Post by Moments In Life on Jul 16, 2021 20:00:02 GMT -5
#GossipWithMiles🎙
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m back again with another episode of #GossipWithMiles🎙 and tonight's episode will be different. Of course I will still spill some tea about your favorite MIL superstars but I would also like to hear from some of your favorite MIL stars. Everyone is always talking about how my facts and my tea are lies but baby that can’t be lies when you have receipts.
Miles winks at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But let's get this party started boo boo kitties.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m sure you all have noticed the drama happening online surrounding my good friend Austin and the rest of the world. I know everyone doesn’t like Austin but honestly I feel like he’s misunderstood, if people would give him a chance instead of criticizing and judging him then maybe he would throw his little tantrums. Now I know I’m the bone collector and the tea spreader but I always give Austin a little pass, even though I have a lot of tea on him, I choose not to embarrass him and bring him down like the rest of the world does.
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: So i’ve decided to start my own little hashtag online for my friend #LeaveAustinAlone and #LetAustinLive just so you people can understand that he is a human that makes mistakes. Now of course with Austin being off limits, that doesn’t mean his husband Todrick is.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And congratulations again to the both of them for actually getting married, but Austin my friend with the rumors going on about your boyfriend has me worried. If I was you then I would watch Todrick very closely because I don’t trust him. Nope not at all, he reminds me of my ex boyfriend who I had to get rid of a long time ago, the man couldn’t keep his dick in his pants so I had to cut him loose, now I’m not calling Todrick loose but -
Miles playfully whispers.
MILES BALENCIAGA: He’s loose.
Miles chuckles and adjusts his ponytail at the top.
MILES BALENCIAGA: MIL dropped the official trailer for #theLIFEATL Season 4 and I’m sure you saw me, the star in the video. It took a lot of convincing and money to get me to sign on board but I decided to do it just to save the ratings.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Filming just started, well restarted since MIL decided to switch things up midseason from the first batch of footage they filmed so I don’t really have any tea for you as of yet but what I can promise you is that a lot these birds are going to come for me and that’s fine because by the end of the season my foot will be on everyone’s neck. Now even though I don’t like much of the people on the cast, these are my coworkers so I expect for us to “fake get along” for the cameras, but just watch what you do around me because if you don’t want your tea aired out then you would act accordingly and not act a damn fool.
Miles winks at the camera, his other phone starts buzzing and he looks down and notices an unknown number calling.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now I wonder who this could be hiding behind a blocked number.
Miles answers the phone, he says “hello” and waits for the voice to speak about, a familiar female’s voice says hello and Miles notices it's the voice of Akasha Monroe.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Oh Akasha, how nice of you to call into the show, I always knew you were a fan. How’s life?
AKASHA: A fan? That’s a real stretch, considering you are the cast member that ATL forgot. But okay, girl.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Cast member of ATL, host of all the reunions and my own show #GossipWithMiles🎙 which you are on right now, so your welcome for giving you a little shine, I know with all the negative press going on with you and your fatherless baby it has to be tough.
AKASHA: For someone with all the tea, you seem to be behind. The fathers of my children have been publicly posted about and the world has joined them in the love about my children. Now a bitter and basic girl like you may not understand love and happiness but I can help you with that.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes we saw you tell the world that Sean Williams is the father of your child, so my next question is how much did you pay him to take on that role? I mean Sean is an icon and I’m sure he didn’t come cheap, and with all the businesses closing that you have worked for I’m sure your money isn’t that long to where you can afford someone of his status.
AKASHA: First of all, a bitch with no man said what? Don’t you dare talk about Sean like that. He was paid and poppin’ before you opened your dry ass dick suckers to address our relationship. He is an icon and thank you for recognizing that, we are what you want to be. Any business that has closed that I worked for, provided references that continue to make my brand grow. You are the one out here trying to revamp your career with pics looking like failed pancake mix and sadness.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Calm down girl, I only asked what the people wanted to know. You are known for paying the boys to be your boyfriend so we just wanted to know what you spent on Sean. I’m not the one out here showing off fake relationships for the people, we all know Sean is gay boo.
Miles laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: You have a thing for gay men or something, first Sam who is a “Saved gay” and then you have Sean who is “gay, gay” so what is it about these gay men you love so much?
AKASHA: In the words of Todrick, “Here she go” You are so quick to call someone gay with ZERO proof. Sam has never been gay, it’s girls like you that run the allies off. Why should he have to defend himself against your baseless lies. That is the pipe that you want but know that you will never have. Kylie Fox has that on lock and it drives a nappy headed hoe like you crazy. As for Sean, yes, he and I have talked about his past and present and we are where we are, that’s our business and not yours. What we do matters not to a single, bitter, broken bitch like you.
Baby, I don’t think you did your research on just who Miss Akasha Monroe was. Others have tried to warn you in the past that I was not the girl to play with but you just had to keep pushing. Well she is here honey, and ready to read a girl for filth. I’m not a killer but don’t push me.
MILES BALENCIAGA: You are angry spice tonight boo boo kitty, I’m only asking questions that the people want to know the answers to, just be glad that you are getting some relevance back by appearing on my show, don’t forget you called me, I didn’t call you.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Anyway speaking of Kylie Fox, my sources say you guys really don’t like each other behind the scenes, the people are saying that you’ve always been jealous of Miss Fox which is why we haven’t seen you two really hang out. Now Kylie is pretty, she got body and businesses while you on the other hand have a bunch of orphan kids running around, well that's what the people are calling them so tell me what is your relationship like with Kylie?
AKASHA: I have no issues with Kylie Fox. Let’s be clear, Kylie has a lot going on for her. She has never been disrespectful to my daughter, Whitney, and never tried to interfere in parenting decisions between myself and Sam. People are so “eaguh” to see drama between two women but Kylie has never been about that. You may want that for your ratings, but you are barking up a dead tree. Kylie and I have supported each other for over a year. I’m happy that she is happy and Sam makes her happy. Again a bitch like you that is alone with dry ass plants, and a skeleton built wrong would never understand.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Miss Akasha girl calm down, like I said I’m only asking the questions the people want to know about, don’t shoot the messenger. I’m not the one out here being messy, but thats great that you two are friends, I’m dying to get Kylie on the show to address the “gay rumors” about her husband because baby they are juicy.
Miles brushes his finger across his eyebrow.
MILES BALENCIAGA: The streets are talking and let's just say both you and your ex's name are burning them up.
AKASHA: The only thing burning is between your booty cheeks. But that’s none of my business tho. You want a story so bad about my ex and the status of Sean and I is none of your business. You need us and we don’t need you. My sources say you were the back up to the back up of The Life ATL, so please stop acting like you are that girl! If we really want to get into it MILES, you were the cheap hire after Roquel retired and because I was pregnant. Anyone that comes as cheap as a Biggie Bag from Wendy’s may feel themselves, but girl, you aren’t where it’s at. I have been a Queen to this media game for a very long time. You need a bitch like me to address the catfish of MIL to make a bottom feeder seem relevant. So consider this your one moment in time, honey.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Oh wow, I’m actually the highest paid on this season of ATL boo boo, I am an ORIGINAL and lets not forget MIL only hired you once to host a special and you haven’t got a call back since. Now I’m trying to keep it respectful because you are my elder. I think you're old enough to be my grandmother but I would watch what you say when you come onto my show.
Miles smirks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But I am happy that you called in to clear some of these rumors up, now even though I still think it's some truth to them with the sources I have, I’m glad you were able to lead the audience on with that false tale.
AKASHA: Honey, I don’t have time to address those that are pressed for relevance. I leave you with this, get yourself a man and worry about that tea. The rest of us are all doing better than you. We have what you can’t seem to achieve and maintain. Stay blessed tho.
Akasha hangs up.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Oh Miss Akasha was angry sweetie, I guess she couldn’t take the heat so she had to hang the phone up, babygirl thought she was coming for the STAR. We all know she has Sean playing rent-a-daddy and that’s ok, who are we to judge, better yet who am I to judge? I only asked the questions that the people wanted to know but I guess she couldn’t take it. Moving on, my sources caught Richie Rich out in public the other day, sadly he wasn’t to fond of the cameramen following him so he did flip off some of them, now I don’t blame him after being publicly embarrassed by his husband who from what I know and heard is hooking up with Keon Camp.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Keon I never expected you to be a homewrecker, I thought that was more of your exes reputation than yours. But it doesn’t look cute that you're out here allowing a married man to parade you all around town. Word on the street is that Richie Rich was seen consulting with a lawyer so maybe he’s finally going to file for divorce from Yeshua, who knows? All I do know is that ever since Keon’s break up from Zuma, this boy has been spreading his love all over town.
Miles' phone rings again and this time it's not from a blocked number but instead Keon is shown calling. Miles laughs as he picks the phone up and puts it on speaker.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m starting to think the producers over at MIL is telling y’all to call my phone, one I never gave this number out and two it's strange that I get a call from Akasha and now you, but how can I help you Mr. Camp?
KEON CAMP: Something told me to call in and check you real quick, I kind of figured you would be speaking my name so I had to call in and get the false tea for myself.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Nothing I say is false boo, you know that by now.
KEON CAMP: Everything out of your mouth is a lie, you think because you have the platform to spread lies that aren’t true. I’m calling in to tell you to stop speaking my name or we will have a huge problem.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now Keon what lie did I spread about you?
KEON CAMP: Everything.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now everything can’t be a lie Keon, everyone has seen you and Yeshua out in public being more than friends. I know you don’t live under a rock, you did know he was married to Richie Rich.
KEON CAMP: Am I not allowed to have friends? When did it become a problem to have friends? Like that's what I’m confused about.
MILES BALENCIAGA: There’s nothing wrong with having friends dear but once it becomes more then friends, then it becomes a problem. I just never expected you to be so messy, I knew your ex was but when you turned out to be messy too, it shocked me.
KEON CAMP: Miles you can say whatever you want, but I called in just to clear my name of the bullshit allegations you're making against me. I get that you're alone and no one wants you, but I’m good with being by myself. I left a toxic situation so why the hell would I put myself in another one?
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t know Keon, you tell us. You're the one leaving his apartment late at night, you know the apartment he bought after him and Richie Rich decided not to live together anymore.
KEON CAMP: I leave Amonte’s home late at night, does that mean I’m fucking him?
MILES BALENCIAGA: Ok Keon, I can see you will never admit to you fucking a married man but can you at least tell us why you and Zuma broke up? Did he find out about you cheating with Yeshua? I know you cheated on him before and your bestfriend Amonte spilled the tea, and speaking of Amonte are you two still “real friends” or you “fake friends” to play it up for the camera?
KEON CAMP: And Miles is that your “real ass” or is it a “fake ass” for you to play it up for the camera?
MILES BALENCIAGA: Cute, but all this ass is real. But answer my question, we all want to know what happened between you and Zuma, I mean at first you guys were going to work it out and all of sudden the two of you broke up and Zuma disappeared off the face of the earth, so what happened?
KEON CAMP: Why does that even matter? The relationship didn’t work out and that's between me and him, I don’t even speak his name and you shouldn’t either, don’t give light to an already dead situation.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Oooh someone is hurt.
KEON CAMP: Fuck you Miles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Boo Boo kitty feeling spicy tonight on the phone, I didn’t know you had all this aggression in you. I’m so used to seeing you being punked by your friends and boyfriends that I didn’t know you could actually stand up for yourself.
KEON CAMP: Man shut the fuck up, I’m angry because you out here spreading lies on me and I don’t like it, just keep my name out of your mouth.
Before Miles can respond Keon disconnects the call.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Baby I got the girls on ten tonight, I’m sorry y’all can't handle the heat. First Akasha called acting all tough on the phone and then we have Keon hitting my line with a bunch of rah-rah, I can’t take y’all tonight.
Miles laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But they were entertaining, I’m sure the views will be huge with this one. I get when I spill y’alls tea that it upsets you but we all know what's done in the dark will always come to light. I’m just helping y’all get the info out and who better to tell it to the people than me. But I like the idea of having people call in just to speak their peace, but if you try to read me then be prepared for what's to come after.
Miles reaches over and grabs his mug that reads “Tea Spiller” on the side, he takes a sip of his spiked tea and places the mug back on the table.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now I want my fans to know that even though I’m appearing on ATL as a cast member, I will still be doing #GossipWithMiles🎙, I have to spill the tea on behind the scenes of filming and of course when the season airs you know I’ll have to give you my input of what's going down so make sure you tune in and show your support for both shows.
Miles blows a kiss at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Catch me on the next #GossipWithMiles🎙.