Post by Moments In Life on Dec 12, 2018 18:42:32 GMT -5
MEAN GIRLS PRESENTS:
KIKI SESSION
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: HELLO BITCHES! And welcome to the KIKI SESSION. MEAN GIRLS edition. And it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t start this bitch off, to my right side is the beautiful and elegant Chanel Snow.
CHANEL SNOW: HEY BOO! And yes you are right, what would a Kiki session be without our top notch mean girl Miss Young.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Mr. Young bitch don’t play.
DALLAS REED: Mr. Young-Andrews to be exact, don’t throw shade at my mans like that. You know that nigga Drake crazy.
CHANEL SNOW: Yes speaking off Drake, where is Zaddy?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: At home waiting with his dick out I hope!
DALLAS REED: We might need to hurry this along then!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow. But yes Dallas and my boo Isaiah is here today, this is perfect. My REAL FRIENDS are here today.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You got that right, I been told you that from the start.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: No new friends.
DALLAS REED: I ain't got no home for no fake ass hoes!
CHANEL SNOW: It has been crazy in the A, so I want to address this now before we go any further. I understand the show is taped months in advance, so after the incident at my party both Jaser and Brandon reached out and apologized privately. Now what upset me after rewatching it was the fact that it even happened and what was said, honestly no one should be mad at me or coming at me wrong.
ISAIAH WOLFE: It was a mess.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I’ve apologized privately, on twitter and I’ll do it again now. I’m sorry for my actions during your event, but I just couldn’t control myself at that moment. Not only has that pussy disrespect you, but he has disrespect me and my family.
DALLAS REED: Watch what you say, he may call the police
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: And let him, such a bitch mood to talk all that shit but then want to get the law involved. At the end of the day he has no case, no lawsuit and I suggest he sit his broke ass down before he digs himself further into a financial hardship.
CHANEL SNOW: He’s such a hypocrite and I can’t believe I even entertained a friendship with him. He cries about me attacking his no fashion ass friend Kali, but he attacks Isaiah all the time.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Look you have to understand that Jaser is miserable, he has no jobs, no income, his relationship is fake and the only thing he really has in the show. He’s desperate because he knows the show is probably won’t be around for that much longer so what is he going to do then?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Damn you wishing our show end like yours.
CHANEL SNOW: Shady.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: This May not be forever and even if the show doesn’t end, let’s hope the producers finally realize that Jaser is bad for brand and that he should be let go.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I hate that happened at your party, but this group right here is growth. We’ve all had our share of issues but can sit here and act like grown adults with some sense.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Well you have to remember the rest of the cast I guess is younger, so they’re mindsets is in that ratchet phase, all of us sitting here also have jobs, brands, businesses and we know what we have to do to keep them.
CHANEL SNOW: Facts.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yo I have to read some of the questions some of these fans sent in, they’re hilarious.
Isaiah laughs as he scrolls on his phone reading off questions from fans.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Lori B from Michigan wants to know if Dallas and Prynceton are a real couple or made for TV couple, she says she never sees interaction between the two and the party you were distant from each other.
CHANEL SNOW: Damn Lori, she sees everything.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Well even I saw they were distant and I was there in person.
DALLAS REED: ain't nothing i do for tv.! Haha. But to answer your question nosy b, Prynce and I know what we are and i don't have to explain it to nobody. Especially nobody that ain't paying me.
CHANEL SNOW: Such a cop out!
ISAIAH WOLFE: They’re probably married and just don’t want to tell us.
CHANEL SNOW: Oooh that would be juicy.
DALLAS REED: Well prepare your cups to stay dry. Cuz I'm definitely not!
ISAIAH WOLFE: Bryan from Michigan what’s know when we’re going to see Rico on the show?
CHANEL SNOW: Never, Next!
Chanel takes a sip of her drink.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Ok, enough said on that topic. Gabriella from Arizona what’s to know Chanel’s real issue with Kaliyah and why she doesn’t like her.
CHANEL SNOW: Because she’s trash and I’m to classy for her.
DALLAS REED: i don't address females evwr.
CHANEL SNOW: I mean do you see the fashions she wears, and her hair? I swear she needs to start buying my hair, it will help her so much.
ISAIAH WOLFE: And what about her dude trying to attack you and Dallas?
DALLAS REED: He's a fucking bitch. I hate niggas like that yo. Dont ever try to play me like im one of these pussies you fight in the ring. You might be a trained fighter but you not fuckin wit no pussy. I addressed him cuz i wasnt a out to address his wife. I dont address females. And as i said before its whatever, whenever.
CHANEL SNOW: He doesn’t scare me at all, everything that comes out of his mouth is laughable. For him to have a so called gay brother then he should be more respectful to the gay community and not be apart of the problem today, the bashing and the hate.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Facts.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I didn’t like that either, but you know I got your back if something pops off.
CHANEL SNOW: He doesn’t scare me, the only thing that frightens me is those scary ass hairstyles his ghetto ass girlfriend wears.
Isaiah bursts out laughing, Chanel smirks flipping her hair to the side.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Next question, this one is for Brandon and Missy from Jersey is wondering the status of you and Drake and if you two were getting a divorce.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Hell no.
CHANEL SNOW: Damn divorce though, where did they get that shit from?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Probably the dust balls that sit around on social media and discuss my relationship like they live in it.
CHANEL SNOW: So no divorce?
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: No we are fine, look just like I’ve said before, we go through problems like any other couple so I don’t see why ours is such a big deal to everyone. I swear I think these hoes secretly want my man and just scared to admit it.
DALLAS REED: I got the next question, Andrew from the eastern shore asks if I would ever square up with Kali’s man in the ring.
CHANEL SNOW: See He doesn’t even have an identity, he is Kali’s man! Ha, shit she barely has one too.
The sounds of gunshots blares in the background as the ultimate shade was thrown.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Answer the question Dallas.
DALLAS REED: I answered that question the same day. It's whatever. If he wanna take it to the streets or the ring, im wit whatever
CHANEL SNOW: Chile they just need some exposure and something to do, the people would only come out to see Dallas fight.
DALLAS REED: But to say we're for entertainment. And was quick to propose a match. That's for entertainment aint it? Niggas hypocrite
CHANEL SNOW: All I know is he should be more respectful to the people that’s helping his so called wife get a check, she came onto our show which is predominately a show about men and women in the LGBTQ community, she’s a straight female who is married to a pig of a boyfriend, a homophobe.
ISAIAH WOLFE: A lot of these females are fake friends, they love us out in the social world but behind closed doors it’s all hate.
CHANEL SNOW: Preach.
DALLAS REED: It's always hate. But yall saying off them checks.
CHANEL SNOW: The next question is for you Isaiah, and Chris from Maine wants to know if there’s any chance of you and Giovanni getting back together?
ISAIAH WOLFE: The getting back together part is definitely a no, but I actually saw him a few nights ago and it was all love. I just hate how this show can sometimes ruin good relationships, real ones.
CHANEL SNOW: That’s good.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Giovanni was handsome, but that dude he hung around with was a nuisance, is he still on the show? What was his name again? One of those designer fake name boys, seem like you have a lot of those on the show.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He talking about Miles.
Isaiah rolls his eyes.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile don’t get him started on Miles.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes sadly his desperate ass is still on the show!
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: His fashion was a little dry, that’s one thing I remembered about him.
ISAIAH WOLFE: His whole existence is dry, no shade.
CHANEL SNOW: I think Season 4 the whole cast needs to be re-evaluated because it’s a mess. We need for this show to be more classy and the people involved are making that an issue.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Remove the OPPS!
DALLAS REED: I ain't tryna stop nobody bag. But niggas need to get it right. That's all imma say.
BRANDON YOUNG. I think it’s just this show, I don’t know but it can bring the worst out of people.
CHANEL SNOW: It can ruin relationships too, but that’s why I don’t entertain the bullshit anymore, I was smart when it came to being on this show. I know I have my little drama here and there but I was more concerned about building my brands.
DALLAS REED: Yea i can honestly say although the show brought a lotta great opportunities, there was a lotta drama we also had to get through..but let's jump into this next question. Its from Twitter and of course its for me. @rockeebayb from Baltimore asks, “It looks like you Zeno and Hadrian made up at Chanel's wig launch. What is your friendship with them now?
He pauses, thinking about the question
DALLAS REED: I mean I can't really say we are exactly friends. But we have moved past all the drama from last season and i have nothing but respect for both of em. And I wish them happiness. Shout outs to them.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m happy you guys squashed your issues because I know it was a lot of hurt there, but what about Trinity?
DALLAS REED: What about her?
CHANEL SNOW: I mean I think we all want to know the history with you two, I know it happened so long ago but what’s your relationship like with her?
ISAIAH WOLFE: Right, I’ve noticed every time we’re around each other like in a group setting, we never see you two interact with each other except a simple Hi and Bye.
DALLAS REED: I will always have a place in my heart for Trini man. We were literally kids when we met. Not many people know that about us. But we're getting to a better place. We talk from time to time. But i think we're just respecting each other's new lives as they are. Shoutouts to Trini as well!
He blows a kiss
ISAIAH WOLFE: Now That’s growth.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Love is a beautiful thing, when it’s right. Sometimes people aren’t meant to be and that’s ok, just as long as the respect is there after.
DALLAS REED: Respect. Absolutely.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile, I’m ready to see what the rest of the season is going to look like. It looks like we’re back to being the most hated amongst the group.
DALLAS REED: Who cares?
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m okay with that title. I rather be the most hated then the most fakest like the rest of them!
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: That’s why it’s just us sitting here and no one else, they can’t sit with us and never will.
CHANEL SNOW: This was cute, I think I needed this.
BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Me too, now can we continue this off the record at like TGI’s or something.
ISAIAH WOLFE: That sounds so good right now.
DALLAS REED: Uber XL? I don’t feel like driving.
CHANEL SNOW: Bet! Alright y’all thank you for listening and also to the people streaming us online, you never know when a KIKI sesh will pop up and who will pop up but please believe we’ll be back. Love y’all and make sure you tune into #theLIFEATL every Saturday 8PM EST on MIL Network. Peace and Love!
The scene fades.