money so is he. We good without sitting down. Y'all always want a damn sit down
President Chuckles
LEVI BRYANT: I know him well enough to voice my opinion on the situation and it’s stupid. Throwing away a friendship over something small, it’s petty.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I know you're just tryna take up for ya man's. But you don't know ya man like I do.
RICHIE RICH: I think we can all agree with that, we meet these guys and think their one way and they end up being totally different but that’s what time does to you.
LEVI BRYANT: People change that’s all I’m saying, if we can sit across from each other and have a conversation then they can too, that’s all I’m saying.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: and some people don't. Some people stay the same forever. But we clearly ain't ever gonna agree on this one so we can let that rock dog. This definitely ain't the place.
DAE SUK: Somebody's getting heating.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Nah not at all. I just feel like the big problem with this cast is that they don't know when to mind their business forreal. I think we would get a lot further if we kept to ourselves and our own money.
LEVI BRYANT: I mean do you really consider yourself apart of this cast? You were missing in action the last couple of seasons, I don’t think minor appearances here and there solidifies you as main cast. Plus we’ve all been around and see what has unfolded between you and Carlos, and I think we have a right to voice our opinions.
RICHIE RICH: Ooh and there you have it. Y’all just need to let it go because it’s going to be a constant back and forth.
DAE SUK: Damn, I thought you two squashed the beef earlier but it seems like it’s still some tension in the room.
LEVI BRYANT: I’m gucci, I just won’t sit here and let anyone talk down on my man. And I find it funny that President sits here and makes Carlos out to be the bad guy but will defend his two friends that he sees no wrong in, so let’s talk about that. You got London out here blaming niggas for his failing relationship when in fact he can’t keep his ass closed to outside interference and then Brandon who is a hot mess altogether, you run around with a bunch of low budget, sad, in denial broke undercover hoes.
Richie Rich covers his mouth in shock backing away from the mic.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: my dude. I'm the OG. We started this shit. Whether one or fifty episode, y'all wouldn't be here if it wasn't for us so watch yaself dog. You wanna take it there, we can. You ain't see me defending shit. I kept my mouth closed about all of it. But just like u ride for ya so called man who don't really seem to be your man, especially after watching the show. So you also might wanna watch who you defend hoes out here looking stupid. I don't do all that ra ra faggy shit. You talking bout money, my dude I could buy and sell everybody in this room with my play money. You keep coming at these OGs cuz you're tryna solidify yourself dude. You don't even have real smoke with me. You mad at me cuz I'm friends with somebody you don't like. How old are we dude.
DAE SUK: And catch that dirt!
RICHIE RICH: Whoa I think this is getting serious.
LEVI BRYANT: It’s never that serious, all this man can talk about money this and money that. That’s his only argument, you living off your dead parents coin.
RICHIE RICH: Ok Levi, that’s not cool.
DAE SUK: The shade of it all.
LEVI BRYANT: What’s not cool is that these producers sat me down in this room with someone who isn’t relevant to the show anymore, like why are you here? He’s mad because Carlos dogged him out after first season and the fact that I’m Carlos real man and he could never make it pass the bedroom, he in his feelings.
By this time Producers and security walk in for precaution.
PRODUCER: Guys this is getting a little to heated so maybe we should move onto the next topic.
president laughs
LEVI BRYANT: I’m sitting here because I’m made for television, but you’ll thank me later for bringing you back to life.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: at the end of the day this nigga sitting at this table cuzza me. Point blank. Ain't no smoke unless he wanna light the torch. Next topic. We got newcomer Tristà n on the show. Let's get into that.
DAE SUK: Yassssssss Spanish Papi. He so big
Levi rolls his eyes.
LEVI BRYANT: Big and full of steroids juice.
RICHIE RICH: Damn you don’t like Tristán either?
LEVI BRYANT: Just more trash we talking about and I don’t understand why.
RICHIE RICH: What’s the tea?
LEVI BRYANT: The tea is Tristà n is thirsty for my man dick, and he gives London a run for his money.
RICHIE RICH: Shade.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I'm confused as to what Tristian gotta do with London. So what's the angle with that? Y'all really beefing for nothing. You talking about I need to sit with Carlos, maybe y'all too should sit down. Everybody need to start getting along cuz like it or not we're a family now.
LEVI BRYANT: I don’t need to do anything but stay black, get this money, and die.
RICHIE RICH: That part.
LEVI BRYANT: I don’t sit down with trash, he’s beneath me.
RICHIE RICH: Ok so I guess Tristà n won’t be a topic tonight on the KiKi.
LEVI BRYANT: Next please.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Welp. I see where we're going. I think it's time for a much needed drink and a change of scenery.
DAE SUK: make that a double!
LEVI BRYANT: Y’all can have that, I need to be around my real friends.
Levi chucks the deuces up and jumps up from the chair, he walks out the door closing it behind him.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Y’all stay tuned, and thanks to our special guest tonight Richie rich! we'llack next week with Blake Shaw as it special guest as we dig into season two. I need love y'all but it's time to bizzounce. We out y'all!
PRESIDENT LAWSON: What's good? What's good LA? This is the OG! The vet! Ya boy Prez. And I have the pleasure of being joined with some more of my fellow cast mates from the OG season of the life! Say wassup to Levi and Dae Suk!
DAE SUK: Hey bitches! I'm too pumped to kick this off.
LEVI BRYANT: KiKi Session, LA style.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: We are here to bring you the kiki session, La and Miami style! And before the mean girls throw their shots, we'll give y'all OG status for the session. So it's all love.
DAE SUK: yes! All love. Cough.. Chanel.
He chuckles
DAE SUK: Nah I'm just playing. I love Chanel. But y'all see it coming. And you know it.
LEVI BRYANT: I’ve only met her once back in Atlanta and our metering wasn’t pleasant but kudos to her for starting a new trend.
Levi shrugs.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Shoutouts to Chanel and all of the mean girls and life franchise. But we need to get into why we are here! The life is back in LA and Miami and we just got to see the premier of season five man! I never would have thought when I signed on all those years ago that we would be back with a fifth season.
DAE SUK: Y'all started off with four boys. Now look at us! I live!
LEVI BRYANT: And more messier.
DAE SUK: Before we get into the juicy shit. I have to address the elephant in the room.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: what elephant.
DAE SUK: it's no secret that the two of you had beef over ole boy for some time now.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Let's be clear. It definitely wasn't no smoke off of no Carlos. But there was definitely some tension. Absolutely. But I ain't here to hold no grudges. My only problem was ever how he came at me, not even knowing what the shit was.
LEVI BRYANT: I just felt like during the whole London situation, it was just to many people coming at my neck. So at the reunion I’m just like bro, you weren’t around the whole season maybe a few spots and I get that you and London are friends but why insert yourself into our drama? But i get it, y’all friends and you want to ride out for your friend. I felt like I did the same for Carlos, everyone was coming at him too and the only person who really had in his corner was me.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: That's exactly what it was. I ride for mine. You ride for yours.. that was it forreal
DAE SUK: So it's safe to say y'all won't try to rip each other's heads off every time y'all see each other.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: we bout this paper mane! At least that's how I feel. If it ain't no need to hold a grudge. I ain't bout to hold one forreal. We here to talk about this brand new season of the life. So let's get into that shall we boys?
LEVI BRYANT: It’s a done deal for me, I’m not here to purposely fight with people. I like money more than anything, including drama and some dick so let’s get this bag.
DAE SUK:Ooop well I guess that's that. I for one am too pumped to be back it was cute being in Atlanta for that little while. But LA is home.
LEVI BRYANT: LA baby.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Yea all y'all show hoppers. Ha. I knew you was gonna be back. I don't know why y'all always quit the show just to come back..
DAE SUK: I never really quit. This cast just left me sour after my relationship ended. Like I needed to get away from a that cattiness. But a bitch thought she made me run so I definitely had to show face so the girls could feel it.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: whatever the fuck that means.
He chuckles
PRESIDENT LAWSON: wayment yo before we really get in, we gotta bring out our first special guest to the show. I'm kinda excited for this cuz I definitely wanna get his views on some of the shit that went down. Have y'all ever met Richie before tonight?
LEVI BRYANT: Well he has been on the show with us since what Season 2? Haha but I get what you meant, yes I’ve met him but we’re not technically like friends. More so associates and for the show friends.
Levi chuckles and winks at the camera.
LEVI BRYANT: I have no filter today, I was up all night, no sleep, got a hangover and I’m here early as shit for a podcast. I need some coffee!
Levi walks off from the mic to make him a quick coffee.
DAE SUK: We kinda met in passing at that one party. But there was so much drama,everybody just wanted to get out of there. That definitely wasn't the place for meet and greets.
Levi walks back over to the chair and by the time he sits down, Richie Rich is shown making his way into the room. He greets everyone with a hug and sits down in the chair facing the mic.
RICHIE RICH: Hey everybody.
LEVI BRYANT: Washpoppin light skin cutie? Oh btw I heard what you said Dae and you’ve been here long enough to realize that any event #theLIFE holds it's not the place for meet and greets, you know we don’t know how to act
DAE SUK: I know that's right. Messy boots
RICHIE RICH: Oh we cutting up early huh? Ok I’m ready.
LEVI BRYANT: My coffee got a special ingredient in it so I got liquid courage today.
PRESIDENT LAWSON:y'all a trip. Let's get into this shit man. It's good to have you here Mr Rich. You definitely have had an interesting time on this show. Kinda tell us about last season. Cuz by the way it looked, I was surprised you even came back this season.
RICHIE RICH: Last season was actually chill for me, remember LA I was engaged but by the time I made onto ATL I was single.
LEVI BRYANT: No you wasn’t boy, you was messing with that fine ass man.
Richie Rich blushes.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Throughout the season from the beginning you had your share of, I guess we'll call them situationships dude. Why everybody want a piece of Richie?
RICHIE RICH: I really don’t know honestly, I just think people like the idea of being with me but can’t handle me. I’m taking it slow this time.
LEVI BRYANT: Yosef was fine though, that whole situation was crazy to me.
RICHIE RICH: We had a good run, but it wasn’t meant to be.
LEVI BRYANT: Keep it cute, yes boo I see you. You never talk about that man.
RICHIE RICH: Oh I’ve had my share of bad words about him, but we’re in a much better place now so I’m just trying to keep the peace. It’s already enough drama going down in LA.
DAE SUK: You also never talk about Drake. No shade, no tea, but there's rumor that since he and Brandon got married there was a hush order put on you, so you couldn't talk about him. And I don't wanna get the girls in no trouble. I just want to know. Girl. What happened with y'all.
RICHIE RICH: Wow, we starting off messy huh? Well those facts are wrong, no one put anything on me. And the reason I don’t talk about Drake is because that whole situation is old, I don’t talk or see him now so what’s the point?
Richie Rich snaps his fingers.
RICHIE RICH: Moving on.
LEVI BRYANT: Ooop.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Well I guess we have that! I ain't even wanna touch that. Ha
He chuckles.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Like he said. Moving on… We introduced a few new people this season. You know they like to shake shit up, bringing in these new people. Let's talk about some of the newbies.
DAE SUK: it's definitely an interesting group of people. I was the most excited to see this poly couple with Rayne and Pharoah.
LEVI BRYANT: I really wasn’t impressed.
RICHIE RICH: Awe Rayne is sweet, I've met her a few times through the fashion world.
LEVI BRYANT: Oh she does fashion? That’s cute for her.
RICHIE RICH: Levi you are a mess.
LEVI BRYANT: I feel like the producers struggle when it comes to picking the cast for LA. We’ve had so many irrelevants come and go it’s not even funny.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Rayne and I are actually really good friends and she is definitely established. And her dad is literally on every hot model over 40. The whole family dominates the fashion world and as far as that goes La definitely struggles with the new, but the ogs are all still here.
RICHIE RICH: Most of us stuck.
Richie Rich shrugs.
DAE SUK:
I just feel so messy. But miss staxx. Or should I say Shaw.! I'm super excited to see what she's gonna bring. She's the old money girl!
Richie Rich rolls his eyes.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Oh yea, We haven't met him yet, but he'll be speaking episode two, and he'll also be here next week as it special guest.
LEVI BRYANT:
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Now y'all have had words on Twitter. Dude is seeing ur ex fiance. We gotta talk about it. You know it. Without giving too much up, let's talk about y'all interaction a lil bit. Why the animosity toward him and not Yosef?
RICHIE RICH: Why would you want me to speak about someone I don’t know or care about.
LEVI BRYANT: He is dating your ex fiancée though, we just want to know what you thought about it.
RICHIE RICH: Oh is he? Because the last time I spoke to Yosef he told me he was single and just having fun.
LEVI BRYANT: Wait a minute now.
RICHIE RICH: Next question please. Why we not up here talking about London’s drama and the shit going on with him or maybe the drama with Brandon and Jaser? Y’all wanna bring up old stuff.
LEVI BRYANT: Someone getting a little defensive.
RICHIE RICH: I think everyone expects for us to have this beef but I honestly don’t care. Yosef and I are finally at peace and I want to keep it like that. I wouldn’t waste the time to discuss someone who isn’t even in the same pay grade or lane as me.
LEVI BRYANT: Oop shots fired.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I don't know why y'all still get surprised when people ask y'all about shit. We just doing our jobs. Asking what all the viewers wanna know. Niggas still ask me about Carlos all the time.
DAE SUK: Speaking of!!!!
PRESIDENT LAWSON: We're still talking about Rich right now. We'll get to that when it's time…
DAE SUK: Dismissed. Ooo.
LEVI BRYANT: I don’t think we should bring Carlos up anyway because President still till this day won’t sit down and have a one on one, so if you can’t man up and do that then I don’t think my mans name should be mentioned, it’s not shade.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: oh so we're going there.
RICHIE RICH: Nothing else to discuss, but let’s talk about what Levi just brought up and not keep deflecting away from that topic, because that seems like one of the only issues we’re not allowed to touch.
Richie Rich and Levi both glare over at President.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I'm just tryna think back to season one when y'all were in the show… oh wait. Y'all weren't. Me and dude got history that y'all couldn't touch so ain't nobody bout to tell me I gotta sit down with a dude like that. Maybe one day we'll have our time but as of right now I really don't see why it's necessary forreal. I'm making money so is he. We good without sitting down. Y'all always want a damn sit down
President Chuckles
LEVI BRYANT: I know him well enough to voice my opinion on the situation and it’s stupid. Throwing away a friendship over something small, it’s petty.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I know you're just tryna take up for ya man's. But you don't know ya man like I do.
RICHIE RICH: I think we can all agree with that, we meet these guys and think their one way and they end up being totally different but that’s what time does to you.
LEVI BRYANT: People change that’s all I’m saying, if we can sit across from each other and have a conversation then they can too, that’s all I’m saying.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: and some people don't. Some people stay the same forever. But we clearly ain't ever gonna agree on this one so we can let that rock dog. This definitely ain't the place.
DAE SUK: Somebody's getting heating.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Nah not at all. I just feel like the big problem with this cast is that they don't know when to mind their business forreal. I think we would get a lot further if we kept to ourselves and our own money.
LEVI BRYANT: I mean do you really consider yourself apart of this cast? You were missing in action the last couple of seasons, I don’t think minor appearances here and there solidifies you as main cast. Plus we’ve all been around and see what has unfolded between you and Carlos, and I think we have a right to voice our opinions.
RICHIE RICH: Ooh and there you have it. Y’all just need to let it go because it’s going to be a constant back and forth.
DAE SUK: Damn, I thought you two squashed the beef earlier but it seems like it’s still some tension in the room.
LEVI BRYANT: I’m gucci, I just won’t sit here and let anyone talk down on my man. And I find it funny that President sits here and makes Carlos out to be the bad guy but will defend his two friends that he sees no wrong in, so let’s talk about that. You got London out here blaming niggas for his failing relationship when in fact he can’t keep his ass closed to outside interference and then Brandon who is a hot mess altogether, you run around with a bunch of low budget, sad, in denial broke undercover hoes.
Richie Rich covers his mouth in shock backing away from the mic.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: my dude. I'm the OG. We started this shit. Whether one or fifty episode, y'all wouldn't be here if it wasn't for us so watch yaself dog. You wanna take it there, we can. You ain't see me defending shit. I kept my mouth closed about all of it. But just like u ride for ya so called man who don't really seem to be your man, especially after watching the show. So you also might wanna watch who you defend hoes out here looking stupid. I don't do all that ra ra faggy shit. You talking bout money, my dude I could buy and sell everybody in this room with my play money. You keep coming at these OGs cuz you're tryna solidify yourself dude. You don't even have real smoke with me. You mad at me cuz I'm friends with somebody you don't like. How old are we dude.
DAE SUK: And catch that dirt!
RICHIE RICH: Whoa I think this is getting serious.
LEVI BRYANT: It’s never that serious, all this man can talk about money this and money that. That’s his only argument, you living off your dead parents coin.
RICHIE RICH: Ok Levi, that’s not cool.
DAE SUK: The shade of it all.
LEVI BRYANT: What’s not cool is that these producers sat me down in this room with someone who isn’t relevant to the show anymore, like why are you here? He’s mad because Carlos dogged him out after first season and the fact that I’m Carlos real man and he could never make it pass the bedroom, he in his feelings.
By this time Producers and security walk in for precaution.
PRODUCER: Guys this is getting a little to heated so maybe we should move onto the next topic.
president laughs
LEVI BRYANT: I’m sitting here because I’m made for television, but you’ll thank me later for bringing you back to life.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: at the end of the day this nigga sitting at this table cuzza me. Point blank. Ain't no smoke unless he wanna light the torch. Next topic. We got newcomer Tristà n on the show. Let's get into that.
DAE SUK: Yassssssss Spanish Papi. He so big
Levi rolls his eyes.
LEVI BRYANT: Big and full of steroids juice.
RICHIE RICH: Damn you don’t like Tristán either?
LEVI BRYANT: Just more trash we talking about and I don’t understand why.
RICHIE RICH: What’s the tea?
LEVI BRYANT: The tea is Tristà n is thirsty for my man dick, and he gives London a run for his money.
RICHIE RICH: Shade.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I'm confused as to what Tristian gotta do with London. So what's the angle with that? Y'all really beefing for nothing. You talking about I need to sit with Carlos, maybe y'all too should sit down. Everybody need to start getting along cuz like it or not we're a family now.
LEVI BRYANT: I don’t need to do anything but stay black, get this money, and die.
RICHIE RICH: That part.
LEVI BRYANT: I don’t sit down with trash, he’s beneath me.
RICHIE RICH: Ok so I guess Tristà n won’t be a topic tonight on the KiKi.
LEVI BRYANT: Next please.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Welp. I see where we're going. I think it's time for a much needed drink and a change of scenery.
DAE SUK: make that a double!
LEVI BRYANT: Y’all can have that, I need to be around my real friends.
Levi chucks the deuces up and jumps up from the chair, he walks out the door closing it behind him.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Y’all stay tuned, and thanks to our special guest tonight Richie rich! we'llack next week with Blake Shaw as it special guest as we dig into season two. I need love y'all but it's time to bizzounce. We out y'all!