Post by Moments In Life on Jun 18, 2021 18:58:49 GMT -5
#GOSSIPWITHMILES 🎙
The scene opens up inside of Miles home located in a private community of Buckhead, Miles is shown running around getting everything ready for Part 2 of his virtual podcast show. Wearing an orange shirt and some shorts, he sets his camera up and begins his show.
MILES BALENCIAGA: The last episode of #GossipWithMiles was a hit so you know I had to return with another one. Of course after all the tea I dropped last show I had the internet in a frenzy, a lot of the people who call themselves “targeted” by my “falsehoods” tried to call me out on Twitter, but sorry boo boo kitties, it didn’t work.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But I got some more tea to add on. It looks like MIL has put off production for both NY and ATL, from what it sounds like a huge cast shake up is coming, but it makes sense because the people on the show were starting to get bored. You would think MIL would get tired of hiring these men and women for the show who end up fucking each other and next thing you know everyone is fighting each mother on cast trips and the reunion, it’s starting to get a little dry, repetitive and sad. As for ATL I hear that Adyn Richie, Chase Liu, Asani Li and with newcomers Parker Dunbar, Alexis Hunter, Amari Kent, and Hector.
Miles pauses for a second, he takes a sip of his drink of the night which is an “Incredible Hulk.”
MILES BALENCIAGA: I needed that chile, now I wonder this season will Adyn finally let us know what he does for his income, because the emails I got in my hand shows proof of balance transfers from a wealthy and very popular politician out of New Jersey, and if these receipts are true then Adyn is making a coin.
Miles snaps his fingers.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And I ain’t mad at him, I guess his parents cut that allowance off and he is desperate for a coin. You know the girls will do anything to keep up an image in Atlanta.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chase is back this season and it looks like his ex and now boyfriend Jaser Cruz will be making appearances. That’s cute for them but with Asani being on the show and Micah popping back up in the universe, it makes me wonder what kind of drama we’re going to run into with them. What I do know is neither Jaser or Chase spoke about what really broke the two up, rumors said it was infidelity on both parts and if I recall Jaser said somewhere in an interview that Chase was unfaithful, either way I want to see how this drama will play out.
Miles smiles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And Asani girl you look good, even though I heard you're selling pussy too, you definitely don’t look the part of a broke bitch. Those aren’t my words though, I’m just repeating what I heard Alexis tweet about you. And speaking of Alexis, I heard the breakup hit her really hard with Amari. I probably wouldn’t be upset if my man publicly flaunted a chick he was having an affair with in front of the world. I mean Amari was taking this girl on trips, buying her bags and Alexis was sitting at home like a sad little puppy.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now I hear she’s going at Paul and any other men that will let her slide up and down their pole. I guess she’s trying to find happiness and maybe she thinks hooking up with random men will make her happy, or help her get over Amari. Whatever the case is, the streets are talking and a lot of it isn’t good, she puts the definition in maneater. And speaking of Amari, he just signed a contract with OPW and his first match is coming up, now I’ve seen his work in the past and he wasn’t bad, but all this time away from the ring and his mind on the show, let’s hope his ring skills aren’t to dusty. But congratulations on the baby, I heard he was out here not being a father to his child, but I guess in his defense he didn’t know he had a son, so we’ll let this slide this time but make sure you step up and be the father you're supposed to be.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Don’t be mad at me, I just report what I hear and see. Now Parker and Hector are also newcomers and I don’t have much tea to spill about them, seems like Parker sticks to himself or in the gym while Hector chases after Adyn, I wonder if Hector knows that his “potential bae” sales pussy to the highest bidder, yes I said pussy.
Miles laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Boy pussy. I don’t really see the purpose of Hector being on the show except to be Adyn’s little bitch boy, from my understanding Adyn likes big spenders and all Hector does is pose in his tighty whities for chip ahoy cookies and a possible retweet from the man he desires but pays him no attention.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MILES BALENCIAGA: It was an honor to host my first reunion, as you all know Roquel has retired from MIL and hosted their reunions and it took MIL sometime to find the right replacement but they made the best decision ever. Going forward I will host all reunions for all of MIL’s shows. I know that’s great news to all and it’s a blessing for me, and I promise you I won’t be as dry and boring as Roquel. I’ll actually ask the questions that need to be asked and won’t hold back at all. I think my first gig hosting the #CrewLove reunion and even though I think majority of the cast looked a hot mess, the show was a success and I can’t wait to host the NY and ATL reunions, half those girls will be mad at me because of the tea I’ve spilled about them, but boo boo kitties that’s my job so you’ll have to deal with it.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well y’all, Zuma is out. Reports stated that after the affair Keon had and his failing business, he wanted to take time away from social media and the world. My sources say Zuma marched into MIL Headquarters with the state appointed attorneys that was offered to him and demanded to be let go out of his contract. Now personally I didn’t see him on the show anyway, I felt like his friendship with Tabor, his beef with Amonte and his relationship with Keon is what helped him get by on the show, the fact is he needed to be carried.
Miles waves “bye” at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Bye boo! No shade towards him, I wish him the best and I hope life makes it easy for him. I hear my boy Austin is making his way to NY full time instead of playing a part time role like I stated on the last show, I guess that’s a good change because honestly MIL needs a personality like him on the show, he’ll definitely bring the drama and I’ve been thinking about bringing him on my show just to pick his brain a little a bit. But listen here boo, you need to clean some of these rumors up going around about you, I’m scared to come to your house thinking the police are going to show up and throw us out for trespassing chile.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: No shade! It looks like all the originals are returning to New York with the exception of Zuma. A’Leah Jordan is being casted as a main character but my sources say she quits the show during filming. I know she wasn’t happy about me announcing her miscarriage but the reports were already out there and from my understanding it was already confirmed by her and her team. I know sometimes I may report stuff that may come off as me being harsh, but at the end of the day I am only doing my job and collecting my check. If you have an issue again with what I’m reporting to the audience then take it up with MIL. I think NY should be good this season, with all the cheating and foreclosure allegations with Tabor and Austin, it’ll be interesting to see how those two will handle that.
Miles takes another sip of his drink.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Amonte seems to finally be going public with Nasir after posting a picture of him on his Twitter. Since Amonte’s breakup with Cadence and him being open about the alcohol and physical abuse he suffered at the hands of Cadence, I’m surprised he’s already entertaining another man. But I guess we’ll find out more about that when the season airs! Now chile I talked about Paul Montouri who is signing on as a friend of the show, my sources say he was in the clinic handling some important business and he’s currently linked to Alexis Hunter.
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes I said it, Alexis herself. I told you Miss Thing couldn’t keep her panties on. Now I’m not saying she is the reason for him visiting the clinic or what that reason was for but I mean if you put two and two together.
Miles smirks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m giving it all tonight, I’m on fire baby. Now my sources say that Keon and Yeshua were seen hanging out in LA. I know Keon was recently in Greece filming for NY but made time to stop and see Yeshua in LA before flying back to NY. Now I’m not saying something is going on with these two but my sources say they were all over each other. Now it doesn’t surprise me that Keon moved on so quickly, he already had one foot out the door when he was with Zuma and now that he’s officially free, he’s able to do what he wants. But if this is true, which I believe it is because my sources never lie, Yeshua is married to Richie Rich.
Miles reaches for his fan and starts fanning himself.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Whew chile these LIFE girls are messy, they don’t never want to go out and find their own man, they always wanna fuck someone else’s. I would never bring my man around any of these heffas because I would end up in prison around sweaty old and perverted men that would love my little sweet ass.
Miles acts like he’s about to vomit but fake gagging.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Ugh thinking about myself being in prison makes me want to gag, chile it’ll never work. But I really wanted to take it easy on the girls tonight because I don’t want them hating me too much for doing my damn job. I do have to host future reunions and I can’t have these heffas trying to run up on me on stage because of some shit I might have said on this little show I got.
Miles pulls out a piece of paper and holds it up to the screen.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I said earlier I had some receipts on Adyn and an email that was forwarded to me from a source that will remain anonymous but baby if you can’t see the picture I’ll will read what the email says but the name will be blurred out, I don’t need the feds knocking on my door and a letter showing up in my mailbox from a lawyer.
Miles turns and reads the paper out loud.
Mr. Richie
On behalf of my boss Senator BLEEP he wanted me to let you know that he enjoyed the trip in Houston and that he wanted to book you for your services again, hopefully sometime in July. I know you said your going right was $8k for the full weekend but Mr. BLEEP is willing to pay an extra $12k for you to stay three extra days, please let us know if that’s ok and we will set everything up and also wire over the funds.
Thank you,
BLEEP
Assistant
Offices of Sen. BLEEP
MILES BALENCIAGA: Look I’m not judging, if Adyn is bringing in that much coin then he needs to put me on, I wonder if Hector is getting in on the action and if he isn’t then he’s a fool.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: We’re getting closer and closer to Grab That Dough, MIL’s first competitive reality show and each week the show's production team has been dropping interviews left and right from the competitors on the show. I’m impressed and even though the host Erin is doing a horrible job as asking the questions and getting the tea, I’m interested in seeing how this show is going to do, what I do now is that I’m going to reach out to E and give her some advice on how to do an interview segment because baby girl is struggling.
Miles shakes his head but in a playful shady manner.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It's all good we have to start somewhere I suppose, she can’t help that her craft isn’t as good as mine. Don’t worry boo I got you!
Miles blows a kiss at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But I need to wrap this up, I have dinner plans and a pole at somebody’s nightclub with my name on it. I hope you all enjoyed this wonderful Gossip session with yours truly and trust me next episode I’m being more tea. Bye heffas!
Miles chucks up his two fingers towards the camera and the scene fades.Â