#theLIFEAfterShow S9

AKASHA MONROE: Everyone welcome to #theLIFE After Show, and tonight I was asked to make a special appearance and sit down with this two lovely gentleman to discuss tonight’s episode, maybe after tonight we’ll spill some tea, get some tea and possibly read a chick.



Akasha giggles as scenes from tonight's episode play on the screen. “Got Til It's Gone” By Janet Jackson plays in the background as images and videos show the positive but also the negative of the episode, the scene cuts back to Akasha who is sitting with Carlos and Isaiah.

AKASHA MONROE: That video alone tells me that our conversations tonight should be interesting.

Isaiah nods.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I wonder why it took MIL so long to do after shows, all the seasons we’ve been through and it's just now happening.

CARLOS TORREZ: They slow up there in the executive office.

AKASHA MONROE: Whoa boys, play nice. The show just started.

Akasha smiles.

AKASHA MONROE: But honestly I am honored to be here tonight, I’ve been a fan of the show since season one so sitting here with you guys is everything.

CARLOS TORREZ: People think we don’t notice or acknowledge the fans but we do, honestly without people like you the show wouldn’t have lasted as long so trust you are appreciated.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Just keep it neutral boo.

AKASHA MONROE: Oh trust me, I will. But let’s jump right into it, I want to talk about the party first, I’m sure everyone wants to hear about that since both of you guys were actually there to experience it.

Isaiah rolls his eyes, he lets out a soft grunt.

CARLOS TORREZ: I guess you want me to start huh?

Carlos laughs as the scene cuts to a short video clip from the party, the scene shows Carlos and Isaiah arriving along with Arden Cho which causes a stir inside the party, the package rolls and then cuts back to the three.

AKASHA MONROE: Honestly I don’t judge Brandon’s reaction because at that moment he felt disrespected.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Already showing favoritism.

AKASHA MONROE: No, I just think he felt disrespected and if I felt that way honestly I don’t know what my reaction would be.

CARLOS TORREZ: I think his reaction shows his guilt, Brandon isn’t squeaky clean and I think this season a lot of his secrets came to light and like a coward he ran and quit the show.

AKASHA MONROE: So Brandon is really done with the show?

CARLOS TORREZ: Who knows, London quit every other season and here he is filming another season so it could be all talk, but trust he won’t be missed. Brandon has always been the aggressor on the show, everyone knows we are going to be put in situations that we may not like or comfortable with but a violent reaction shouldn’t always be the solution to the problem.

Carlos shrugs.

CARLOS TORREZ: I mean were what, 9 seasons in of this show if you count all the franchises together and he still hasn’t learned how to react like AN ADULT, that's sad to me.

AKASHA MONROE: Maybe he feels like he has something to prove, I don’t know. I’ve watched all the seasons and honestly Brandon is one of my favorite of the cast and I get he has his moments but I think you all have had them, I mean if I can remember from season one the fight between you and London at the reunion was like iconic.

CARLOS TORREZ: More like pathetic and til this day London still has a grudge against me but I’m not giving him any clout anymore, he still can’t sit down with me one on one and really hash out our issues. I’ve known London for years even before the show and this so-called fake “beef” that we have shouldn’t have dragged this long.

AKASHA MONROE: Well you did discuss his personal relationship a lot and if i can recall you brought someone onto the show to possibly destroy his marriage, lets be real here Carlos you aren’t an angel either so i think a lot of these guys have valid reasons of why they don’t like you and I’m sure you have valid reasons also.

Carlos sits there for a second, he doesn’t respond to Akasha.

AKASHA MONROE: I’m just saying.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I get what you're saying, and when I rewatched this episode and watched that scene it kind of made me cringe, I think this season I really did play the bad guy because I was angry and I still am.

AKASHA MONROE: Brandon probably felt set up.

CARLOS TORREZ: Now you’re talking crazy, SET UP? Nah he was there with a whole entourage and security was there to save his ass, Isaiah was invited and he was allowed to bring guests.

AKASHA MONROE: Not guests, but a plus one.

CARLOS TORREZ: Look at the end of the day everyone is grown, we came there to show support and also to show that there’s no beef on this end.

AKASHA MONROE: If you say so, anyway let's check out this next scene from tonight's episode with Sean and his boo.

The scene cuts to a video package that shows clips of Sean’s scene from episode 3, the scene cuts back to Akasha, Carlos and Isaiah.

ISAIAH WOLFE: The only thing I can do is shake my head.

CARLOS TORREZ: He’s better than me because my friend wouldn’t have approached my dude, I would have. My friend probably would have to hold me back. But in reality he asked to be in that situation so he should be prepared for what he may encounter.

AKASHA MONROE: Well what I got from the situation is he is so ok with their open relationship because that's what it is, there’s no need to sugarcoat anything. But what I think he was upset with is the fact Dre’ didn’t tell him that he was going on a date.

ISAIAH WOLFE: But the question is do you have to tell your partner that information? I think if you agree to an open relationship that the person should already know that there will be other people.

AKASHA MONROE: But a conversation should be had so the other person doesn’t end up in situations like this, it's common sense and respect that plays a part here.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I’ve been in a situation like this before, and trust me it's not cool but I’m a strong individual and I bounce back quick.

CARLOS TORREZ: I like Sean but I was kind of disappointed with him in that scene, i just thought he was stronger than that and right there he looked like a punk.

AKASHA MONROE: Oh well damn.

Akasha shakes her head.

AKASHA MONROE: Isaiah I was curious to get your reaction to Dallas and how he reacted to you bringing Carlos and Arden.

CARLOS TORREZ: Correction, I brought Arden.

AKASHA MONROE: I mean you were his plus one, technically if you wanted to bring a guest you should have run that by the hosts.

CARLOS TORREZ: Well again I didn’t think Brandon and his crew would react the way they did but it doesn’t matter now.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Just to answer your question it didn’t shock me Dallas reacted the way he did, he’s a follower so he blows where the wind blows. It’s crazy cuz we had a closer bond than him and Brandon but he decided to take Brandon’s side instead of staying neutral.

AKASHA MONROE: I think he had a valid reason to be upset.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Well it doesn’t matter now, I see where his loyalty stands so it doesn’t bother me whether we move or not, he should focus less on my relationship and more on his own because their home isn’t cleaned either.

CARLOS TORREZ: Preach!

The scene cuts to the next scene showing Micah and Tommii in the studio, after the clip the scene cuts back to the three.

AKASHA MONROE: I just want to know where #theLIFE is finding all these fine men at?

CARLOS TORREZ: Some of them from the homeless shelter.

AKASHA MONROE: Oop, the shade.

ISAIAH WOLFE: But we probably shouldn’t have that discussion, we don’t want to air out anyone’s business.

AKASHA MONROE: Well you kind of already did, you opened that can of worms darling so spill the beans.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Nah, I think they’ve embarrassed themselves enough this season, just pay attention.

AKASHA MONROE: Y’all are definitely trying to start a social media war tonight, I can already see it.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Well that normally happens when people can’t handle the truth, especially when it's about themselves.

AKASHA MONROE: Were getting off track guys, the shade is too good. Anyway what did y’all think about the conversation between Tommii and Micah?

ISAIAH WOLFE: It proved what I thought was true.

AKASHA MONROE: And what is that?

ISAIAH WOLFE: That Micah and Chase are hooking up, well they’ve been hooking up months now.

CARLOS TORREZ: I’ll just stay out of that one, I really don’t know them dudes.

AKASHA MONROE: Wait! Wait! Wait a damn minute, months huh? The breakup between Jaser and Chase hasn’t been that long ago.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I wish I had some tea to sip right now, my mouth is a little dry.

AKASHA MONROE: Oh wow, part of me was like “well maybe they did” but the other part of me felt like they were only “friends”.

CARLOS TORREZ: In the gay world, “Only friends” mean we fucked, fucking are were going to fuck. That’s just what it is.

AKASHA MONROE: I’ll definitely watch my timeline tonight because the shots y’all throwing will get a response, I’m sure.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Shots fired.

AKASHA MONROE: I’m loving this Asani girl, she’s so pretty.

The scene shows clips from Asani’s scene with Tizzy, the scene cuts back to the three.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Boy I tell you these doctors are amazing when it comes to body sculpting and changing someone's appearance.

Akasha fake coughs after hearing the shade thrown by Isaiah.

AKASHA MONROE: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with a little nip and tuck.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh I never said anything was wrong with it, trust me when I say she looks great but just know she didn’t get there without a little help, I ain’t mad at her though.

CARLOS TORREZ: I’ve met her in passing, you can tell she really loves herself. Take that how you want!

AKASHA MONROE: I noticed her getting a little comfortable with Micah at the party, I mean those two were boo’d up in the background.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Wouldn’t surprise me, when you put community dick and pussy together I’m sure it is a comfortable feeling.

Akasha fake falls out of her chair to the ground.

AKASHA MONROE: I’m dead, bury me now and write my obituary.

Isaiah laughs.

ISAIAH WOLFE: We’re just having fun right, duh.

AKASHA MONROE: What do you think about her being a part of the cast?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Correction, she is an extra and I guess it’s okay when she does have a scene. I don’t think her life is as popping as she portrays it to be.

Isaiah pauses for a second.

ISAIAH WOLFE: But she’s a sweet girl though.

AKASHA MONROE: Baby you just threw the whole damn shade tree at her and then sat here and said she was a sweet girl, I’m confused.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Well she’s been desperately trying to get onto the show for a while now from what I was told, but her life wasn’t that grand so it took her sometime and some help from Br’yan Tilly who is barely on the show too and that’s just facts. I’m throwing shade at her, I won’t take away that she’s a pretty girl and sweet but babygirl your life is to dry sweetie, taking sexy pictures and videos will only get you so far, I hope she’s using this platform to build an empire because she can’t be a social media model for the rest of her life.

AKASHA MONROE: Oh wow, moving on shall we.

CARLOS TORREZ: Yes please because this man has just ended this girl's whole existence.

ISAIAH WOLFE: We saw her for 5 minutes on tonight's episode, that says enough.

AKASHA MONROE: I like her, I’m hoping we’ll see her more on the other episodes.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Nothing wrong with hoping, but just be prepared to be disappointed. I mean I don’t work for production or editing but I’m sure her scenes are kept to a minimum.

CARLOS TORREZ: OH M GOD [Carlos laughs] can we please move on, ha!

AKASHA MONROE: Yes, anyway! Let’s talk about the fashion at the party, I think all you guys looked great. I saw you Carlos sporting that Gucci.

CARLOS TORREZ: Gucci down to my socks, trust everything I own and wear is expensive and I knew I had to stunt on them hoes at the party.

AKASHA MONROE: Ha, silly.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I liked my little outfit, the shirt was Versace, shoes by Steve Madden and my jeans were true religion. I just knew I was the finest man in the room, I wasn’t worried about what anyone else was wearing.

AKASHA MONROE: Let’s take a look at some of the looks from the party and tonight’s episode.

The scene shows clips of what some of the cast were wearing throughout the episode, some labels while others kept it comfortable. The scene cuts back to the three.

AKASHA MONROE: I think everyone pulled off good looks, even though ones that kept it casual.

CARLOS TORREZ: I think some stepped their games up, there’s a few that still need a little work, maybe hire some better stylists.

AKASHA MONROE: Care to name drop?

CARLOS TORREZ: I’ll keep it cute tonight, I’m already the bad guy so If I speak my mind then I’ll be the target for an attack on social media tonight.

AKASHA MONROE: True.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Shit you know I don’t care, I’ll name drop. But I think everyone kills it when it comes to their outfits, because they know the gays are going to talk and everyone wants to look fly for tv, that’s why some of these people are homeless because they spend their checks on fashion and not paying their rent.

AKASHA MONROE: Do you want to see me fall out to the floor again, stop it.

Isaiah shrugs.

AKASHA MONROE: Did y’all notice the shade Adyn and Chase threw at each other in their confessionals?

ISAIAH WOLFE: That normally happens when you're hitting the same dude at the same time, and still hitting them.

Isaiah winks toward the camera.

AKASHA MONROE: You must have an extended clip loaded tonight.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh baby when I shoot, I don’t miss.

AKASHA MONROE: Adyn just recently ended it with Israel, I think it was episode one it happened.

ISAIAH WOLFE: You can’t share men and be friends, it doesn’t work that way.

AKASHA MONROE: Bye Isaiah, leave the stage.

Akasha laughs.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m just saying, all season both of them have mentioned that man’s name knowing that man community dick too, he even tried to talk to me on the low.

AKASHA MONROE: Did y’all …..in your words “hit”?

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t kiss and tell on my bodies, but Israel and I are friends which makes a lot of people mad, but oh well.

Isaiah sticks his tongue out at the camera and the scene cuts to clips of Adyn and Chase throwing shade at each other in their confessionals, the scene cuts back to the three.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Like I said, y’all can’t hit the same dude and expect to be friends. The proof was just in that package was just saw, them two jealous of each other.

CARLOS TORREZ: Israel looking like the man right now, both of them dudes fine though.

Isaiah rolls his eyes.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I guess.

AKASHA MONROE: Well look you guys, I had fun with y’all tonight even though you two were a little shady but I guess that comes with being on this show. I can’t wait to see what the rest of the season is going to throw our way.

CARLOS TORREZ: More drama.

ISAIAH WOLFE: My stuff will be positive, well some of it.

AKASHA MONROE: I’ll be tuning in for sure and thank you to everyone out there watching the after show and gagging along with us at everything that went down. Everyone stay safe!


“They Don’t Know” by Jon B plays in the background and the credits start to roll until the scene fades.