Post by Moments In Life on Jun 1, 2021 1:50:26 GMT -5
The MEAN GIRLS Presents: The KiKi Session (The Catch Up)
BRANDON YOUNG: Bitch, why are we doing this virtually? The world is opened back up now.
The scene opens up inside everyone’s individual home, Chanel, Brandon, Isaiah, and Dallas all are shown sitting down in different spaces in their home, all on a virtual chat room call to host another episode of “The Kiki Session.” Brandon is shown sipping on some wine while wearing a versace robe with nothing underneath. Isaiah, who is eating some twizzlers is shown wearing a long t-shirt and some fitted shorts. Chanel who is shown wearing a dior sweatsuit, pulls her mirror from off the table and adjusts her lace front and Dallas is shown shirtless with some boy shorts and puma’s on his feet.
CHANEL SNOW: All my bitches look good.
BRANDON YOUNG: You said dress nice, anything Versace is nice bitch.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Period.
DALLAS: Y’all funny, damn I fucking miss y’all. We need to link up soon!
CHANEL SNOW: Do a little mean girls vacation.
BRANDON YOUNG: Let’s go to Jamaica or something.
CHANEL SNOW: Yaaaas island girl.
The four of them all laugh.
CHANEL SNOW: But listen y’all some much has been going on in the MIL universe that we have to address all the gossip, tea and shade.
BRANDON YOUNG: They don’t make them like us anymore.
ISAIAH WOLFE: These new hoes are toxic.
DALLAS: Messy as hell.
CHANEL SNOW: I live it for it, you have to make it fun to watch.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m happy to see ATL returning for another season even though they told us they were done.
CHANEL SNOW: The shade, they could have just said they wanted new blood but no shade after season 3 I was done with the show anyway. I’m eating over here boo!
BRANDON YOUNG: Facts, I told them to make a decision because when I decided to do the last season I was on, I was under the impression I wouldn’t be forced to do certain scenes with people but MIL tried me so I had to officially walk away from the show.
DALLAS: And got your own spin-off.
Chanel snaps her fingers and both Isaiah and Dallas applaud Brandon.
BRANDON YOUNG: And the only #theLIFE cast member that got a spin-off too.
CHANEL SNOW: I hear that.
DALLAS: The new ATL cast look cool though, looks like they’re bringing the heat.
BRANDON YOUNG: I mean look at the shoes they have to feel. You guys basically put ATL on the map.
CHANEL SNOW: Period.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Especially us three, the fan favorites of the show. We could have done away with some of the people on the cast, I don’t know how they made it 3 seasons.
Isaiah chuckles.
CHANEL SNOW: Boy stop being shady, but no really tell us.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You know my mouth has no boundaries but we could have done the show without Legend, Jaser, Riley and to be honest people like Zeno and Miles could have stayed away.
CHANEL SNOW: Ooop don’t do Jaser like that, but once MIL at Kaliyah to the roster I was like “what the hell are y’all doing? The ghetto.”
DALLAS: I don’t understand why y’all never got along?
CHANEL SNOW: She’s thirsty and thrifty and you can’t trust a thirsty hoe.
Chanel shrugs and takes a sip of her drink.
BRANDON YOUNG: I can’t with you.
Brandon places his hand over his mouth covering up his laughs.
CHANEL SNOW: I probably would have said Jaser too but we squashed our little beef, but he was aggy in the beginning.
ISAIAH WOLFE: He’s a clown like his butt buddy Riley.
BRANDON YOUNG: Not butt buddy Chile.
CHANEL SNOW: Rumor is Jaser is supposed to make appearances on season 4.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I mean when the girls need a check they always run back to MIL, his wrestling career failed, lord knows he wasn’t making any money anywhere else so I get why he’s coming back.
CHANEL SNOW: You are shady tonight.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m always shady when I’m talking about broken bitches, but let’s talk about something else because I’m bored and I’m sure we’re boring our viewers.
BRANDON YOUNG: I see Richie Rich brother be turning up on social media, you can tell the relation on their looks but they act completely different.
CHANEL SNOW: Adyn is loud but it seems like Richie Rich was more quiet. But speaking of Richie Rich, how are you two? I know at one point y’all squashed you feud.
BRANDON YOUNG: I wouldn’t even call it a feud, I didn’t like the way he was moving with Drake when we were together. But to be honest I feel like the only reason why Drake chose me at the end was because he couldn’t have Richie Rich.
DALLAS: Damn that’s deep.
Brandon shrugs.
BRANDON YOUNG: It’s the truth.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m really sorry your marriage didn’t work out friend, it broke my heart when I saw you announce the divorce.
BRANDON YOUNG: Broke mines too.
The four sit there silent for a second.
ISAIAH WOLFE: But shit look at the positive side, your business is still thriving and your hot as fuck, dick won’t be hard to find for you.
CHANEL SNOW: Ain't that the truth, it’s dick everywhere boo. Go to the grocery store, you find some dick, go get an oil change and boom some dick.
BRANDON YOUNG: Okay Cynthia Bailey.
CHANEL SNOW: Hey from one fashion model to another, I’m just repeating some good advice.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Stop.
BRANDON YOUNG: If they do another franchise it needs to be international.
CHANEL SNOW: Right stop choosing these ratchet ass cities.
ISAIAH WOLFE: With these ratchet ass hoes haha.
DALLAS: Y’all know you're about to ruffle a couple feathers right, chill.
CHANEL SNOW: It’s all love, this is the Mean Girls Kiki Session.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Duh.
CHANEL SNOW: So we have a couple surprises today and one of them just dialed in. He calls himself the fan favorite of New York but I don’t think the rest of his cast agrees with that.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I live for his bluntness, some folks just can’t handle the truth.
Another screen pops up and on the screen Amonte Jordan is shown wearing a pair of his Amonte Eyewear along with a plain white t-shirt and some champion sweat shorts, he waves into the camera.
AMONTE JORDAN: Hey y’all.
CHANEL SNOW: Mr. Jordan, how are you? I’m so happy you can join us on the Kiki Session.
AMONTE JORDAN: Thank you for having me.
CHANEL SNOW: These last couple of days you’ve been very vocal on social media boo, calling out the majority of your castmates so give us the tea.
Amonte laughs.
AMONTE JORDAN: Sometimes it takes an honest guy like me to tell the truth about some of these frauds out here. As you all know since you’ve done this filming before, we are currently in the middle of filming the second season right now and I just don’t like how some of these frauds are moving.
BRANDON YOUNG: You know the girls will do anything for camera time and a check, let them have fun.
AMONTE JORDAN: I’m all about having fun but be real. People on the show living fraudulent lifestyles and showing off fake relationships that it’s telling the audience a lie, this is supposed to be our real lives, not made up shit for tv.
CHANEL SNOW: Drop names.
AMONTE JORDAN: I don’t really need to do that, I don’t want to be too messy, and I don’t really feel like dragging anyone on social media tonight, I’m trying to change my dragging ways.
Amonte laughs.
BRANDON YOUNG: My brother London is making a couple appearances on this season, how has filming been with him? And don’t be shady to my brother because then I’ll have to step in, no shade.
AMONTE JORDAN: I respect London, he’s a cool guy once you get to know him. I can only say good things about him, he isn’t a part of the fraud bunch.
CHANEL SNOW: What about Todrick and Zuma?
AMONTE JORDAN: Who?
DALLAS: Damn!
Amonte shrugs.
AMONTE JORDAN: I don’t discuss trash.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I guess we know who is a part of the fraud bunch.
AMONTE JORDAN: Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out.
CHANEL SNOW: But isn’t your best friend dating the dude with the frosted tips?
ISAIAH WOLFE: People still wearing that?
Brandon sips his drink and Dallas doesn’t comment.
AMONTE JORDAN: His fashion is horrible, that’s why his clothing line is failing. I don’t get why people who can’t dress or know nothing about fashion try and start clothing lines, it’s like give it the hell up. But to answer your question, sadly my best friend is entertaining him but not for long.
Amonte winks at the camera.
CHANEL SNOW: What do you know?
AMONTE JORDAN: I’m minding my business but tune in, you’ll see.
BRANDON YOUNG: What can you tell us about the new season?
AMONTE JORDAN: The second season will be better than the first, we have new faces, sadly some of the old faces, new beefs, new drama and of course a cast trip. A lot of lies and peoples relationships will be tested and exposed, and it’s about damn time.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile I think y’all trying to take our spot.
AMONTE JORDAN: We already have.
DALLAS: Shady.
AMONTE JORDAN: Hey I can’t help people who are tuning in to watch me and how I live my real true life.
BRANDON YOUNG: NY is lit I can’t lie, I was surprised that the season did so good, I mean we all saw what happened to Chicago and Philly, it was greenlit and then poof it was gone.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Just like that.
CHANEL SNOW: I want to get the tea on this beef you have with Austin and Todrick, that’s the tea the world wants to know.
AMONTE JORDAN: You mean loose butt and meth head.
CHANEL SNOW: Oooh chile, those are some strong allegations.
AMONTE JORDAN: Nah, they're straight facts and trust me the truth will come out. Those two are the worst ones out there pretending to live lavishly and be the greatest people but in reality both of them are lying pieces of shit. Austin has delinquent bills all over New York and Jersey, one of my friends who works for the city told me about it and then Todrick pretending like he’s the best boyfriend but that man out here getting fucked in club bathrooms and hooking up with fellow employees.
Chanel leans back in her chair fanning herself, it's hot on the kiki session.
CHANEL SNOW: Baby I know for a fact I’ll tune in this season.
AMONTE JORDAN: As you should, you don’t want to miss out. But let me get off here because I’m already giving away too much.
Chanel disconnects the call and another pops up. This time Braelyn from Crew Love appears on the screen.
BRANDON YOUNG: BESTEST!!!!
BRAELYN MONROE: HEEEEY BABY FATHER!! Haha, Brandon I miss your face boo.
BRANDON YOUNG: I miss you too, I’m LA right now but you know I’ll come and see you soon.
BRAELYN MONROE: You better boo, anyway thanks y’all for having me.
BRANDON YOUNG: Duh! You should be sitting on this call anyway, but we know your show is coming to an end and how does it feel to finally get another season of Crew Love finished.
BRAELYN MONROE: It's a blessing because we all didn’t think it was going to happen, we have so much footage that we could have used that wasn’t used it's ridiculous.
CHANEL SNOW: Can you tell us why Crew Love has struggled so much?
BRAELYN MONROE: I mean we kind of already addressed that during the season but it was a couple people behind the scenes that didn’t really want to participate or film with certain individuals so it was really hard for us to shoot the show when no one wanted to be involved. It's kind of why the show switched up some of the cast because that was the only way we can continue filming.
ISAIAH WOLFE: No shade to Kylie and her man, I can’t remember his name. But I thought it was random they popped up on the show, did you guys even know each other?
CHANEL SNOW: Kylie has a man? I never knew.
Braelyn laughs.
BRAELYN MONROE: Oh my God Chanel you knew she was engaged to Sam.
CHANEL SNOW: SAM? Never heard of him. But that's wonderful news, I’m happy for her.
BRAELYN MONROE: She’s been engaged to him for a couple months now but I knew Kylie from making appearances at #NakedBar, she’s a really cool person. I don’t know her fiancee that much but I heard he’s a good guy.
CHANEL SNOW: And isn’t there another chick on the show?
BRAELYN MONROE: Nope, that’s all I know and if there is a new chick I don’t know anything about her.
BRANDON YOUNG: Ooop.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Now that was shade.
CHANEL SNOW: I mean she basically threw the whole damn tree at her.
DALLAS: She's on some “Harpo, who is this woman.?” shit.
BRAELYN MONROE: I’ve never been that girl that was about drama, if someone has beef with me then it on their own, a lot of these females are hateful out in these streets for no reason at all and those are the ones I don’t entertain. I know who you are talking about but my pride won’t allow me to even mention her name or give her the clout she so desperately needs. I have a good life, a good man and a show that I was on before her, and I’ll leave it at that.
BRANDON YOUNG: SPEAK BRAE!
BRAELYN MONROE: Period boo.
CHANEL SNOW: Listen Braelyn thank you for calling in and catching us up with the tea and I can’t wait to see the season finale and hopefully if you guys get another season it won’t be as difficult to film as the last two.
BRAELYN MONROE: Yes, let's hope so.
Chanel disconnects the call leaving her, Brandon, Isaiah and Dallas left.
DALLAS: Braelyn is cool.
BRANDON YOUNG: We’ve been best friends for so long, she literally knows all my secrets and I know hers, I’m so proud of what she’s accomplished and done with herself.
CHANEL SNOW: Well whatever she’s doing, keep it up because I never see baby girl working so however she gets her money, kudos to her.
BRANDON YOUNG: Chanel you so shady girl.
CHANEL SNOW: No, No. No shade!
Chanel giggles.
CHANEL SNOW: But before we continue, friend, I have to ask and I talked with Isaiah and Dallas earlier about this and we kind of went back and forth about whether or not we were going to bring it up or talk to you about it but we just want to know how you're doing?
Brandon pauses as he can see the concern in his friends eyes, he hasn’t talked a lot about his divorce to any press, shows or interview panels but he has talked about it on his show “The B Files.”
BRANDON YOUNG: I’m doing fine, I have my good and bad days. I hate this feeling of failing when it comes to my marriage but I have to realize that sometimes marriages don’t work out.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Are you guys still talking to each other or seeing each other?
BRANDON YOUNG: I haven’t seen Drake in a couple months, he sends his lawyer to court for him to handle everything because we all know he doesn’t like courthouses, judges, or the feds. He made it really easy, he let me have the Hidden Hills home which I’m selling and he gave me a nice little settlement and to be honest I wasn’t going to ask for anything, as bad as Drake hurt me, the one thing I won’t deny is that he took really good care of me and for that I wasn’t going to take his ass to the cleaners.
CHANEL SNOW: And he also helped you become independent, back when we first met you were partying, shopping and just having fun but now you're this businessman with goals, success and investments.
Chanel snaps her fingers.
CHANEL SNOW: You rich rich boo.
BRANDON YOUNG: My mother always told me to save and make sure I always have money for myself, and I listened. I made sure my credit was always good and I also made sure I had money put to the side, I wasn’t playing.
ISAIAH WOLFE: You have too, that was the smartest thing you could have ever done. But I’m happy that you're happy, that was my concern and now that I know you are good then I’m good.
BRANDON YOUNG: I appreciate that Isaiah.
CHANEL SNOW: And I’m happy to see us all together again and as friends.
DALLAS: Yeah me too, I was about to ask how did y’all two end up coming back together.
BRANDON YOUNG: We finally sat down and talked. I wouldn’t have been mad at Isaiah if he would have been up front with me at the beginning. I wouldn’t have liked the idea of him and Carlos together but I would have dealt with it only because he is my friend. I just think the way he went about it was fucked up, but it's dead and I’ve moved on.
ISAIAH WOLFE: And I appreciate that.
CHANEL SNOW: Well before we get out of here, we got one more call to take.
North Wynter pops up on the screen and sitting beside her is Amari Kent.
CHANEL SNOW: HEEEEY Y’ALL…
BRANDON YOUNG: Ooop..
Brandon takes a sip of his drink.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Whew…
NORTH WYNTERS: Hey guys.
AMARI KENT: Yo wassup?
CHANEL SNOW: I appreciate you calling in and chatting with us for a bit, we don’t have much time but we wanted you guys to give us some tea on the new season of ATL and also to catch up with you two because both of your names have been a hot topic these last few days.
NORTH WYNTERS: When isn’t it a hot topic? I see these hoes can’t keep my name out of their mouths but that's normal for me.
BRANDON YOUNG: Well word on the street is that you out here homewrecking relationships boo, that isn’t a good look?
North shakes her head, you can see she is getting annoyed already.
NORTH WYNTERS: First of all I didn’t wreck any relationships so don’t let that false rumor gas your head up. Amari wasn’t happy in his situation for a long time and was half way out the door.
CHANEL SNOW: But why couldn’t y’all wait until they officially broke up to make your move boo?
NORTH WYNTERS: Amari baby please educate these people.
AMARI KENT: Look, my personal life is my business and it will stay that way, but I will say I haven’t been happy with Alexis for a long time. I want to say it started when F2B closed its doors and I was promised a better opportunity but it was never delivered. That's when the disappointment kicked in and being around her just didn’t feel right anymore.
NORTH WYNTERS: And let's not forget the hoe was in everyone's DM's begging for some attention, she should focus more on upgrading her hair and clothes before worrying about what I’m doing or what my man is doing.
CHANEL SNOW: Now wait a minute I like Alexis.
NORTH WYNTERS: You would be the first, she hates on like every female and it's sad. I spent many days not even addressing her but yet she spent most of her days subtweeting me and finally when I popped off on her ass she tried to flip it and say I was obsessed and stalking her, but boo you’ve been subtweeting little shots all week. I can’t stand a fake female and that's what she is and I’m so happy Amari finally realized that.
AMARI KENT: It took some time but my eyes finally opened. She made a promise to help my career prosper but instead she was selfish and only worried about herself and whoevers bed she was climbing in for the night.
Brandon holds up a piece of paper trying to cover his face from showing the world himself laughing.
BRANDON YOUNG: Baby I can’t take this anymore, the shade has been thrown all night.
NORTH WYNTERS: I’m just tired of all the drama. Honestly, I stay in my own lane and I try to uplift not only myself but other women that’s trying to do something with their lives. I don’t have it in me to entertain worthless hoes.
ISAIAH WOLFE: Preach.
CHANEL SNOW: Well you two seem very happy, are you sure this is the right one for you Amari?
AMARI KENT: She's right for me now, we’re still learning from each other and seeing where this goes but I do care about her, I wouldn’t have moved the way I did if I didn’t like her.
CHANEL SNOW: That makes sense, I’m not judging anyone’s relationship or situationship because trust me we all have done some fucked up shit whether it comes to friends, relationships or even family. I wish y’all nothing but love and success.
NORTH WYNTERS: I appreciate that babe, that's sweet.
CHANEL SNOW: Of course, we gotta cut this short boo but thank you again for calling in and Amari goodluck in OPW, we saw that you signed with them and I can’t wait to see you in the ring again.
AMARI KENT: I appreciate that, thank you to my assistant Zoey for locking that deal down and thank you for having us.
Amari and North disconnect from the call.
CHANEL SNOW: Today’s KiKi session was cute, we need to do more and I really mean it.
DALLAS: I said the same thing.
ISAIAH WOLFE: I’m always down for the sessions.
BRANDON YOUNG: Y’all just like hearing people get dragged or y’all dragging folks.
CHANEL SNOW: Ain’t no shame in my game, anyway folks I appreciate y’all joining us for another edition of the KiKi Session and maybe you’ll see us again.
They all wave towards the screen and the scene fades.