KiKi Session w/ The Mean Girls • #theLIFENY 🌃 AFTER SHOW

CHANEL SNOW: Wow, it’s been a minute since we’ve sat in this chair.

DALLAS REED: When you think about it, its only been a few months

CHANEL SNOW: Long enough.

DALLAS REED: Why couldn’t we do this one witBrandon first? I honestly don’t want to see Isaiah especially since he decided not to show up to the virtual reunion.

CHANEL SNOW: Well when he gets here, let’s ask him.

The scene opens up inside of MIL Studios, Chanel and Dallas are both shown sitting in their seats, Dallas who is already annoyed leans back in his seat kicking his feet up on the table while Chanel sits there playing on her phone, the producer walks in and greets the two.

PRODUCER: Isaiah just arrived so he should be up shortly, once he gets settled then we’ll go live.

CHANEL SNOW: Great!

PRODUCER: Promise me we won’t have any issues today, we just want to get through this without any altercations or problems.

CHANEL SNOW: I’m good on my end.

DALLAS REED: I’m always good. I won’t start nothing. And as long as he act right, I won’t have to finish anything.

The scene cuts to the main entrance to the building, Isaiah walks in wearing a muscle shirt and a pair of gray sweats, he removes his glasses and hat and makes his way inside the studio where Dallas and Chanel are already sitting. He walks over and greets Chanel with a hug, he places glasses and hat on the table and takes a seat not even acknowledging Dallas.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Sorry I’m late, traffic was a bitch getting over here.

CHANEL SNOW: It’s cool, you're here now so that’s all that matters, but first are you two going to speak to each other?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh, umm Hey Dallas.

Isaiah tosses his hand up giving off a week “Hi.” He reaches for his headset and places them on top of his head. Dallas ignores him and looks to Chanel as he puts his headset on.

DALLAS REED: We ready to start the show?

PRODUCER: Ok, let’s get started.

The producer exits the room and motions for them to begin.

CHANEL SNOW: Hey World, it’s ya girl Chanel Snow the OG of #theLIFEATL and I’m sitting here with my good friends Isaiah Wolfe and Dallas Reed, you know the originals of the mean girls and we couldn’t have a KiKi Session without the originals, say hey y’all.

ISAIAH WOLFE: World what’s going on?

DALLAS REED: What up. What up! It’s the OG sex siren. Daddy Dallas in the building. Shout out to Brandon who unfortunately can't be here with us tonight. But will thankfully be here next week to chop it up with the crew.

CHANEL SNOW: Now before we get into everything that’s coming up, we have to address the elephant in the room and that’s you guys relationship. Now as you all know we all were very close on our seasons, we hung on and off camera and even built a close bond that I thought would never break.

Chanel sighs.

CHANEL SNOW: But something went wrong. So I kind of want to see if I can play mediator and get down to the bottom of what happened and what we could do to fix this.

ISAIAH WOLFE: It’s non fixable, my so called friends minus you Chanel all turned on me, that’s what happened.

DALLAS REED: Man get the fuck outta here. Aint nobody turn on you. You literally got bent out of shape because you bought a OP to my crib and I called you out on it. A real friend should be able to call their real friend out on their shit and they not act like a pussy about it.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I mean it wasn’t your place or business to be involved, that’s how I see it. My little situationship with Carlos shouldn’t have affected you or Brandon.

DALLAS REED: My nigga Brandon is my friend. Im sure if it was the other way around and we brought around somebody that did some fuck shit to you, you would feel a way. So cut the bullshit. Either we gon be real her or we can fuck this and keep it moving with the show. I’m here for a check. He already said it wasnt fixable. So fuck the shit

Dallas chuckles angrily as he takes a sip of his drink.

CHANEL SNOW: Well as Dallas said earlier unfortunately Brandon made it known that he wasn’t going to do the KiKi Session if Isaiah was involved.

ISAIAH WOLFE: His loss, moving on. He’ll be here next week to keep my seat warm and then I’ll be back to close the show out because in reality it started with just the three of us, he was just lucky enough to be added to the equation every once in a while.

DALLAS REED: And he was also lucky enough to stay loyal to the squad.

CHANEL SNOW: I do wish he could be here with us tonight to enjoy this moment, I mean we’re discussing tonight’s premiere of a new city for #theLIFE and it would only be right for him to be here.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Well I’m here, so can we get into the show? I’m tired of being blamed, ok I made a mistake with the whole Carlos situation but to cancel me out like I’ve never been loyal to y’all is just crazy to me all because I wanted a little love, I let that man manipulate me and at least my friends can do is yes correct me when I’m wrong but to also be there for me at my darkest moment.

CHANEL SNOW: Wow, that was deep.

Chanel looks at Dallas.

CHANEL SNOW: Show some compassion now, maybe if I talk to Brandon I can kind of convince him to possibly show up the last KiKi and sit down with all of us.

DALLAS REED: But that’s the thing. Nobody said he couldn’t do him. Look at me and my nigga and how we got together. That shit wasn't necessarily picture perfect. I'm just saying dont bring him around when you know it's gonna be some shit.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Look at it from my point of view, Brandon is married, Chanel is engaged and your in a committed relationship with Jalen and what am I? I’m just here. I had a relationship with a man who tried to expose me and say I gave him a STD, another dude who basically used me to climb the social ladder and now once again I’m the single one out whose friends want nothing to do with him.

Isaiah starts to tear up, Chanel notices the water in his eyes and she leans over and comforts him. Dallas rolls his eyes.

DALLAS REED: I can’t sit here and act like I feel sorry for him. You know what you did. And we didnt write you off, you did. I said when you was ready to stop acting like a lil bitch we could have talked. My number aint changed bruh. If you wanna work on the friendship then lets do it. But stop tryna make us feel sorry for you when you know that shit was foul. Thats all im saying man

CHANEL SNOW: Well I think it’s good that you two are talking now and I’m here to help keep the conversation civilized. We all have been friends a long time and I know Brandon will probably kill me for this but I think he should sit down and listen to what you have to say to and without the drama.

Isaiah turns and looks at Dallas.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I apologize for bringing Carlos to your house and disrespecting not only you but your home, your relationship and the friendship you share with me and Brandon. I hope one day we can go back to being how we were.

CHANEL SNOW: Awww.

Chanel looks over at Dallas clearing her throat. Dallas rolls his eyes and chuckles

DALLAS REED: Its always love on my end bruh. Mean girls for life. Even when you acting like a lil bioth.

CHANEL SNOW: So why didn’t you go to the reunion?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Because I knew I was wrong and I was embarrassed, I didn’t want to face everyone and I knew I was going to be a target. Plus I rather have the conversation off camera and in person rather than a zoom meeting.

CHANEL SNOW: Virtual reunion.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Whatever.

DALLAS REED: I can actually respect that.

CHANEL SNOW: Well I’m glad you two got the chance to talk and hopefully we won’t have any issues in the future but let’s get down to business, baby the premiere of NY was amazing, I think I love everyone on the cast so far.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I think production did good with the cast, but I’m sure the crazy ones will pop out soon.

DALLAS REED: Its definitely one of the most cultured seasons we have. But its New York so that was kinda to be expected

CHANEL SNOW: So who are you guys interested in the most?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Shit that’s a hard one, honestly Amonte reminds me of me, just the whole personality and attitude.

CHANEL SNOW: Yeah I can see that, fancy and think he’s above everything.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Wow.

DALLAS REED: She does have a point.

He chuckles

DALLAS REED: No shade. But come on. You said it.

Chanel reaches for her water bottle and takes a sip.

CHANEL SNOW: That Cadence dude is a little mysterious, I think he might be the troublemaker of the show.

DALLAS REED: Everybody always say that about “alternative” black people. He prolly cool as shit. And he prolly know where the good ganga at.


ISAIAH WOLFE: Him or Zuma, they both seem thirsty for attention. I’m not on social media anymore but from what I’ve heard Zuma is like an undercover porn star.

CHANEL SNOW: Ooop, how the hell did he ge casted for the show?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh you ain’t know, them onlyfans stars getting clout and money, I’m surprised Dallas hasn’t popped up with one.

Isaiah chuckles.

CHANEL SNOW: Chy he might have one with Jalen and we just don’t know about it.

DALLAS REED: Shit if jalen was wit it, I would be down. The world should see us make love. Its a beautiful thing.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Nah Jalen would cut his dick off and probably sell it on eBay.

CHANEL SNOW: That’s something I would do, I should put that in my notes so I can remember just in case.

The three laugh.

CHANEL SNOW: I feel bad for Amaya’s brother, I don’t know how the producers got someone who's incarcerated on the show but I’m interested to see how his story plays out, his sister is a true boss though, I heard she be getting all the criminals off.

DALLAS REED: He a lil fine. I cant lie and yall know yall was thinking it

ISAIAH WOLFE: No, you can’t say that. You're practically married!

DALLAS REED: And I love my baby dearly. But that dont mean we dont recognize when somebody look good.

CHANEL SNOW: Speaking of marriage, when the hell is the date? I need to make sure my schedule is clear and I got an outfit since I’ll be the maid of honor.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I guess me being the best man is out huh?

Isaiah frowns playfully. Dallas chuckles

DALLAS REED: UMMMMMMMMM

CHANEL SNOW: Too soon, just be happy you get a chair at the event chile.

DALLAS REED: Nah it’s all love. When Jalen says yes to me. Yall will most definitely be front and center. But this aint about me and him right now. We are talking about New York

CHANEL SNOW: He trying to change the subject on us yall.

ISAIAH WOLFE: He blushing.

DALLAS REED: Of course. Of course. Thats bae tho. Big shouts out to Jae. If you’re listening i cant wait till you get home, love you

He blows a kiss through the microphone

CHANEL SNOW: But back to New York, that boy Geon a little fine too, he remind me of one of those preppy Rich white kids that like to cut up and act rebellious towards his parents, probably good in bed too.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh wow, you went deep.

CHANEL SNOW: I like to give credit when it’s due.

DALLAS REED: That's a lotta credit from a first look. girl

The three laugh

ISAIAH WOLFE: He’s alright, I’ve seen him around actually backstage a few times at a couple events, very chill personality.

CHANEL SNOW: Let me find out you trying to hit.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Oh nah, I think I need to stay single for awhile and find my damn self again, because clearly dating is fucking my life up.

CHANEL SNOW: ain’t that the truth, I think we’ve all ran into that problem before.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I think the dude Keon is cute though, he’s kind of nerdy looking but shit he can lay up with me anytime.

CHANEL SNOW: I thought he was bumping with Zuma?

Isaiah rolls his eyes.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Poor baby he has bad taste in men.

DALLAS REED: Here you go being shady.

Chanel places her hand on her head.

CHANEL SNOW: I can’t with you.

ISAIAH WOLFE: WHAAAAAA? I’m just saying, why go for Payless when you can shop at Gucci.

CHANEL SNOW: Bye Isaiah, I’m cutting your mic off..

DALLAS REED: I second that.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I just remember when we did it our first time we were more classier, we threw our shade but it was a fun shade.

CHANEL SNOW: The damn season just started, you better hope Zuma wasn’t listening.

ISAIAH WOLFE: And if he was? It’s no shade against him but his man, or friend or friends with benefits whatever you want to call their little situationship doesn’t work out then he can slide into my DMs and we can see what happens.

CHANEL SNOW: Shoot your shot chile. But what about Gypan? He’s a cutie.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Honestly I was bored, I just hope he doesn’t think his looks will help him stay on the show that is if they get another season. We all know how this show can be unpredictable and plus ATL had the highest views in MIL history when it debuted.

CHANEL SNOW: I mean those are facts.

ISAIAH WOLFE: And we all contributed to that. I don’t regret doing the show at all, I just won’t do it again.

Isaiah laughs.

DALLAS REED: I think we gotta give him a chance He’s very new to the industry. We all gotta start somewhere. He just happened to fall into a big platform. Hopefully he uses it to his advantage. We’ve seen people come and go from here and what they do after is on them.

CHANEL SNOW: Well I’m working on my own little projects, I might make appearances here and there especially if Dallas needs me but I think I’m done completely.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Word is Season 4 is still happening, so if it does I wonder if the other OGs will return like Trinity or Zeno.

CHANEL SNOW: Trinity is living happily with her man DEVYN, as for Zeno you would have to ask Dallas over there, that was his side piece.

DALLAS REED: HAHA you got jokes. Me and Ze are actually in a really good place. Much better than when things went bad with him, Trinity and I. But as far as if he will be back or not, yall would have to ask him. But he is doing well. He just opened up another gym in Bankhead. So shout outs to him

CHANEL SNOW: I never got the chance to fuck Zeno, that’s depressing.

DALLAS REED: Take it from me… Nevermind. Yall gon think i'm still on him if i give him a compliment.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Ummm does Rico listen to this show?

CHANEL SNOW: Ah duh, he better support me. Anyone tonight we have a couple of the NY stars calling in, we have Zuma, Cadence and Keon calling in tonight.

ISAIAH WOLFE: You know I’m not holding back when asking the questions.

CHANEL SNOW: I know you went, but we actually have Keon on the line now, KEEEEONN BABY, what’s going on?

Static is heard for a couple seconds before Keon starts talking.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Someone must have T•Mobile.

Isaiah chuckles.

KEON CAMP: No I actually have Verizon and it’s raining right now in New York, anyway thanks for having me on. I was kind of nervous doing this because I’ve seen some of the sessions in the past.

CHANEL SNOW: Awe don’t be nervous sweetie, we don’t bite unless you ask us too.

KEON CAMP: First I wanted to say to Isaiah I was listening earlier about what you were saying about Zuma and that wasn’t cool, he’s a good dude.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Did you also catch the part where I paid you a compliment?

KEON CAMP: That’s cool and I’m appreciative but that’s still my guy.

ISAIAH WOLFE: You better protect your man, I hear ya.

DALLAS REED: As he should. But don't pay isaiah any mind. Hes shady to everybody that breaths

ISAIAH WOLFE: You stay out of this.

The three laugh. Dallas throws a balled up piece of paper at Isaiah playfully.

CHANEL SNOW: So tell us about being on the show and filming, this is your first reality show right?

KEON CAMP: This is and trust me it takes time adjusting to all the madness, I’m not use to having cameras in my face all day, I don’t see how you guys did it for three years.

CHANEL SNOW: Trust it took us some time to, we had a lot of edibles and vodka on deck.

ISAIAH WOLFE: That part.

CHANEL SNOW: Can you give us some tea about what’s going down in NY? I know this is the first episode but the way things started off I don’t think I can wait every week for a new episode.

KEON CAMP: Ha, I wish I could but I don’t want to give it away and plus we want you to tune in every week to watch us, we want those views.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh I got my DVR set for NY every Saturday, I don’t want to miss not one episode.

KEON CAMP: I appreciate that, I promise you guys won’t be disappointed.

CHANEL SNOW: Alright Keon we gotta let you go, but I’m sure at one point we’ll all talk again.

KEON CAMP: Thank you.

ISAIAH WOLFE: So our next guest is Cadence, now this is the guy I’ve been wanting to know about with his creepy ass.

CHANEL SNOW: He gives me goth vibes.

Both Chanel and Isaiah giggle, Chanel hits the switch for the line to open up.

CHANEL SNOW: Hey Cadence, thanks for calling in boo.

CADENCE WASHINGTON: Hey Hey! I feel like I’m talking to royalty forreal. What’s good yall?

DALLAS REED: What’s up man. Thanks for checking in.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Cadence I think the question everyone wants to know is do you worship the devil?

CHANEL SNOW: Oh My God Isaiah, stop it.

Cadence chuckles at the question.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m not being mean, just a second ago you said he gives you goth vibes, so I’m just questioning his dark energy that’s all?

CHANEL SNOW: I can’t with you. Go ahead Cadence! You don’t have to answer if you don’t want too.

Cadence chuckles again

CADANCE: Oh nah. It’s all good. To answer your question, I dont worship the devil. For all we know, the devil is a fictional character in a fairy tale book. Interesting piece of reading, the bible. The only god I worship is myself baby.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Ohhhh, ummm! I have no words.

CADENCE WASHINGTON: That was Amonte’s reaction when i pulled it out

He giggles

DALLAS REED: Oh my god. You play.

Isaiah pretends as if he’s about to vomit.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m about to throw up but turned on at the same time, excuse me it’s been a while.

CADENCE WASHINGTON: Trust me. You’d be turned on baby. But you would probably also throw up too. I don't know about your gag reflexes or nothing.

He chuckles as Chanel quickly changes the subject

CHANEL SNOW: Interesting! Well I do worship and believe in Jesus but everyone has their own opinion when it comes to religion, I just didn’t want to make this a topic. Moving on, tell us about being on the show, you come off as a very private person so how does it feel opening up your life to millions of people?

CADENCE WASHINGTON: I wouldnt really say I’m private. I’m just a regular dude. I dont know how to be famous. Im literally only in this for my heart

CHANEL SNOW: Well get ready boy because after this show you’ll be a star, everyone will notice you especially if you make an big impression on the show, and from what I’m seeing on social media you might be one of the fan favorites alongside Zuma and Keon.

CADENCE WASHINGTON: I saw! I was really surprised by that. Most people are scared of me initially or standoffish at first because they dont know how to be around me. But im just chill. I am more than my piercings.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I mean my first impression of you initially was satan worshiper and big dick!

Isaiah shrugs.

CADENCE WASHINGTON: I mean you are right about one thing.

CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow, no more drinking for you Isaiah, anyway speaking of the other cast, are you guys getting along well? Do you have any issues with anyone on the cast or is it too early?

ISAIAH WOLFE: Watch him say tune in and see.

Cadence chuckles at Isaiah

CADENCE WASHINGTON: I mean. That's what they told me. I can’t give away anything. Yall just gotta wait for the preview to drop. But I will say there are some interesting cats on this show man. I definitely had to get ready for these people.

CHANEL SNOW: Tell us about your relationship with Amonte, I mean on social media you guys always seem so hot and cold and then on the tonight’s episode we kind of got a taste of how he feels about you and some of what his family, well his sister Leah feels! Seeing what they said, how did that make you feel?

CADENCE WASHINGTON: Man at the end of the day. Like i said. that ‘s my heart outside my chest. Even if he hates me imma love him till my last breath. Its kinda evident that i dont deserve him. I dont even know why he still rides for me. But i'm gonna try to be the best man I can be for him as long as he does.

CHANEL SNOW: Cadence it was nice talking to you, we have to get Zuma here on the line, but I hope you have fun this season and make the best out of it.

CADENCE WASHINGTON: Word up. Thanks for having me yall. Isaiah…

There is a brief pause on the line.

CADENCE WASHINGTON: Call me when you’re lonely

He chuckles as the group laughs. They disconnect the call. Chanel takes another sip of her water before pulling the mic back to her mouth.

CHANEL SNOW: He seems so down to earth and nice, we can judge someone on how they look on the outside.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Girl save that shit, next caller.

DALLAS REED: Wow. you really are a mean girl Isaiah

CHANEL SNOW: Rude! Anyway next up we have Zuma on the line. Everyone welcome Zuma!

ZUMA: Oh my gawd I can’t believe it. Is this real life? What’s up everybody!

CHANEL SNOW: Now you are the one I’ve been wanting to talk to all night, it’s something about you that has me so obsessed.

ZUMA: Honestly the feelings mutual babe!

CHANEL SNOW: So tell us how did you even find out about the show?

ZUMA: My friend Adyn was on it for a minute so I was watching because of him and it just seemed like a good time.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Fuck all that, the world wants to know do you have a onlyfans and are you a high paid prostitute?

CHANEL SNOW: Damnit Isaiah chill.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Y’all beating around the bush, I mean I know production goes to random clubs seeking out men to appear on these shows but the streets talking and Zuma’s name ain’t too hot in these streets.

ZUMA: it’s hot enough for some people I guess. The right people.

ISAIAH WOLFE: I don’t want you to get offended by the question or anything I was just curious.

ZUMA: You’ll just have to keep being curious and tune in I guess.

CHANEL SNOW: Excuse our friend, sometimes he doesn’t know what to say out of his mouth. Anyway tell us about filming and how it’s changed your life.

ZUMA: Filming has been different than I expected...I didn’t expect my personal life to take as much of a focus as it has but I guess that comes with the territory. It’s been a little crazy but the good outweighs the bad.

CHANEL SNOW: We talked to Keon earlier and he wouldn’t say much but what we do know from seeing the first episode tonight is that you two do have something going on so give us some details boo, don’t leave us hanging like ya man did.

ISAIAH WOLFE: If it’s his man.

ZUMA: Wow Isaiah’s really taking this mean girl shit seriously haha...anyway, Keon and I met a few months before the show started filming...you get to see our relationship evolve during this season but I’ll leave it at that. Don’t wanna give too much away.

CHANEL SNOW: Of course you wouldn’t give us all the tea we wanted but I guess that’s good enough, it’ll keep me watching.

DALLAS REED: I’ll be watching too.

ZUMA: Thank you thank you we all appreciate that!

CHANEL SNOW: Well Zuma it was wonderful chatting with you and just like I told everyone else I hope you guys have fun and it’s okay to be shady but don’t let this get the best of you, it’s supposed to be fun. Remember that!

ZUMA: Chanel you’re an angel thank you I’ll definitely remember that. Y’all have a good one!

Chanel disconnects the call.

CHANEL SNOW: That call with Zuma, boy who does he remind you of?

DALLAS AND ISAIAH WOLFE: BRANDON!

CHANEL SNOW: Yes just a little bit, I think it’s the fire in him and so quick to throw hands.

ISAIAH WOLFE: Yea that’s Brandon all day.

CHANEL SNOW: I’m really excited about this season of #thelife, I think it’s good they finally decided to bring in a new group of people and give us something fresh, something different.

ISAIAH WOLFE: But if it wasn’t for us, it wouldn’t even be a NY. I’m so happy I said yes to being on the show, I remember when the casting call went out, I went to that casting call with thinking I wasn’t going to make it but here I am 3 seasons later with a little radio show saying I had the opportunity to do reality tv and still collect a check, them royalty checks add up.

CHANEL SNOW: Okaaayy!

DALLAS REED: And it’s definitely been good for business. Speaking of yall make sure yall keep watching ya boy. Something big lined up for the OG sex siren. Can talk too much about it here but I can tell yall that a deal is in the works with me and a major underwear company. Yall just gon have to stay tuned to atl to see about that.

CHANEL SNOW: Thanks for tuning in everyone and make sure you watch #theLIFENY airing every Saturday on MIL Network at 8pm, and check us out again with Brandon Young•Andrews airing after episode 3 of #theLIFENY! Goodnight everyone!

DALLAS REED: And We out!

The scene fades.