Post by Moments In Life on Jul 31, 2021 0:31:52 GMT -5
#GossipWithMiles🎙
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’ve been slacking on the tea, but then again I’ve taken it easy on y’all too. I know it must hurt to wake up and see your name in headlines but if you stop doing some of the shit you did then you wouldn’t have to worry about your business popping up on #GossipWithMiles🎙. I’m just being real, but let’s get this party started.
The scene opens up with Miles inside of his plush and lavish home sitting in front of the window staring into the camera, the grin on his face says it all, he’s ready to spill all the tea tonight.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Like I said before the girls can’t handle me, today my lawyer called me and said that I had a letter sent to his office from our favorite prostitute or maybe i should say “call girl” has sent me out a cease and desist letter claiming that i’m spreading lies about her life and that is defamation of character but baby you’ve already ruined your character. Listen I only put your business out in the streets hoping to help you, maybe it would open your eyes and make you realize that hoeing isn’t going to get you anywhere. And it's funny to me that she calls Micah her boyfriend when everyone knows that’s her pimp.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And poor Chase is trying to find his way back into the relationship, word on the street is that Asani gave Micah an ultimatum and that was to drop Chase or lose her, I guess Micah chose fish over the eggplant and I don’t blame him, Asani is a beautiful girl but I just don’t get how a man can lay with a woman knowing she sleeps with numerous men for a living, that’s so tacky.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But I guess I can’t save all the girls, I can only help the ones that want to be helped. Speaking of help Cadence has officially signed a contract with MIL after being fired from the network for the uber incident he had with his ex boyfriend Amonte Jordan. Now I know I reported the news last week about Cadence being caught filming but now it's a fact that he is on the show. I guess this makes the rest of the cast happy since Cadence is the resident drug dealer, and his list of clients stretches long too.
Miles winks at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I could expose all of you because in my email I have all the names of the cast who buy drugs, some of whom I want to release but I’ll hold onto that tea and release them when it's necessary. It amazes me the things the mil talent does behind closed doors hoping it doesn’t come to light but we all know what is done in the dark will eventually make its way into the light and lets just say some of you guys need this job. Speaking of jobs ya boy is cashing more checks and adding more jobs to my resume, the people are loving #GossipWithMiles🎙 and word on the street is that it might actually make it to daytime television, now bitch if they give me a TV show I won’t know how to act. I also got a couple scripts landed on my desk which I’m going to look over after I finish dragging some of you heffas tonight, so trust me the jobs are coming and if the people didn’t believe in your boy then I wouldn’t be getting jobs period.
Miles snaps his fingers.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I know they girls are mad I’m rejoining the cast of ATL4 but baby the network didn’t think you guys would make it without me. With all the cast shake ups and fights, MIL knew that needed someone like me to save the show and to save those ratings! I mean look at who we have on the cast, Dallas Reed isn’t doing anything with his life except sniffing coke and fucking politicians but I heard the coin wasn’t big enough so he’s still struggling with Jalen not reutning to the show, Dallas basically has nothing.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Poor baby! And then we have Chase who just rekindled a relationship with Jaser but with creative differences and contract issues it looks like Jaser was axed from Season 4 of ATL which leaves Chase without a storyline, now I know Chase just recently opened up his own lounge “ManniLounge” which I heard is doing pretty good with the public but I’m wondering who we will see on his arm this season. I know since Asani forced Micah to kick him to the curb I’m sure he’ll be out here in these streets desperately looking for a man to hold onto or maybe just a dick to suck.
Miles reaches for his fan and starts fanning himself as he delivers more tea.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Jordan Skywalker just signed a deal with MIL network and from what I’m hearing he’s appearing on ATL. Now don’t get me wrong I don’t mind him being on the show, we need different personalities but what is it with these straights taking our shine? And what could he possibly do on the show? Does he even know anyone? From what I see on his social media he comes off very childish and loud, but maybe he’ll bring something different to the show because Lord knows MIL needs it. I just hope he comes in with an open mind because he doesn’t know what he has in store for him, this crowd can be a crazy bunch and a shady one too.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I can’t wait to dive deep into his personal life because I’m sure he has some stories to tell with his crazy ass.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Speaking of crazy asses, Adyn is still running around talking crazy talk. Does anyone even know what Adyn tweets about half the time? He is either going on a rant or babbling about some nonsense that no one knows about. All I know is he’s making poor Hector look like a fool out here, does Adyn really love Hector or is he using Hector? I really don’t know and honestly what could he use Hector for, Hector is a struggling model who can’t book a campaign to save his life, he’s subject to social media posts and hopes he gains at least 5 likes, try harder and maybe pick up another profession because modeling is not working for you.
Miles laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t know what dumpster MIL is pulling some of these people from but I need for them to try harder if they want a successful season because I can’t always come and save the day.
Miles looks down at his phone and notices another alert pop up.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It looks like my sources are hard at work, for days Keon has been denying his secret relationship with Yeshua Banner who is married to Richie Rich but the two were just photographed out on what looks like what a late dinner date. Now don’t get me wrong I’m all for people falling in love but falling in love with someone single, Keon out here pulling a Alicia Keys and I don’t like it. Richie Rich is a good friend of mine, we’ve collaborated on a lot of things in LA and when I talked to him personally a couple days ago, he sounded like he was really hurting. I know Keon called in on my last episode and tried to set me straight but baby the evidence is out there, you can’t hide this anymore and the world will know you are a homewrecker. I’m starting to believe that Keon was the reason why he and Zuma broke up, not Zuma.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Who knows what the story behind that breakup, that shit happened abruptly but then again I knew both of them weren’t going to last. But what I will say is that Keon better watch it, karma's a bitch and from what it seems like he’s already gotten a taste of bad karma with his relationship ending but I guess he isn’t done yet, whew these heffas never learn.
Miles flips his hair to the side.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It's nice to see we didn’t have any unwanted calls tonight, but I guess after I dragged Akasha and Keon in the last episode, the people were scared. I’m the queen of dragging heffas so just know if you come at me wrong, then expect the outcome not to be a good one and I can promise you that. But thank you everyone for tuning into this edition of #GossipWithMiles🎙 and I’ll see you next time and trust me the tea will be even hotter.
Miles smiles and waves at the camera as the scene fades.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’ve been slacking on the tea, but then again I’ve taken it easy on y’all too. I know it must hurt to wake up and see your name in headlines but if you stop doing some of the shit you did then you wouldn’t have to worry about your business popping up on #GossipWithMiles🎙. I’m just being real, but let’s get this party started.
The scene opens up with Miles inside of his plush and lavish home sitting in front of the window staring into the camera, the grin on his face says it all, he’s ready to spill all the tea tonight.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Like I said before the girls can’t handle me, today my lawyer called me and said that I had a letter sent to his office from our favorite prostitute or maybe i should say “call girl” has sent me out a cease and desist letter claiming that i’m spreading lies about her life and that is defamation of character but baby you’ve already ruined your character. Listen I only put your business out in the streets hoping to help you, maybe it would open your eyes and make you realize that hoeing isn’t going to get you anywhere. And it's funny to me that she calls Micah her boyfriend when everyone knows that’s her pimp.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And poor Chase is trying to find his way back into the relationship, word on the street is that Asani gave Micah an ultimatum and that was to drop Chase or lose her, I guess Micah chose fish over the eggplant and I don’t blame him, Asani is a beautiful girl but I just don’t get how a man can lay with a woman knowing she sleeps with numerous men for a living, that’s so tacky.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But I guess I can’t save all the girls, I can only help the ones that want to be helped. Speaking of help Cadence has officially signed a contract with MIL after being fired from the network for the uber incident he had with his ex boyfriend Amonte Jordan. Now I know I reported the news last week about Cadence being caught filming but now it's a fact that he is on the show. I guess this makes the rest of the cast happy since Cadence is the resident drug dealer, and his list of clients stretches long too.
Miles winks at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I could expose all of you because in my email I have all the names of the cast who buy drugs, some of whom I want to release but I’ll hold onto that tea and release them when it's necessary. It amazes me the things the mil talent does behind closed doors hoping it doesn’t come to light but we all know what is done in the dark will eventually make its way into the light and lets just say some of you guys need this job. Speaking of jobs ya boy is cashing more checks and adding more jobs to my resume, the people are loving #GossipWithMiles🎙 and word on the street is that it might actually make it to daytime television, now bitch if they give me a TV show I won’t know how to act. I also got a couple scripts landed on my desk which I’m going to look over after I finish dragging some of you heffas tonight, so trust me the jobs are coming and if the people didn’t believe in your boy then I wouldn’t be getting jobs period.
Miles snaps his fingers.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I know they girls are mad I’m rejoining the cast of ATL4 but baby the network didn’t think you guys would make it without me. With all the cast shake ups and fights, MIL knew that needed someone like me to save the show and to save those ratings! I mean look at who we have on the cast, Dallas Reed isn’t doing anything with his life except sniffing coke and fucking politicians but I heard the coin wasn’t big enough so he’s still struggling with Jalen not reutning to the show, Dallas basically has nothing.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Poor baby! And then we have Chase who just rekindled a relationship with Jaser but with creative differences and contract issues it looks like Jaser was axed from Season 4 of ATL which leaves Chase without a storyline, now I know Chase just recently opened up his own lounge “ManniLounge” which I heard is doing pretty good with the public but I’m wondering who we will see on his arm this season. I know since Asani forced Micah to kick him to the curb I’m sure he’ll be out here in these streets desperately looking for a man to hold onto or maybe just a dick to suck.
Miles reaches for his fan and starts fanning himself as he delivers more tea.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Jordan Skywalker just signed a deal with MIL network and from what I’m hearing he’s appearing on ATL. Now don’t get me wrong I don’t mind him being on the show, we need different personalities but what is it with these straights taking our shine? And what could he possibly do on the show? Does he even know anyone? From what I see on his social media he comes off very childish and loud, but maybe he’ll bring something different to the show because Lord knows MIL needs it. I just hope he comes in with an open mind because he doesn’t know what he has in store for him, this crowd can be a crazy bunch and a shady one too.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I can’t wait to dive deep into his personal life because I’m sure he has some stories to tell with his crazy ass.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Speaking of crazy asses, Adyn is still running around talking crazy talk. Does anyone even know what Adyn tweets about half the time? He is either going on a rant or babbling about some nonsense that no one knows about. All I know is he’s making poor Hector look like a fool out here, does Adyn really love Hector or is he using Hector? I really don’t know and honestly what could he use Hector for, Hector is a struggling model who can’t book a campaign to save his life, he’s subject to social media posts and hopes he gains at least 5 likes, try harder and maybe pick up another profession because modeling is not working for you.
Miles laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t know what dumpster MIL is pulling some of these people from but I need for them to try harder if they want a successful season because I can’t always come and save the day.
Miles looks down at his phone and notices another alert pop up.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It looks like my sources are hard at work, for days Keon has been denying his secret relationship with Yeshua Banner who is married to Richie Rich but the two were just photographed out on what looks like what a late dinner date. Now don’t get me wrong I’m all for people falling in love but falling in love with someone single, Keon out here pulling a Alicia Keys and I don’t like it. Richie Rich is a good friend of mine, we’ve collaborated on a lot of things in LA and when I talked to him personally a couple days ago, he sounded like he was really hurting. I know Keon called in on my last episode and tried to set me straight but baby the evidence is out there, you can’t hide this anymore and the world will know you are a homewrecker. I’m starting to believe that Keon was the reason why he and Zuma broke up, not Zuma.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Who knows what the story behind that breakup, that shit happened abruptly but then again I knew both of them weren’t going to last. But what I will say is that Keon better watch it, karma's a bitch and from what it seems like he’s already gotten a taste of bad karma with his relationship ending but I guess he isn’t done yet, whew these heffas never learn.
Miles flips his hair to the side.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It's nice to see we didn’t have any unwanted calls tonight, but I guess after I dragged Akasha and Keon in the last episode, the people were scared. I’m the queen of dragging heffas so just know if you come at me wrong, then expect the outcome not to be a good one and I can promise you that. But thank you everyone for tuning into this edition of #GossipWithMiles🎙 and I’ll see you next time and trust me the tea will be even hotter.
Miles smiles and waves at the camera as the scene fades.