Post by Moments In Life on Jul 21, 2018 19:01:10 GMT -5
CHANEL SNOW: Good evening ladies and gentleman, I know everyone is probably wondering why they hear my voice instead of the LA KiKi Group, well tonight honey MIL made sure that coin was right and asked me and my boo’s to fly out to LA and KiKi with the LA Girls!
Chanel smiles, she winks at both Isaiah and Dallas sitting next to her.
CHANEL SNOW: Dallas it’s good to have you join us tonight, we both know you go missing at times.
ISAIAH WOLFE: And he got a man now so he be boo’d up, he don’t have time for the sessions anymore.
Isaiah rolls his eyes but in a playful manner.
DALLAS REED: Don't put that out there.
He chuckles
DALLAS REED: Dallas is a single man….currently.
He winks at The two.
DALLAS REED: But it's good to be back since y'all left me outta that last one.
He side eyes Isaiah and Chanel and chuckles
DALLAS REED: But yea. I'm feeling good. We in LA.! What's good!?
CHANEL SNOW: I’m a little jealous because Dallas and I would have our Netflix and chill nights but without the hot sweaty sex and now I don’t even get a FaceTime call.
ISAIAH WOLFE: The shade.
DALLAS REED: Haha. Chill! Netflix and chill is definitely back on and Poppin in the telly tonight!
He smirks at Chanel. Behind them, the studio doors open and President and Dae Suk are show. Walking in. Dae Suk is sipping an iced latte. He dropped his bag on the table.
DAE•SUK: look what the cat dragged in! Y'all bitches early!
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Yes this a take over forreal huh?
He chuckles as they greet everyone with hugs and handshakes before the two take their seats in front of their mics.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: What's good. What's good!? LA is in the building! Lemme intro things off properly! This is the Keke session LA It's ya boy Prez.
DAE•SUK: And the one and only Daesukyyyyyy! What up bitches?
PRESIDENT LAWSON: And as y'all can see. We are missing one. Levi decided not to return to the show. As y'all saw last show things got a lil outta hand so we split ties. and we all wish him the best in whatever he does moving forward.
DAE•SUK: Lieeeeeees! Gurl bye! No shade. She didn't like anybody. And didn't wanna be here so by girl bye. All love but...peace!
He snaps as President chuckles
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Anyway. We're all here for a very special edition of the Keke session. We got the ATL cast in the building! As our season comes to and end and their season comes closer, it's only right that we bring them on.
DAE•SUK: Mil is really doing it big this year!
DALLAS REED: Most definitely! Big ups to the whole MIL team man!
CHANEL SNOW: Well y’all still got a couple more episodes airing so we’ll let y’all have yalls time before we really come in and takeover.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Preach!
DAE•SUK: It's about to be a little summer going into fall for MIL
ISAIAH WOLFE: LA has been lit all summer 18’ I mean damn what is going on with y’all in sunny town?
DAE•SUK: Girl bitches get hot and don't know how to act! But y'all definitely gets it in to. We've already seen how y'all get down
He chuckles
PRESIDENT LAWSON: All that aside. We got a couple shows coming back! And a few new one set to premiere this fall.
CHANEL SNOW: Yes MIL is premiering a new show in August called Down By The Shore.
ISAIAH WOLFE: No shade when I heard the name I instantly thought either Tyler Perry was apart of it or it was a soap opera.
CHANEL SNOW: Yes I can see Soap all day.
DALLAS REED: I think its gonna be dope. That Mama Ruby is kinda fine. A sexy ass cougar.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Speaking of, we're gonna try and get momma Ruby on the phone a lil bit later in the show.. Chop it up with her for a minute, maybe get y'all a lil inside info on what we can expect from the show.
Chanel laughs.
CHANEL SNOW: I’ll tune in anyway so I can check the menzes out on the show, I need some new eye candy to look at.
DAE•SUK: And they got some men baby! And they don't ever have on any clothes. I'll have my wet wipes on call.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes make sure y’all tune into Down By The Shore airing on MIL Network on August 17th at 8 PM.
CHANEL SNOW: But anyway back to this Levi dude, that’s the first time in KiKi History that someone has quit the show, but what is dudes problem? Every time I turn around it seems like he’s going on rants on Twitter and bashing the show.
ISAIAH WOLFE: But yet still decides to film on the show.
CHANEL SNOW: That part!
DAE•SUK: she's just a bitter bitter girl. Somebody hurt him or something.
Isaiah looks down at his phone and notices a text from Brandon, he looks up at sees Brandon standing on the outside peeking through the glass.
ISAIAH WOLFE: And look who decided to pop up.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh My God my boo BRANDON! Come here in fool.
Brandon walks in waves to everyone. He sits down in one of the chairs and pulls himself closer to the mic.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Yo! What's good B! It’s definitely good to have you in the building.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Now I’m not staying here the whole damn time, I was trying to sneak out because I knew y’all was gonna get me to come on the show. I wasn’t going to come because I thought Levi would be here but it seems like he’s MIA.
CHANEL SNOW: Seems like that’s a good thing the way everyone is feeling.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Well it’s about time to take the trash out, bye wig!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ha you stupid! We were just talking about the new show Down By The Shore Brandon, do you plan on watching.
Brandon nods.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Maybe! Depends on my time but you know I’ll always support MIL programming.
ISAIAH WOLFE: So question to the OG’s, Levi has been tweeting up a storm negative things about the show like how production sets people up, the fights sometimes are made up so I want to know what y’all think about it?
PRESIDENT LAWSON: The fighting ain't really start till the new people came in to be honest. I mean we all had our share of issues. But it turned into the bad girls club like season three forreal. Everybody is quick to blame production when shit don't go their way. And I hate that. If production is the devil. If everybody is out to get you, why do you sign on season after season.. Levi came season three. Nobody forced him. You mean to tell me you gonna keep signing on to get set up for a check?
DAE•SUK: I agree but sometimes stuff does seem a little fishy.
Pesident: People create their own drama. That's what they think they gotta do to keep a spot in the show. But don't turn around and blame production.
DALLAS REED: That part!!
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Even when I came I sort of turned up but it was never this much. I know when the show was first pitched I’m assuming they wanted it to be a positive show, but I just think certain people really came on to cause a scene, get their 15 minutes of fame, and be reckless. Our franchise has really become trashy!
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t speak to much on y'alls Season because our first season we were a little turnt to.
ISAIAH WOLFE: No your friend Jaser was turnt, him and his friend Riley, they’re the only ones bringing the show down.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I don’t know Riley so I won’t say much about him, but then again after the little interaction I witnessed in Hawaii, he’s a little messy too! But the other one, yes Jaser he definitely déclassés the show with his spiteful ass.
CHANEL SNOW: Speaking of that, let’s talk about that.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: And this is where I should make my exit, Dallas please check your friend and tell her I will not waste anymore of my breath on that bum.
DALLAS REED: y'all play! Brandon don't leave.
ISAIAH WOLFE: We just started filming ATL so I haven’t ran into them but I normally don’t since we don’t really hang in the same circle besides this one.
CHANEL SNOW: I do think you and Jaser should squash yalls beef.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll squash my beef with Jaser when you squash yours with Kali and Dallas squashes his with Trapp.
DALLAS REED: I wish y'all leave that back there. I don't have beef with people I don't know
DAE•SUK: Ooop, the shade.
Isaiah smirks.
CHANEL SNOW: Yes I’m so happy that you brought his name up, I noticed on Twitter the other day that you and Trapp were flirting, so Miley what’s good?
Chanel giggles.
ISAIAH WOLFE: We cool!
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Oh so y’all fucking?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ha! No! No! No!
CHANEL SNOW: Shit I don’t know why, I would climb on that if I could, look at that man all that fine chocolate.
DALLAS REED: what y'all looking at me for?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Y’all silly.
ISAIAH WOLFE: We just cool that’s all, nothing more, nothing less. Him and Jalen don’t really talk and I’ve been like showing him around ATL and helping him out.
CHANEL SNOW: Mmmmhmm, I bet when the season premieres we’ll see y’all together.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m keeping my mouth closed.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I never understood why the cast has to mess around amongst each other, it always causes a messy situation.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I said the same thing forreal.
CHANEL SNOW: Aye you can’t help it, sometimes the people you work with are fuckable and you just want a taste.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: WOW!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Who else do y’all think has had sex?
CHANEL SNOW: I think Legend and Zeno smashed.
DALLAS REED: I wouldn't be surprised.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I wouldn’t be surprised. Zeno got community dick like Dallas.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Oop!
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I only smashed one person on my season and that person I regret fucking and try not to think about it.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Must have been Carlos, Yuck!
CHANEL SNOW: Now that’s the true community dick right there, it seems like he’s hit a lot of the group.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: No comment.
CHANEL SNOW: What about you and Zeno?
Chanel points at Isaiah.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Nope! Never said I wouldn’t though, hey Zeno call me!
DALLAS REED: y'all can have that. Been there done that.
CHANEL SNOW: You better chill before Hadi get mad with his fine ass.
DAE•SUK: I’m not familiar with this Hadi dude but he must be good looking the way Chanel talking about him. Anyway we gotta chill on the hookup talk and talk to Momma Ruby. She’s actually on the line right now, hey MOMMA RUBY!
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Umm wasn’t y’all on the same season when you was show hopping over to ATL.
DAE•SUK: Girl! Ha, that don’t mean anything. We probably didn’t have an interaction because I don’t remember him much, plus I’m here now, anyway HEY AGAIN MOMMA RUBY!
MOMMA RUBY: Hello my loves.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: What's up beautiful!
CHANEL SNOW: Thanks for calling in tonight.
MOMMA RUBY: My pleasure, I’m sitting here in my bar office having a glass of wine, and excuse any interruptions but my boys usually need me for something, but what would they be without Momma Ruby.
ISAIAH WOLFE: It does seem like y’all have a close relationship, like a family.
MOMMA RUBY: That’s what we are, a family. I love all my boys, Keon, August, Meior and Gianni. If their listening, hey boys.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: What can we expect from the show? Because this is something totally different from our show.
MOMMA RUBY: Fun! That's really important to me, I want my boys and the people who come into the bar to have fun. I really want the people who watch the show to witness a family, a successful business and a group of people who are just happy in life. Now there will be a little drama, but not too much!
CHANEL SNOW: I was about to ask about the drama!
MOMMA RUBY: Even family has their share of drama so yes there will be some on the show but as always Momma Ruby will handle that.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: How did the show come about though? Was it something you pitched?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Were just trying to figure out how MIL picked you guys up?
MOMMA RUBY: Well when Im also a performer firstly. I have a residency in Vegas and its been doing really well.and I had always wanted to open a theme bar. And why not in Jersey right!? It's where I'm from! But when we opened the bar for a night before actually opening, the turnout was huge. Bigger than even I expected. A few people in the guestlist just happened to be from MIL. And I guess what they say is right. The mind is always at work. Even when you're not working. They literally pitched the idea to me at the party. I loved the idea. And the boys that work for me are all models in their own respect. So of course this would be a great opportunity for them to further their careers. And that's what I'm about. So here we are! down By the shore baby!
DAE•SUK: And there is some major eye candy on this show!
MOMMA RUBY: Absolutely! As I said these were all models. Each of them dabbled in underwear modeling. I picked them out myself.
Daesuk: just hire me to be the oil girl!
They all chuckle
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Well we definitely can't wait to see it. We'll definitely be tuned August 17th! It was wonderful getting to talk with you Momma Ruby.
MOMMA RUBY: Always a pleasure! I'll definitely be tuned in for the life as well! Been a das since season one!
DALLAS REED: Ayyye! Respect,! That's wassup forreal!
They end the call
CHANEL SNOW: Thank you again for Ruby calling in, but let’s get back to the season. I’m interested to see how this Hawaii trip is going to go, since you guys were on it can you give us any details?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I’m not saying shit, just watch!
PRESIDENT LAWSON:
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I will say it was a shit show, but that’s what you get when you watch us on TV.
Brandon shrugs.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Anyway I said I wasn’t staying here all day, I gotta go because I know Drake outside mad waiting all this time.
CHANEL SNOW: Ooh tell Zaddy, heeeeeyyyy
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Aiight man peace! Send the family my love!
Brandon smiles, he waves to everyone and jumps up from the chair, he leaves out of the room and the scene cuts back to the group.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Always fun when Brandon stops by.
CHANEL SNOW: Lets talk about these new people on our season though.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes lets talk, so tell us about this man Charisma, I peeped the flirting on Twitter.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh so you trying to call me out?
DALLAS REED: Girl you're the callout queen. Now it's your turn to be in the hot seat. We all see it. It's not like y'all hide it.
CHANEL SNOW: Thats the homie and that’s it, he’s a cool dude. He’s doing work out in Atlanta and he doesn’t know anyone so I’m only showing him around, trying to help him out.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You do like them chocolate.
CHANEL SNOW: And he is all chocolate, fine ass black man.
ISAIAH WOLFE: What about this Lucien guy?
DALLAS REED: That dude is fine. Let me just say that.
CHANEL SNOW: I mean I see what #theLIFE is trying to do with adding to the cast, we’ll see how it works out though even though no one knows him.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He cute though.
CHANEL SNOW: I’ll give him that, but baby let’s me give him so advice, watch who you hang with and tell your business too, because this is your first season boo and the vultures are out to get you.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Wait, Who are the vultures?
CHANEL SNOW: Let's just say none of them are sitting in this room right now.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Shade!
DALLAS REED: Maybe you should drop some names. We need to know who to watch out for.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: At least when y’all get new people, they stick around.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Hmmm, I wish some of them wouldn’t have!
CHANEL SNOW: We can’t forget about Dax.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He's different, not my type I would entertain on a date but we could be friends. I just feel bad that none of them have a clue what they’re getting themselves into.
DAE•SUK: He is big!! Doesn't he wrestle? Don't knock it to you try it. Might surprise that ass.
CHANEL SNOW: Goodluck loves.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: it's definitely gonna be a big crazy. I can't wait to watch.
DAE•SUK: Y’all season about to be lit, and we thought LA was crazy.
CHANEL SNOW: You guys only have a few more episodes to go and then it’s the reunion, so I’m wondering how that’s going to work when all y’all hate each other?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Y’all going to need extra security there when y’all film that.
DAE•SUK: Cuz everybody is gonna get big when the security is there! Ain't nobody really throwing hands.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: And on that note… We can't tell y'all too much more about anything y'all just gotta stay tuned and see what the Life has in store for y'all.
CHANEL SNOW: Look, I got a show tonight so I needs to leave, we done here?
ISAIAH WOLFE: And there you have it, I guess I’m coming with you, I need a drink anyway. You coming baby daddy?
Isaiah looks at Dallas
DALLAS REED: Ayye I'm in there! It's been real! We gotta do this again. It was dope kicking it with y'all.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: BYE YALL!
They all continue chatting off mic as the scene fades to black.
Chanel smiles, she winks at both Isaiah and Dallas sitting next to her.
CHANEL SNOW: Dallas it’s good to have you join us tonight, we both know you go missing at times.
ISAIAH WOLFE: And he got a man now so he be boo’d up, he don’t have time for the sessions anymore.
Isaiah rolls his eyes but in a playful manner.
DALLAS REED: Don't put that out there.
He chuckles
DALLAS REED: Dallas is a single man….currently.
He winks at The two.
DALLAS REED: But it's good to be back since y'all left me outta that last one.
He side eyes Isaiah and Chanel and chuckles
DALLAS REED: But yea. I'm feeling good. We in LA.! What's good!?
CHANEL SNOW: I’m a little jealous because Dallas and I would have our Netflix and chill nights but without the hot sweaty sex and now I don’t even get a FaceTime call.
ISAIAH WOLFE: The shade.
DALLAS REED: Haha. Chill! Netflix and chill is definitely back on and Poppin in the telly tonight!
He smirks at Chanel. Behind them, the studio doors open and President and Dae Suk are show. Walking in. Dae Suk is sipping an iced latte. He dropped his bag on the table.
DAE•SUK: look what the cat dragged in! Y'all bitches early!
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Yes this a take over forreal huh?
He chuckles as they greet everyone with hugs and handshakes before the two take their seats in front of their mics.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: What's good. What's good!? LA is in the building! Lemme intro things off properly! This is the Keke session LA It's ya boy Prez.
DAE•SUK: And the one and only Daesukyyyyyy! What up bitches?
PRESIDENT LAWSON: And as y'all can see. We are missing one. Levi decided not to return to the show. As y'all saw last show things got a lil outta hand so we split ties. and we all wish him the best in whatever he does moving forward.
DAE•SUK: Lieeeeeees! Gurl bye! No shade. She didn't like anybody. And didn't wanna be here so by girl bye. All love but...peace!
He snaps as President chuckles
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Anyway. We're all here for a very special edition of the Keke session. We got the ATL cast in the building! As our season comes to and end and their season comes closer, it's only right that we bring them on.
DAE•SUK: Mil is really doing it big this year!
DALLAS REED: Most definitely! Big ups to the whole MIL team man!
CHANEL SNOW: Well y’all still got a couple more episodes airing so we’ll let y’all have yalls time before we really come in and takeover.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Preach!
DAE•SUK: It's about to be a little summer going into fall for MIL
ISAIAH WOLFE: LA has been lit all summer 18’ I mean damn what is going on with y’all in sunny town?
DAE•SUK: Girl bitches get hot and don't know how to act! But y'all definitely gets it in to. We've already seen how y'all get down
He chuckles
PRESIDENT LAWSON: All that aside. We got a couple shows coming back! And a few new one set to premiere this fall.
CHANEL SNOW: Yes MIL is premiering a new show in August called Down By The Shore.
ISAIAH WOLFE: No shade when I heard the name I instantly thought either Tyler Perry was apart of it or it was a soap opera.
CHANEL SNOW: Yes I can see Soap all day.
DALLAS REED: I think its gonna be dope. That Mama Ruby is kinda fine. A sexy ass cougar.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Speaking of, we're gonna try and get momma Ruby on the phone a lil bit later in the show.. Chop it up with her for a minute, maybe get y'all a lil inside info on what we can expect from the show.
Chanel laughs.
CHANEL SNOW: I’ll tune in anyway so I can check the menzes out on the show, I need some new eye candy to look at.
DAE•SUK: And they got some men baby! And they don't ever have on any clothes. I'll have my wet wipes on call.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes make sure y’all tune into Down By The Shore airing on MIL Network on August 17th at 8 PM.
CHANEL SNOW: But anyway back to this Levi dude, that’s the first time in KiKi History that someone has quit the show, but what is dudes problem? Every time I turn around it seems like he’s going on rants on Twitter and bashing the show.
ISAIAH WOLFE: But yet still decides to film on the show.
CHANEL SNOW: That part!
DAE•SUK: she's just a bitter bitter girl. Somebody hurt him or something.
Isaiah looks down at his phone and notices a text from Brandon, he looks up at sees Brandon standing on the outside peeking through the glass.
ISAIAH WOLFE: And look who decided to pop up.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh My God my boo BRANDON! Come here in fool.
Brandon walks in waves to everyone. He sits down in one of the chairs and pulls himself closer to the mic.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Yo! What's good B! It’s definitely good to have you in the building.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Now I’m not staying here the whole damn time, I was trying to sneak out because I knew y’all was gonna get me to come on the show. I wasn’t going to come because I thought Levi would be here but it seems like he’s MIA.
CHANEL SNOW: Seems like that’s a good thing the way everyone is feeling.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Well it’s about time to take the trash out, bye wig!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ha you stupid! We were just talking about the new show Down By The Shore Brandon, do you plan on watching.
Brandon nods.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Maybe! Depends on my time but you know I’ll always support MIL programming.
ISAIAH WOLFE: So question to the OG’s, Levi has been tweeting up a storm negative things about the show like how production sets people up, the fights sometimes are made up so I want to know what y’all think about it?
PRESIDENT LAWSON: The fighting ain't really start till the new people came in to be honest. I mean we all had our share of issues. But it turned into the bad girls club like season three forreal. Everybody is quick to blame production when shit don't go their way. And I hate that. If production is the devil. If everybody is out to get you, why do you sign on season after season.. Levi came season three. Nobody forced him. You mean to tell me you gonna keep signing on to get set up for a check?
DAE•SUK: I agree but sometimes stuff does seem a little fishy.
Pesident: People create their own drama. That's what they think they gotta do to keep a spot in the show. But don't turn around and blame production.
DALLAS REED: That part!!
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Even when I came I sort of turned up but it was never this much. I know when the show was first pitched I’m assuming they wanted it to be a positive show, but I just think certain people really came on to cause a scene, get their 15 minutes of fame, and be reckless. Our franchise has really become trashy!
CHANEL SNOW: I can’t speak to much on y'alls Season because our first season we were a little turnt to.
ISAIAH WOLFE: No your friend Jaser was turnt, him and his friend Riley, they’re the only ones bringing the show down.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I don’t know Riley so I won’t say much about him, but then again after the little interaction I witnessed in Hawaii, he’s a little messy too! But the other one, yes Jaser he definitely déclassés the show with his spiteful ass.
CHANEL SNOW: Speaking of that, let’s talk about that.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: And this is where I should make my exit, Dallas please check your friend and tell her I will not waste anymore of my breath on that bum.
DALLAS REED: y'all play! Brandon don't leave.
ISAIAH WOLFE: We just started filming ATL so I haven’t ran into them but I normally don’t since we don’t really hang in the same circle besides this one.
CHANEL SNOW: I do think you and Jaser should squash yalls beef.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ll squash my beef with Jaser when you squash yours with Kali and Dallas squashes his with Trapp.
DALLAS REED: I wish y'all leave that back there. I don't have beef with people I don't know
DAE•SUK: Ooop, the shade.
Isaiah smirks.
CHANEL SNOW: Yes I’m so happy that you brought his name up, I noticed on Twitter the other day that you and Trapp were flirting, so Miley what’s good?
Chanel giggles.
ISAIAH WOLFE: We cool!
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Oh so y’all fucking?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ha! No! No! No!
CHANEL SNOW: Shit I don’t know why, I would climb on that if I could, look at that man all that fine chocolate.
DALLAS REED: what y'all looking at me for?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Y’all silly.
ISAIAH WOLFE: We just cool that’s all, nothing more, nothing less. Him and Jalen don’t really talk and I’ve been like showing him around ATL and helping him out.
CHANEL SNOW: Mmmmhmm, I bet when the season premieres we’ll see y’all together.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m keeping my mouth closed.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I never understood why the cast has to mess around amongst each other, it always causes a messy situation.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I said the same thing forreal.
CHANEL SNOW: Aye you can’t help it, sometimes the people you work with are fuckable and you just want a taste.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: WOW!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Who else do y’all think has had sex?
CHANEL SNOW: I think Legend and Zeno smashed.
DALLAS REED: I wouldn't be surprised.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I wouldn’t be surprised. Zeno got community dick like Dallas.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Oop!
PRESIDENT LAWSON: I only smashed one person on my season and that person I regret fucking and try not to think about it.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Must have been Carlos, Yuck!
CHANEL SNOW: Now that’s the true community dick right there, it seems like he’s hit a lot of the group.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: No comment.
CHANEL SNOW: What about you and Zeno?
Chanel points at Isaiah.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Nope! Never said I wouldn’t though, hey Zeno call me!
DALLAS REED: y'all can have that. Been there done that.
CHANEL SNOW: You better chill before Hadi get mad with his fine ass.
DAE•SUK: I’m not familiar with this Hadi dude but he must be good looking the way Chanel talking about him. Anyway we gotta chill on the hookup talk and talk to Momma Ruby. She’s actually on the line right now, hey MOMMA RUBY!
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Umm wasn’t y’all on the same season when you was show hopping over to ATL.
DAE•SUK: Girl! Ha, that don’t mean anything. We probably didn’t have an interaction because I don’t remember him much, plus I’m here now, anyway HEY AGAIN MOMMA RUBY!
MOMMA RUBY: Hello my loves.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: What's up beautiful!
CHANEL SNOW: Thanks for calling in tonight.
MOMMA RUBY: My pleasure, I’m sitting here in my bar office having a glass of wine, and excuse any interruptions but my boys usually need me for something, but what would they be without Momma Ruby.
ISAIAH WOLFE: It does seem like y’all have a close relationship, like a family.
MOMMA RUBY: That’s what we are, a family. I love all my boys, Keon, August, Meior and Gianni. If their listening, hey boys.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: What can we expect from the show? Because this is something totally different from our show.
MOMMA RUBY: Fun! That's really important to me, I want my boys and the people who come into the bar to have fun. I really want the people who watch the show to witness a family, a successful business and a group of people who are just happy in life. Now there will be a little drama, but not too much!
CHANEL SNOW: I was about to ask about the drama!
MOMMA RUBY: Even family has their share of drama so yes there will be some on the show but as always Momma Ruby will handle that.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: How did the show come about though? Was it something you pitched?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Were just trying to figure out how MIL picked you guys up?
MOMMA RUBY: Well when Im also a performer firstly. I have a residency in Vegas and its been doing really well.and I had always wanted to open a theme bar. And why not in Jersey right!? It's where I'm from! But when we opened the bar for a night before actually opening, the turnout was huge. Bigger than even I expected. A few people in the guestlist just happened to be from MIL. And I guess what they say is right. The mind is always at work. Even when you're not working. They literally pitched the idea to me at the party. I loved the idea. And the boys that work for me are all models in their own respect. So of course this would be a great opportunity for them to further their careers. And that's what I'm about. So here we are! down By the shore baby!
DAE•SUK: And there is some major eye candy on this show!
MOMMA RUBY: Absolutely! As I said these were all models. Each of them dabbled in underwear modeling. I picked them out myself.
Daesuk: just hire me to be the oil girl!
They all chuckle
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Well we definitely can't wait to see it. We'll definitely be tuned August 17th! It was wonderful getting to talk with you Momma Ruby.
MOMMA RUBY: Always a pleasure! I'll definitely be tuned in for the life as well! Been a das since season one!
DALLAS REED: Ayyye! Respect,! That's wassup forreal!
They end the call
CHANEL SNOW: Thank you again for Ruby calling in, but let’s get back to the season. I’m interested to see how this Hawaii trip is going to go, since you guys were on it can you give us any details?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I’m not saying shit, just watch!
PRESIDENT LAWSON:
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I will say it was a shit show, but that’s what you get when you watch us on TV.
Brandon shrugs.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Anyway I said I wasn’t staying here all day, I gotta go because I know Drake outside mad waiting all this time.
CHANEL SNOW: Ooh tell Zaddy, heeeeeyyyy
PRESIDENT LAWSON: Aiight man peace! Send the family my love!
Brandon smiles, he waves to everyone and jumps up from the chair, he leaves out of the room and the scene cuts back to the group.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Always fun when Brandon stops by.
CHANEL SNOW: Lets talk about these new people on our season though.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes lets talk, so tell us about this man Charisma, I peeped the flirting on Twitter.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh so you trying to call me out?
DALLAS REED: Girl you're the callout queen. Now it's your turn to be in the hot seat. We all see it. It's not like y'all hide it.
CHANEL SNOW: Thats the homie and that’s it, he’s a cool dude. He’s doing work out in Atlanta and he doesn’t know anyone so I’m only showing him around, trying to help him out.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You do like them chocolate.
CHANEL SNOW: And he is all chocolate, fine ass black man.
ISAIAH WOLFE: What about this Lucien guy?
DALLAS REED: That dude is fine. Let me just say that.
CHANEL SNOW: I mean I see what #theLIFE is trying to do with adding to the cast, we’ll see how it works out though even though no one knows him.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He cute though.
CHANEL SNOW: I’ll give him that, but baby let’s me give him so advice, watch who you hang with and tell your business too, because this is your first season boo and the vultures are out to get you.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Wait, Who are the vultures?
CHANEL SNOW: Let's just say none of them are sitting in this room right now.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Shade!
DALLAS REED: Maybe you should drop some names. We need to know who to watch out for.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: At least when y’all get new people, they stick around.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Hmmm, I wish some of them wouldn’t have!
CHANEL SNOW: We can’t forget about Dax.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He's different, not my type I would entertain on a date but we could be friends. I just feel bad that none of them have a clue what they’re getting themselves into.
DAE•SUK: He is big!! Doesn't he wrestle? Don't knock it to you try it. Might surprise that ass.
CHANEL SNOW: Goodluck loves.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: it's definitely gonna be a big crazy. I can't wait to watch.
DAE•SUK: Y’all season about to be lit, and we thought LA was crazy.
CHANEL SNOW: You guys only have a few more episodes to go and then it’s the reunion, so I’m wondering how that’s going to work when all y’all hate each other?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Y’all going to need extra security there when y’all film that.
DAE•SUK: Cuz everybody is gonna get big when the security is there! Ain't nobody really throwing hands.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: And on that note… We can't tell y'all too much more about anything y'all just gotta stay tuned and see what the Life has in store for y'all.
CHANEL SNOW: Look, I got a show tonight so I needs to leave, we done here?
ISAIAH WOLFE: And there you have it, I guess I’m coming with you, I need a drink anyway. You coming baby daddy?
Isaiah looks at Dallas
DALLAS REED: Ayye I'm in there! It's been real! We gotta do this again. It was dope kicking it with y'all.
PRESIDENT LAWSON: BYE YALL!
They all continue chatting off mic as the scene fades to black.