Post by Moments In Life on Jun 12, 2021 3:25:12 GMT -5
#GOSSIPWITHMILES
MILES BALENCIAGA: It’s finally happened and even though it took MIL a long ass time to finally catch on, they finally gave your boy a show and listen here, you don’t want to miss the tea I’m bringing you, I fact check all my sources to make sure whatever news I bring your way is legit. I’m not like the last messy blogger, I’m the real deal and that’s why you see me here and the other one is missing in action.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Let's get right to business chile, as we all know #CrewLove just premiered its season finale on MIL and I want to say first off I wasn’t impressed at all. The network made us wait all this time for the lackluster season it delivered, the show should be cancelled. Hell I thought the boys of #theLIFE were bad but it seems like the cast of #CrewLove takes the win. If you’ve been watching since episode 1 then you noticed that the cast was all over the place, and then the fact MIL thought it was a good idea to add Kylie Fox and Samuel Chatman to cast was just random as fuck.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But I don’t work for production nor do I work for casting so my opinions really don’t matter, but baby you’re going to hear them anyway. If they decide to do another season then MIL needs to revamp the whole cast, and I MEAN THE WHOLE CAST. I get people aren’t going to get along but it seems like this cast has had problems with one another before the show started filming or even aired. Just give it up, MIL either cancel the show or hire new cast members.
Miles flips his hair to the side.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But the tea I got for y’all tonight will have everyone on their toes. Let’s start with Mr. Jaser Cruz, poor baby wrestling’s career didn’t work out so he found his way back to MIL begging for a check. I heard the girls were so desperate for money that they were photographed at the pawn shop pawning flat screen tv’s and gaming consoles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t blame him though, the wrestling coin wasn’t coming in and I guess his “fake baby mother” was draining his accounts and yes I did say fake but we’ll get to here in just a second because she's the type of woman I don’t like. But back to Jaser Cruz, just a word of advice, little boy focus on your own personal gain instead of worrying about being someone’s “man”. I don’t think we went a season without Jaser being in a new man's bed, well at least it’s not Riley and I heard y’all was smashing too, Chase better watch out.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But back to Miss Brittnae Jae, the woman who for the longest time made the world believe she was carrying Jaser’s baby and actually gave birth to the child. Now here on #GossipWithMiles we don’t normally involve the kids but I had to comment on this one. Brittnae boo, I don’t know what's going through your mind but pawning a baby off on another man isn’t the way to go, whether the family privately knows or the world, it just isn’t right and you should be ashamed of yourself. She wants the world to think Jaser was this horrible guy and even if he was the last man on earth I probably still wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole, I still think there’s love out there for anyone. So someone please tell his perdue chicken to get her life together because her reputation isn’t too sweet in these streets.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Speaking of reputation though it looks like Austin Ramsey’s reputation isn’t too great either, but me personally I don’t think you’ve given this guy a fair chance. Now even if the rumors about his finances and drug addiction are true, who are we to judge?
Miles pauses for a second, going into deep thought about what he should say. He isn’t a friend of Austin but he does like him.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I normally don’t hold back when I spill my gossip on certain people, but with Austin I won’t go hard on him because for the longest time it seemed like the world was against him. But what I will say is that the things I’ve heard about him aren't pretty at all, and my advice to him is that if he is struggling with both his finances and an addiction then he needs to take a step back and rethink how he is going to continue living his life. I know everyone wants to live this lavish lifestyle and show off to the world but sometimes that extra stress isn’t worth it. I did have some receipts that were given to me from an anonymous source that I should drop on Austin but I think he’s been embarrassed enough, now what I will address is the cheating rumors which brings me to Todrick.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now cheating allegations have been running wild surrounding Tabor’s name for a long time, so this wouldn’t be the first time I read someone where about this heffa out somewhere cheating. Now are they true? That's what we don’t know but baby when someone spills some tea for me, just know I’m going to spill it to the world. I haven’t met Tabor personally but from what I heard this boy is sneaky in all types of ways, the type that will throw stones and hide later, yup that's the way she was described to me. I would hope shady Tay Tay aka Tabor wasn’t out here stirring up trouble and then hiding, especially since he’s respected in the wrestling community, he's supposedly one of the big dogs from what I hear but I wouldn’t know because I’ve never seen a match. What I have seen is the mess he gets involved in on social media and lets just say he reminds me of every other messy queen walking the face of this earth.
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’ve also heard that his mother is the reason why him and Austin are living in that nice home in New York, I would hope his mother’s name isn’t on the deed, I mean the way they talk big money I would hope his or Austin, hell both names would be on the deed.
A huge smirk grows across Miles' face.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But chilllee that's none of my business, all I know is my name is on my house. BLOOP! But let's get back to Brittnae Jae because the next guy I’m about to bring up has a close personal relationship with her. If you don’t remember Jaiden Figgy he made a few short and I do mean SHORT appearances on #theLIFEATL and you clearly see I wasn’t impressed because I can’t barely remember him but I heard that Jaiden was the real baby father of Brittnae’s baby and what makes this whole situation weird is that Jaiden has had sex with both Jaser and Brittnae.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Y’all might as well make it a three some and call it a day because all y’all messed up in the head over there. Brittnae doesn't know who she wants her baby father to be, Jaser has to be living off the government while flaunting fake golds in his mouth and Jaiden rising from the dead for another 15 seconds of fame, you’ve had your moment.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And let’s talk about good ole Asani Li, the then side chick but now she’s officially upgraded to being the single girlfriend. I thought it was cute how Micah and Chase started out as a couple and we all remember how messy that whole relationship was and how it started but that’s a story for another day. All I know is Micah brought Asani in as his beard because till this day he still doesn’t want to accept the fact that he likes boy butt, it’s ok sweetie we all like it from time to time. But I hope Asani really figures out what she wants to do with her life because hopping from rich mens laps wont solve any of her problems. I've heard before that Asani was a high paid escort but after the receipts I got today, I have proof that she's out here selling cat to make ends meat.Â
Miles chuckles
MILES BALENCIAGA: Speaking of relationships earlier this year we saw the end of Brandon and Drake’s marriage but honestly who didn’t see that coming. Drake is a walking porno flick and from all the tea I’ve heard about Drake over the years I’m not shocked it took Brandon this long to finally drop his ass and get his own spinoff about it.
Miles snaps his fingers in excitement.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes bitch!
MILES BALENCIAGA: But it looks Drake has moved on himself, I mean he was photographed in Barbados with an older gentleman who sources say is his “new man.” I guess Brandon drained the little funds Drake had and now Drake has to find new ways to bring in the money. I could talk about the other stuff I know but I don’t want to get this man in trouble, plus I’m no snitch but always remember the street’s talk. I wasn’t shocked that Brandon filed for the divorce though, I was just mad at the fact it took him so long. This man has literally had multiple girlfriends on you but you stood by his side for years and allowed him to continue that type of hurt.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’ve said it before, most of these men are all over the place, and don't know how to settle down with one man or girl. I was looking at some of my notes I wrote down earlier with all the tea I had, and I was going through trying to figure out what I would speak about and what would be left in the dark. It was funny to see Tristan Dominguez 'name pop up.
Miles laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Fat injections aren’t the only thing this man is addicted too, I heard about some other injections he might be on but maybe I should leave that for him to tell, that is his story but chillee I don’t know why these men wanna be out here looking like huge bodybuilders but want some skinny twink climbing their back.
Miles shrugs and laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: All this tea is scorching hot and I can’t help myself, I know the girl think I’m probably throwing shade but I’m only repeating things that have been given to me, I walked into my own office and saw the amount of tea there that I didn’t know what to do. I’m sure people wonder about the backlash I may receive after dropping this juicy gossip but I honestly don’t care about what anyone thinks or says about me because I’m only doing my job. If they didn’t want their business out in the streets then maybe they shouldn’t move so messy and that's just speaking facts. I remember signing onto Season 3 of #theLIFEATL and I was so concerned about my mug shot being brought up and some of the other stuff that I’ve done but once I realized that no matter what you do “people are always going to talk” and if they aren’t talking about you, then your dry as fuck, simple as that.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And speaking of being talked about, Keon Camp’s name has been in a lot of people’s mouths lately and honey it hasn’t been good. Homeboy took a pic of a hot night with a man that wasn’t his own and Chile I got the receipts.
Miles smirks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And if I told you who sent me these receipts it would leave you gagging.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I wonder how his fiancée Zuma took the news that his man was riding on big boy trucks.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But while we’re on the topic of Zuma, he’s been missing on social media for a couple days after finding out that his man belong to the streets. Supposedly they swept this affair under the rug and will move forward with the marriage but after these receipts I don’t honk that’s a good idea. From the tea I got about Zuma, I think he should be more focused on his failing business than wondering whose bed his man is in and out of, I’m just saying it’s a lot of dick out of here so you shouldn’t be stuck on one.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But chiilleee that’s all the tea I have for you today, but next time I have more tea, even hotter receipts and a copy of a foreclosure letter that will rock your fucking socks off. Can you guess whose home is up for eviction, well tune in next time for all the tea on #GossipWithMiles and I’m out.
The scene fades.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It’s finally happened and even though it took MIL a long ass time to finally catch on, they finally gave your boy a show and listen here, you don’t want to miss the tea I’m bringing you, I fact check all my sources to make sure whatever news I bring your way is legit. I’m not like the last messy blogger, I’m the real deal and that’s why you see me here and the other one is missing in action.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Let's get right to business chile, as we all know #CrewLove just premiered its season finale on MIL and I want to say first off I wasn’t impressed at all. The network made us wait all this time for the lackluster season it delivered, the show should be cancelled. Hell I thought the boys of #theLIFE were bad but it seems like the cast of #CrewLove takes the win. If you’ve been watching since episode 1 then you noticed that the cast was all over the place, and then the fact MIL thought it was a good idea to add Kylie Fox and Samuel Chatman to cast was just random as fuck.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But I don’t work for production nor do I work for casting so my opinions really don’t matter, but baby you’re going to hear them anyway. If they decide to do another season then MIL needs to revamp the whole cast, and I MEAN THE WHOLE CAST. I get people aren’t going to get along but it seems like this cast has had problems with one another before the show started filming or even aired. Just give it up, MIL either cancel the show or hire new cast members.
Miles flips his hair to the side.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But the tea I got for y’all tonight will have everyone on their toes. Let’s start with Mr. Jaser Cruz, poor baby wrestling’s career didn’t work out so he found his way back to MIL begging for a check. I heard the girls were so desperate for money that they were photographed at the pawn shop pawning flat screen tv’s and gaming consoles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t blame him though, the wrestling coin wasn’t coming in and I guess his “fake baby mother” was draining his accounts and yes I did say fake but we’ll get to here in just a second because she's the type of woman I don’t like. But back to Jaser Cruz, just a word of advice, little boy focus on your own personal gain instead of worrying about being someone’s “man”. I don’t think we went a season without Jaser being in a new man's bed, well at least it’s not Riley and I heard y’all was smashing too, Chase better watch out.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But back to Miss Brittnae Jae, the woman who for the longest time made the world believe she was carrying Jaser’s baby and actually gave birth to the child. Now here on #GossipWithMiles we don’t normally involve the kids but I had to comment on this one. Brittnae boo, I don’t know what's going through your mind but pawning a baby off on another man isn’t the way to go, whether the family privately knows or the world, it just isn’t right and you should be ashamed of yourself. She wants the world to think Jaser was this horrible guy and even if he was the last man on earth I probably still wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole, I still think there’s love out there for anyone. So someone please tell his perdue chicken to get her life together because her reputation isn’t too sweet in these streets.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Speaking of reputation though it looks like Austin Ramsey’s reputation isn’t too great either, but me personally I don’t think you’ve given this guy a fair chance. Now even if the rumors about his finances and drug addiction are true, who are we to judge?
Miles pauses for a second, going into deep thought about what he should say. He isn’t a friend of Austin but he does like him.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I normally don’t hold back when I spill my gossip on certain people, but with Austin I won’t go hard on him because for the longest time it seemed like the world was against him. But what I will say is that the things I’ve heard about him aren't pretty at all, and my advice to him is that if he is struggling with both his finances and an addiction then he needs to take a step back and rethink how he is going to continue living his life. I know everyone wants to live this lavish lifestyle and show off to the world but sometimes that extra stress isn’t worth it. I did have some receipts that were given to me from an anonymous source that I should drop on Austin but I think he’s been embarrassed enough, now what I will address is the cheating rumors which brings me to Todrick.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now cheating allegations have been running wild surrounding Tabor’s name for a long time, so this wouldn’t be the first time I read someone where about this heffa out somewhere cheating. Now are they true? That's what we don’t know but baby when someone spills some tea for me, just know I’m going to spill it to the world. I haven’t met Tabor personally but from what I heard this boy is sneaky in all types of ways, the type that will throw stones and hide later, yup that's the way she was described to me. I would hope shady Tay Tay aka Tabor wasn’t out here stirring up trouble and then hiding, especially since he’s respected in the wrestling community, he's supposedly one of the big dogs from what I hear but I wouldn’t know because I’ve never seen a match. What I have seen is the mess he gets involved in on social media and lets just say he reminds me of every other messy queen walking the face of this earth.
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’ve also heard that his mother is the reason why him and Austin are living in that nice home in New York, I would hope his mother’s name isn’t on the deed, I mean the way they talk big money I would hope his or Austin, hell both names would be on the deed.
A huge smirk grows across Miles' face.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But chilllee that's none of my business, all I know is my name is on my house. BLOOP! But let's get back to Brittnae Jae because the next guy I’m about to bring up has a close personal relationship with her. If you don’t remember Jaiden Figgy he made a few short and I do mean SHORT appearances on #theLIFEATL and you clearly see I wasn’t impressed because I can’t barely remember him but I heard that Jaiden was the real baby father of Brittnae’s baby and what makes this whole situation weird is that Jaiden has had sex with both Jaser and Brittnae.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Y’all might as well make it a three some and call it a day because all y’all messed up in the head over there. Brittnae doesn't know who she wants her baby father to be, Jaser has to be living off the government while flaunting fake golds in his mouth and Jaiden rising from the dead for another 15 seconds of fame, you’ve had your moment.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And let’s talk about good ole Asani Li, the then side chick but now she’s officially upgraded to being the single girlfriend. I thought it was cute how Micah and Chase started out as a couple and we all remember how messy that whole relationship was and how it started but that’s a story for another day. All I know is Micah brought Asani in as his beard because till this day he still doesn’t want to accept the fact that he likes boy butt, it’s ok sweetie we all like it from time to time. But I hope Asani really figures out what she wants to do with her life because hopping from rich mens laps wont solve any of her problems. I've heard before that Asani was a high paid escort but after the receipts I got today, I have proof that she's out here selling cat to make ends meat.Â
Miles chuckles
MILES BALENCIAGA: Speaking of relationships earlier this year we saw the end of Brandon and Drake’s marriage but honestly who didn’t see that coming. Drake is a walking porno flick and from all the tea I’ve heard about Drake over the years I’m not shocked it took Brandon this long to finally drop his ass and get his own spinoff about it.
Miles snaps his fingers in excitement.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes bitch!
MILES BALENCIAGA: But it looks Drake has moved on himself, I mean he was photographed in Barbados with an older gentleman who sources say is his “new man.” I guess Brandon drained the little funds Drake had and now Drake has to find new ways to bring in the money. I could talk about the other stuff I know but I don’t want to get this man in trouble, plus I’m no snitch but always remember the street’s talk. I wasn’t shocked that Brandon filed for the divorce though, I was just mad at the fact it took him so long. This man has literally had multiple girlfriends on you but you stood by his side for years and allowed him to continue that type of hurt.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’ve said it before, most of these men are all over the place, and don't know how to settle down with one man or girl. I was looking at some of my notes I wrote down earlier with all the tea I had, and I was going through trying to figure out what I would speak about and what would be left in the dark. It was funny to see Tristan Dominguez 'name pop up.
Miles laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Fat injections aren’t the only thing this man is addicted too, I heard about some other injections he might be on but maybe I should leave that for him to tell, that is his story but chillee I don’t know why these men wanna be out here looking like huge bodybuilders but want some skinny twink climbing their back.
Miles shrugs and laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: All this tea is scorching hot and I can’t help myself, I know the girl think I’m probably throwing shade but I’m only repeating things that have been given to me, I walked into my own office and saw the amount of tea there that I didn’t know what to do. I’m sure people wonder about the backlash I may receive after dropping this juicy gossip but I honestly don’t care about what anyone thinks or says about me because I’m only doing my job. If they didn’t want their business out in the streets then maybe they shouldn’t move so messy and that's just speaking facts. I remember signing onto Season 3 of #theLIFEATL and I was so concerned about my mug shot being brought up and some of the other stuff that I’ve done but once I realized that no matter what you do “people are always going to talk” and if they aren’t talking about you, then your dry as fuck, simple as that.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And speaking of being talked about, Keon Camp’s name has been in a lot of people’s mouths lately and honey it hasn’t been good. Homeboy took a pic of a hot night with a man that wasn’t his own and Chile I got the receipts.
Miles smirks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And if I told you who sent me these receipts it would leave you gagging.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I wonder how his fiancée Zuma took the news that his man was riding on big boy trucks.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But while we’re on the topic of Zuma, he’s been missing on social media for a couple days after finding out that his man belong to the streets. Supposedly they swept this affair under the rug and will move forward with the marriage but after these receipts I don’t honk that’s a good idea. From the tea I got about Zuma, I think he should be more focused on his failing business than wondering whose bed his man is in and out of, I’m just saying it’s a lot of dick out of here so you shouldn’t be stuck on one.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But chiilleee that’s all the tea I have for you today, but next time I have more tea, even hotter receipts and a copy of a foreclosure letter that will rock your fucking socks off. Can you guess whose home is up for eviction, well tune in next time for all the tea on #GossipWithMiles and I’m out.
The scene fades.