Post by Moments In Life on Jul 9, 2021 18:36:42 GMT -5
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Ladies and gentlemen it has been too long and I know everyone has been wondering where I’ve been. Well if you must be nosey and know, I’ve been very busy, that is booked and busy. Since doing this little hosting gig and hosting the crew love reunion, people have been reaching out left and right about booking me to host their parties, events and shows. And you already know I wouldn’t turn down a coin, especially a big one. But don’t worry because being booked hasn’t stopped me from spilling the tea about your favorite and unfavorite MIL stars. So let’s get started!
Miles smirks.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” If you haven’t heard and I’m sure you don’t care too much about it but it looks like my friend Austin Ramsey and his off the wall husband Todrick Tabor recently tied the knot, yes it is true the two finally got enough coin to walk down that aisle. I hope Todrick’s mother didn’t finance the whole thing because that would be embarrassing. Now normally I would go all the way in on Mrs. Tabor but luckily she married a good friend of mine so I guess I have to keep it sweet. I do want to congratulate the both of them, I know Tabor has been jumping from dick to dick desperate for love and he’s lucky that he finally found someone that would put up with his flamboyant obnoxious ass.
Miles chuckles.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” No but on a serious note I really am happy for the both of them and even though I personally don’t think the marriage will last long, if they believe in it then I guess the rest of the world should too.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” But I guess I’m not the only one who doesn’t believe in this marriage, Hector had a few words to say about the two getting married and baby he hit the nail right on the coffin. Now don’t get me wrong I’m not saying Austin is fully to blame for the drama in their relationship because Tabor plays a major part too, but why make it official when you both know there are issues you need to fix. Some of these girls just want to be married because of the title but really don’t be in love, that’s sad.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” But it seems like Hector is playing the hypocrite role, I could have sworn that Hector and Adyn were a “thing” I always knew that Hector was ok with the fact that Adyn was a call boy, but I guess that have an open relationship because baby the way Hector be flirting with these boys online and in front of Adyn’s face only proves they have some sort of understanding. And if they don’t then both of them are disrespectful as fuck.
Miles shakes his head.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” I swear some people are so uncouth.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” The marriage between Austin and Tabor wasn’t the only headlining news for tonight, Akasha Monroe finally announced who her baby father was and for the longest time the people thought she didn’t know who he was. We all have heard that Akasha is an “industry jumpoff” so it didn’t surprise people when she came out pregnant with no man behind her claiming the child. Now as random as this seems and trust me we all thought it was random as fuck considering the man she claims to be the father of her child is an openly gay male. Now Sean Williams has a son already, supposedly he was drugged at a party and his baby mother “raped” him or should I say took advantage of him and she ended up pregnant. Now the girl is somewhere sitting in jail for fraud and Sean is out here playing single daddy.
Miles chuckles.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Well I guess not for long, Akasha so desperate for a man to love her she would take whatever she can get. Now I don’t know if this is a lie to hide the embarrassment of really not knowing who the father is, or if she paid Sean to have a child because I know some gay men will pay a female whether friend or strange to carry a child for them so they can have a biological child, who knows what the paperwork says between the two of them, all I know a contract and some money was involved. I wonder how they paid for it though, both haven’t worked in Lord knows how long and Akasha calls herself releasing music but baby the song didn’t even chart. I hope they have savings!
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Word on the streets is that Gianni Avant is in talks with signing onto #theLIFE. I don’t know what city but signing this trainwreck will bring MIL some ratings, everyone knows MIL has been struggling lately when it comes to their shows which is why they hired me back to help boost those ratings.
Miles winks at the camera.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” And trust me the ratings have shot through the roof since I signed back on, but bringing Gianni into the picture would be interesting. From what my sources say he is being casted for ATL and is being brought on as a friend of Amari and North. Some fans caught the three leaving a hotel room in Atlanta and from what I was told they had a good night. I don’t want to spill all of Gianni’s tea but let’s just say he hustles the same way Asani Li, Adyn Richie, and Dallas Reed hustles and look I’m not judging, get your money, im just shocked MIL is hiring all these gay for pay men, it’s crazy to me.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Oh it’s funny I was just discussing gay for pay because I heard new NY cast member Paul Montuori knows a lot about that. I feel bad for Alexis snatching all these gay men up and thinking she can change them, I mean the gay rumors going around about her ex and now Paul. I know Paul had some words for me on social media a couple days ago and at first I wasn’t going to respond but then I thought to myself I can’t let this dirty foot hair having fool try and embarrass me without the proper clapback.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Before you ever try to come for me, I suggest you first take a bath, grab a comb, step your fashion and your money up then maybe we can go toe to toe because I don’t interact with bums and my friend that’s exactly what you are. Everyone knows you jump from couch to couch scraping up quarters so you can buy you a McDouble and a sprite, we are not the same and we will never be. I think you should focus on that struggling wrestling career and leave me alone. Period! I’m that bitch!
Miles smirks.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” So I hear Chase Liu is single and on the prowl again, one of my sources sent this photo of him out on a date with a “unknown male” now I don’t want to jump to conclusions but if you haven’t noticed Chase’s social media has been very silent about Jaser, he hasn’t tweeted him or about him so are the two still a couple or did they secretly breakup and didn’t tell anyone about it? All I know is once I find out the tea I will fill you guys in on it.
Miles pauses and starts playing with his hair.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Now can someone tell me when Brandon Young became a musician? Now don’t get me wrong I know he was playing around with the guitar, but it looks like he’s going all the way and doing shows.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Now I love seeing Brandon win, the boy has been through a lot. I think Brandon is someone a lot of these girls out here should look up too, I’m talking about Asani, Adyn and Dallas. I mean Brandon was out here selling ass, he snagged a rich dude who happened to be heavy in the crime game, he saved up his coin and opened up a couple businesses and now he doesn't have to sell ass anymore. He is out here making songs and living his best life even after a divorce, some of you girls need to pay attention.
Miles flips his hair to the side and giggles.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Tabor pay attention, I hope you sign a prenup girl because when Austin leaves you, you’ll be back at your mothers house bargaining, borrowing and begging. You could probably link up with Paul and make a coin together, I heard some of these old men pay very well for a double team.
Miles laughs.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” I’m too funny.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” I saved the best for last, this picture was taken an hour after Amonte was released from prison, word on the street is that Amonte and his father were both arrested on fraud and embezzlement and baby what my sources sent over is JUICY! It turns out that Amonte and his father has some sort of scheme set up through their company that was embezzling money from customers' accounts who thought they were saving money with special interest rates but came to find out the accounts were dry and Amonte and daddy were living their best lives.
Miles picks up a fan and starts fanning himself, he can’t handle all the tea and shade tonight.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” The feds have seized multiple cars that the Jordan’s own along with the new house Amonte just purchased in Hoboken, NJ for 1.5 million. Baby this is too much, y’all stealing from people to support your lavish lifestyle and then flaunting it in front of the world on tv, I don’t understand why people who do crime get famous and continue to do the crime not expecting to get caught, y’all some dumb criminals.
Miles shakes his head.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” I’ll pay for him because if all this is true, he is going to PRISON honey and for a very long time. And the picture he took after his jail release was horrible, it looks like he was hitting the same pipe his ex boyfriend Cadence used to hit.
Miles covers his mouth.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” The shade baby.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Since we did mention Cadence, one of my sources sent me a picture of him and Tabor supposedly hanging out in Manhattan the other day, now from what I was told Cadence was fired from MIL after the Uber incident with Amonte but my sources say there were cameras there so who knows what the real tea is. All I know is I hope the man checked himself into rehab to help his anger management and drug issue, because it’s really bad.
Miles shrugs.
”MILES BALENCIAGA:” Anyway that’s it’s for this weeks #GossipWithMiles🎙, tune in next time for some more tea that will have you gagging. Bye heffas!
Miles blows a kiss at the camera and the scene fades.