#KiKiSession w/ The Mean Girls

The scene opens up at the MIL Studios Headquarters in Los Angeles, the scene shows the tall standing building shining bright in the sunlight. The scene cuts inside where MIL employees are shown running around handling their own separate tasks and business. The scene cuts to one of the studio set up specifically for the #KiKiSession. Inside Chanel is shown still prepping and getting ready to go live.

CHANEL SNOW: Damn it feels good to sit in this chair again, it’s been awhile.

HAIRDRESSER: And baby your face is beat, and your hair is laid.

CHANEL SNOW: I need to look fabulous, yes this is a radio show but ever since we started streaming on YouTube and Live, I don’t need the girls out there trying to shade me.

HAIRDRESSER: The girls will be shady regardless.

One of the producers makes his way into the room, he motions for the hairdresser to give him and Chanel some alone time.

PRODUCER: Ok, hey Chanel. Thanks for showing up,

CHANEL SNOW: Uhh of course, this is my show.

Chanel chuckles.

CHANEL SNOW: But what’s going on? Dallas just called and said he was parking, but Isaiah hasn’t been heard from since last night so is he still coming?

PRODUCER: Well that’s why I’m here now, Isaiah is coming but unfortunately after filming yesterday we ran into some issues. Now I know you want Brandon here but I don’t think those two will be able coexist in this room today.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow, that’s not real.

PRODUCER: Sadly it is, I can’t give away too much but we have to split the time up between the two just to avoid any issues.

CHANEL SNOW: I’m so confused, and no one reached out to me about what happened.

PRODUCER: Isaiah will come on first and then we’ll have Brandon close the show.

Chanel starts to respond but the producer cuts her off.

PRODUCER: It’s almost time, we’ll have to discuss whatever is on your mind later.

The producer walks off leaving Chanel sitting there a little speechless, she looks down at her phone and sends a text to Brandon. A few minutes go by and both Dallas and Isaiah walk in, the two also get prepped for the show and finally it’s time to go live.

CHANEL SNOW: Bitch, we are back! Let the shade begin!

DALLAS REED: Man it feels good to be back in this chair! Bring on all the shade.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Shade or truth?

CHANEL SNOW: Oh My God! That’s an idea for a game, shade or truth!

ISAIAH WOLFE: I only speak the truth, so if someone takes it as shade then that’s a problem they’ll have to deal with.

DALLAS REED: And that ladies and gentlemen that was a little shady shade.

Dallas chuckles.

CHANEL SNOW: So before we jump into it though, I have to ask what the hell happened the other day? Because I’m kind of confused and sad that our fourth mean girl can’t sit with us right now.

Both Dallas and Chanel look at Isaiah.

ISAIAH WOLFE: We both know that our good dear friend Brandon has a hand and mouth problem.

DALLAS REED: What the fuck happened yo?

CHANEL SNOW: Yes, spill the tea.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Y’all know I can’t say too much about it, but at this point Brandon needs a storyline and as friends he shouldn’t jeopardize our friendship for one.

Chanel’s mouth widens, shocked and confused she just shakes her head.

CHANEL SNOW: We have to fix this.

DALLAS REED: yes man. We can't have trouble in mean girls paradise. That's not how we do it.

CHANEL SNOW: I’ll get Brandon’s side once he gets out here, but honestly is this something repairable?

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t know, nor do I care at this time. We all made a pact that we wouldn’t let this show or celebrity shit tear us apart, you two already know that being on ATL changed a lot of us, it made friendships and broken friendships and still till this day there is still beef.

DALLAS REED: He has a point.

CHANEL SNOW: I was watching reruns of ATL the other day and boy we were a mess.

DALLAS REED: Y'all were.

CHANEL SNOW: I mean some of the clothes we were wearing and the makeup choices, I was appalled.

ISAIAH WOLFE: We were broke in the beginning.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh honey I’ve never been broke, I got more money now but a bitch always had a coin.

DALLAS REED: Yes you can keep the broke shit over there. I was always fly.

Dallas smirks, licking his lips and rubbing had waves

CHANEL SNOW: But no shade Isaiah you’ve been catty, petty, and litty on social media these last few days, like what’s the tea?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Look you already know I’m not the type to hold back on anything. People can’t take my honesty sometimes and whose fault is that? Every time I log online I see a bitch complaining about me, I’m not thinking about these hoes.

CHANEL SNOW: Chile they must be thinking about you.

DALLAS REED: Now Isaiah you know ya shady ass always stirring the pot...just a little.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I mean hey, it’s fun. We’re here to make a show.

CHANEL SNOW: I’m kind of happy I didn’t sign up this season, promos been dropping all week and it’s saying “the season of betrayal.” Now that’s kind of scary to hear.

DALLAS REED: I mean it's definitely a lot. But I usually mind my business.

ISAIAH WOLFE: That’s what it seems like, I mean Dallas knows so far this season has been a mess, and we aren’t even finished.

DALLAS REED: it's sad when ppl try to intentionally sabotage another person

CHANEL SNOW: Ok well we need to start talking about what we've seen, what the hell is going on with Chase and Jaser?

Isaiah laughs.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Girl, that whole situation is a hot ass mess. I don’t know why everyone was so shocked and sad the two broke up, I keep telling y’all you cannot turn a hoe into a house husband and it’s sad Chase had to find out the hard way.

Chanel almost spits her juice out.

CHANEL SNOW: Baby, no you didn’t.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I sure did. You already know I do not care for that boy and really don’t even want to talk about him, he isn’t on the show, Thank God MIL didn’t ask him or his bum ass friend back because I probably wouldn’t have signed on, you know I’m always they’re storyline or apart of they’re storyline and I just did not have the energy in me to deal with it, especially since I have this new issue going on.

DALLAS REED: yall just need to fuck and get it over

Dallas chuckles

CHANEL SNOW: Well I want to know what happened, I mean Jaser is a friend of mine so I would have just asked but I felt like it wasn’t my place.

Chanel shrugs.

CHANEL SNOW: I was going to call Chase later in the show, he’s on the list of people to hit up. So I’ll make sure to get some of the tea then, but baby I was shocked because those two were always so lovey dovey.

ISAIAH WOLFE: More like fakey fakey.

DALLAS REED:I thought it was real.

CHANEL SNOW: But ummm you’ve been seen out with Prynceton lately and I mean sitting next to you is his ex, soooo? I’m trying to figure out what you are going through Isaiah.

Chanel laughs giving him the side eye.

ISAIAH WOLFE: When Prynceton and Dallas were together we were friends so my friendship with Prynceton never ended, plus we aren’t fucking. Don’t be messy Chanel!

CHANEL SNOW: Whaaaa I just asked a question.

DALLAS REED: That boy can do whatever he wants. I usually mind my business. Prynce seems to be on a lil revenge path or a get back at me path but I pay it dust. I'm happy where I'm at and he should be too.

CHANEL SNOW: Well speaking of Prynceton… We have him on the line. You're on with the Mean girls. Heyyy Prynceton.

PRYNCETON WELLS: What's good. What's good?

Dallas rolls his eyes.

CHANEL SNOW: We were just talking about you.

PRYNCETON WELLS: I bet.

Prynceton chuckles.

PRYNCETON WELLS: Hopefully all good things.

CHANEL SNOW: Everything is good on our end but what about you?

PRYNCETON WELLS: I’m chillin, no complaints here.

CHANEL SNOW: Are you happy to do another season of the life?

PRYNCETON WELLS: Mixed feelings forreal, this time around things are a little different.

DALLAS REED: You can say that again.

PRYNCETON WELLS: Tuh.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Well this got awkward.

DALLAS REED: Only cause you just made it awkward.

PRYNCETON WELLS: Nah I think everyone knows what’s going on here, we just can’t really speak on it. But I’ll let the people watch this season and y’all can see everything that went down.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Sounds exciting.

PRYNCETON WELLS: You already know it is.

DALLAS REED: I bet.

Dallas rolls his eyes, he removes one of the pieces to the ear set away from his ear and leans back in his chair.

DALLAS REED: Y’all can continue this.


CHANEL SNOW: Well look Prynceton I appreciate you calling in and I can’t wait to see what you bring this season.

Chanel disconnects the line.

CHANEL SNOW: Whew the tension, anyway! I’m surprised to see Carlos back too, his leave was very dramatic.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Carlos is a nice dude, I don’t see why everyone has an issue with him. We all know what this show can do and cause in our lives so instead of everyone being against each other, like fix this shit and move on.

Isaiah shrugs.

ISAIAH WOLFE: But I guess that wouldn’t be good TV huh?

DALLAS REED: You hit the nail on the coffin, Chanel drop one of them bombs.

Chanel hits the button that makes the sound of a bomb dropping.

CHANEL SNOW: Facts!

Chanel looks down at her phone and notices Brandon calling her, she answers and puts him on speaker.

CHANEL SNOW: BOY WHERE ARE YOU? I got you on speaker by the way.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Outside in the parking lot, the producers and security scared I’m going to come in there and beat Isaiah ass.

Chanel shakes her head and Isaiah rolls his eyes.


BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I’m not worried about that boy or his desperate antics to be on the show, I keep telling them that I can come in there, be cordial and then beat his ass after the show.

Brandon laughs on the phone.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I’m joking, but this is crazy.

CHANEL SNOW: I believe that you can be calm, I have a seat right next to me for you.

Chanel listens on the phone as Brandon argues back and forth with security and the producers. After a few words back and forth, producers finally let Brandon go join the rest of the crew.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I’ll see you in a second.

Brandon disconnects the call.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I really don’t trust him, you know Brandon can be really sneaky.

DALLAS REED: One thing about Brandon, is he's going to tell you when he is coming for you. No shade

CHANEL SNOW: I think he’ll be cool, it’s not much you guys can discuss about this season anyway so this wouldn’t be the time to act up.

DALLAS REED: big facts

ISAIAH WOLFE: But bitch what’s been up with you since we last saw you on the show? You’ve been MIA too on social media, what’s the tea?

CHANEL SNOW: Baby staying out of drama and collecting a check, LadyBoy is doing amazing and I’ve been doing shows here and there, so a girl stays booked and busy.

Chanel snaps her fingers

CHANEL SNOW: I’ve also been planning my wedding to Rico, I’m waiting for MIL to cut that check for a wedding special.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Okkkaayy

DALLAS REED: As long as you know the mean girls will be right there beside you at the wedding

CHANEL SNOW: We're shooting for a wedding in August but I’ll give you guys the info once I know.

Brandon finally makes it to the studio, he walks inside and heads straight for Chanel and Dallas giving them both a hug, he doesn’t even acknowledge Isaiah.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I’m here, the show can finally start.

CHANEL SNOW: Chile we’ve been going for a while now, anyway so happy you can finally join us.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I mean I would have came earlier but for some reason producers were blocking, well I know the reason but we can’t get into that just yet.

CHANEL SNOW: We should.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: No, I rather me not get upset and have to be a bitch ass.

Isaiah chuckles.

ISAIAH WOLFE: And whose ass would that be?

Brandon slowly turns and looks at Isaiah, a smirk on his face Brandon stares straight into Isaiah’s face.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Sweetie, you know I’m not the one to cross, I will have you missing so don’t try me in this little cubicle because you have nowhere to hide, neither Dallas or Chanel will jump in and for that reason I’m trying to be polite and save you a trip to the hospital.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Why are you so mad?

Brandon rolls his eyes, he turns and looks at both Chanel and Dallas.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: So listen, I don’t mind any of my friends befriending people I’m not cool with, that’s okay. My issue is keeping my name and my business out of y’all’s personal conversations, that’s all I ask. If you want to run around with the fake then cool, just know going forward our relationship has changed.

CHANEL SNOW: I know you two really can’t talk about it, but can’t this friendship be repaired like Forreal? We are a family, crew.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I admit that something's happened that shouldn’t and I take ownership of that. I want Brandon and I to fix this.

Brandon brushes Isaiah off.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Next topic.

CHANEL SNOW: Ummm well this is awkward, this won’t be a good show if we have people going against each other, I’m here for the shade but we are family.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Girl go on somewhere with that, even family will do you wrong.

DALLAS REED: Ain't that the truth.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Can we get to the next call?

CHANEL SNOW: Let's call Chase now.

Chanel looks at the piece of paper with everyone’s name on it and calls Chase, after a few rings he answers.

CHANEL SNOW: Waguan my little Chinese muffin?

CHASE LIU: I’m dead. But what’s up?

CHANEL SNOW: Chile you tell us, we see you all over social media showing body and ass, you okay boo?

CHASE LIU: I’m living life.

ISAIAH WOLFE: As you should.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: I’m kind of over you and Jaser breaking up, I thought y’all was a cute couple.

CHASE LIU: We were …

Chase pauses.

CHASE LIU: But this is what he wants, I’m not talking about that big anymore, I’m over the situation.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t blame you and trust he isn’t someone to boast about anyway.

CHASE LIU: Now I won’t sit here and bash him, we had our good times but like I said before the way he went about things was just whack to me.

CHANEL SNOW: Can you tell us anything about the season? Like what can we expect from you?

CHASE LIU: A fun single and determined Chase is what you’ll get, I’m actually excited about filming minus the small bullshit involving me.

DALLAS REED: We want to know what’s going on with you and Micah tho? We see y’all all boo’d up at these events.

CHASE LIU: I love Micah, but as a friend. He’s been really good to me, he’s had my back throughout this whole breakup but we are not hooking up, I promise you that.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Even if you were shit we wouldn’t care Micah fine as hell.

Chanel laughs agreeing with Isaiah.

CHANEL SNOW: I’m engaged, I can’t talk like that.

CHASE LIU: But I think this season will be different for sure, with old faces and new faces on the cast it’ll be a fun journey.

CHANEL SNOW: I appreciate you picking up boo, and next session you need to pull up and spill some tea.

CHASE LIU: I got you.

Chase giggles, he disconnects the call.

CHANEL SNOW: He’s adorable.

DALLAS REED: never really got the chance to hang out with him like that but he seems cool

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: He is a cutie, I need to call and check on Jaser though and see how he’s holding up, everyone so concerned about Chase but damn what’s going on with Jaser?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Who cares!

DALLAS REED: I like Jaser. He ain't never done nothing to me.

Brandon rolls his eyes, ignoring Isaiah's response.

CHANEL SNOW: London just text me and said to hit him up, he’s ready now.

Chanel dials London’s number, the phone rings a few times and London answers.

LONDON CARTER•KING: Cheeelllooo…

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Bestfriend, what you doing?

CHANEL SNOW: Heeeey London.

LONDON CARTER•KING: What’s up y’all? Heey Chanel, Hey Brandon. I see producers let you sit with everyone today, that’s good.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Boy, they thought I was about to come here and act a fool.

Brandon smirks.

LONDON CARTER•KING: I’m glad you didn’t, we want this season to actually happen.

London chuckles.

CHANEL SNOW: London! I’m so happy your back on the show, how much money they cut to get you back saweetie?

LONDON CARTER•KING: Not enough, but I’m doing it for me and the fans not the money.

ISAIAH WOLFE: You better than me.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: A lot of people are.

LONDON CARTER•KING: Y’all chill.

CHANEL SNOW: I heard a lot is going down with you this season, can we get a little tea?

LONDON CARTER•KING: Ummm all I can say is that you don’t want to miss this season at all, everyone has grown in different ways while others hasn’t but either way it’s still going to be good.

CHANEL SNOW: Can we possibly see a reconciliation between you and Carlos?

LONDON CARTER•KING: Ha, when pigs motherfucking fly, that’s when you’ll see that but girl you already know I don’t discuss that individual.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Period.

LONDON CARTER•KING: And Isaiah, some advice to you, it’s cool to befriend whoever you choose, but tread lightly with that one and make sure your friend's business stays with you.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Too late.

CHANEL SNOW: BRANDON!

Brandon shrugs.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Whatever, anyway thanks London.

CHANEL SNOW: So I guess we're having the premiere party at LadyBoy, right London?

Chanel clears her throat

LONDON CARTER•KING: Of course, I was just about to say that.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Bestfriend, let everyone know how baby Arza and the hubby is doing?

LONDON CARTER•KING: Everyone’s good, Anthony is actually sitting next to me now.

CHANEL SNOW: HEEEEY ANTHONY!

LONDON CARTER•KING: He sends his love, but we’re actually out on a date right now so I’ll have to hit y’all up later. But definitely premiere night at LadyBoy, and Brandon I’ll talk to you later.

CHANEL SNOW: Bye boo.

Everyone else says bye and London disconnects the call.

CHANEL SNOW: Whew Chile, I’m a little drain.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Yes I’m ready to go, the energy in this room just isn’t for me and I have plans anyway.

DALLAS REED: Excuse us.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Run along girl.

Isaiah ignores Brandon and waves to Chanel, he drops the ear phones on the table and exits the room.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Good riddance.

CHANEL SNOW: Brandon stop, I know y’all not getting along right now but who knows that may change.

Brandon rolls his eyes.

DALLAS REED: Sorry Chanel but the way Isaiah is moving right now is a bit messy.

BRANDON YOUNG•ANDREWS: Facts!

CHANEL SNOW: Look we’ll talk about it off the air, ladies and gentleman, that it’s for the KiKi Session, thank you for tuning in.

The three sit and continue a conversation un-mic’d and the scene fades.