Post by Moments In Life on Sept 5, 2021 4:09:04 GMT -5
#GOSSIPWITHMILES🎙
MILES BALENCIAGA: It’s about that time again my boo boo kitties, for another fabulous episode of #GossipWithMiles. The place where I will deliver all the true facts, the breaking news and the juicy gossip, but I’m sure you all already knew that.
Miles winks at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’ve been silent on social media for my own peace of mind, everytime I decide to drop some knowledge or facts on these heffas, they can’t take the heat so they all want to come at me at once and I’m not for the bullying because that's what it is. One thing about Miles is that I can take the heat, and will clap that ass back and leave you and the whole world gagging and gasping for air.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Let's get to the news, last week Amari Kent was shown filming in front of the cameras with his girlfriend North Wynters. And word on the street is that they're planning a wedding for sometime in the fall of next year. Amari was photographed smiling and looked happy which is a good thing because if you haven’t heard Amari lost his younger brother a couple of weeks ago and my sources are saying it was a drug overdose. Heroin!
Miles shakes his head in disgust.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Poor baby! My love goes out to the Kent family because I've suffered many losses and trust me it's not an easy process. I know my reports last #GossipWithMiles stated that Amari was quitting both #theLIFEATL and FIGHT NYC. But after seeing him with the cameras this past weekend proves that we’ll see this beauty on #theLIFEATL Season 4.
Miles smirks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Speaking of #theLIFEATL, we have been filming and almost through the season, yes boo boo kitties there will be some DRAMA! Of course I have the haters going against me but I promise you all this will be one of the best seasons ATL has ever had. I can promise you that, part of it being the greatest season is of course me returning to the show. I know since I am the fan favorite between both franchises I know the world is excited to see me back. Todrick who? Ha! The audacity to think he’s a fan favorite, maybe a favorite to the piers and club bathrooms but not a fan favorite of the show.
Miles flips his hair to the side.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But I don’t want to waste too much time on betty bop and her loose vagina, or should i say bugina?
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But no really, I just wish some of you heffas would take ownership of the bullshit you do, OWN IT like my girl Lisa Rinna would say and yes I do know Lisa Rinna, thank you boo for my Rinna Lip kit, I adore it.
Miles winks at the camera while holding up Lisa Rinna’s lip kit product. He places it on the table beside him.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But let's move onto some other news. My sources tell me that MIL has hired yet another cast member for NY, Chile. When will it end? I personally feel like the cast they have is fine minus maybe two people but I guess more the merrier right? I just hope Jordan brings something spicy to the show. Between Silas’ multiple DUI’s, Todrick’s brokenness and Amonte’s fraud, we need something different. THE SHADE IS REAL!
Miles takes a sip of his mug which has some tea and a little bit of vodka inside.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile ATL’s Diamond has been making quite the name for herself, I guess she was tired of being known as “Amari’s secret baby mother” so she decided to step out and let the girls know she is here and here to stay. But her background ain't squeaky clean and it looks like our resident stripper likes to play in group settings. Yes I said it “GROUP SETTINGS” the word on the street is that she’s Paul Montuori and Alexis’ trick.
Miles giggles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Look I’m down for an ole nasty threesome but Diamond how could you go from Amari to Paul.
Miles frowns.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I guess these girls are desperate nowadays, but hey if you like bad breath and dudes with dirty hair and nails then go ahead boo, do you! But what she should have been focused on is how she is going to pay for that club she owns, honey my sources sent over some paperwork and it looks like “Diamonds” is on the verge of bankruptcy, I guess since Amari isn’t bringing in that wrestling coin anymore, that child support check has dried up.
Miles laughs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t see what the girls see in Alexis, in the beginning I thought she would have been a cool chick but her personality is what turned me off from her. But it doesn’t surprise me that those two would link up and be so close, but I only see two dusty heffas looking like fools. Alexis should probably focus on that baby she’s carrying in her stomach and figure out who the baby is. It looks like ole girl is taking a page from Akasha’s book without knowing who the father of her child is. Could it be Austin’s or Paul’s? Because my sources are telling me that party city is fucking both of them.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Whew what is it with these heffas out here playing side hoes, I never understood why hoes like playing second, that's embarrassing. Alexis really should humble herself, I hope when she opens up this little low end boutique that she matures and makes better decisions, sources say she’s been working with a few investors since we all know she doesn’t have the income herself to open up a store, but hey there’s nothing wrong with a handout, a lot of people do it.
Miles whips out his fan and starts fanning himself as the shade bombs continue.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But speaking of embarrassment, our resident dope fiend Cadence was supposedly arrested in Greece and held at customs until the cast departed. I heard London had to fork out some big bucks for a lawyer, I mean London is one of the faces of MIL so he is responsible for his talent.
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It doesn’t surprise me to hear that about Cadence, it seems like drugs is something he’s struggled about for a long time and from what I’m hearing his ex boyfriend is spilling all his tea on this season of NY and I CANNOT WAIT!
Miles screams in excitement.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I heard Dax has somehow found himself back on the ATL Cast, I remember him signing on season 2 or 3 and only lasting one episode. I personally felt like he wouldn’t fit on the show but for whatever reason MIL wanted to give him a chance, well you see where they landed him?
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well I guess it's good that Dax is finally collecting a check because from what my sources are telling me is Dax doesn’t have a home, I’m surprised he can afford a phone to tweet. I think once that first ATL check clears he should find him a permanent home instead of the mobile one who drives around in.
Miles chuckles to himself, flipping his hair back as he stares back into the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile this tea was too damn hot, now I know after this goes up my usual haters will have something to say and that’s fine, but baby check your lives instead of trying to check me, it's your filthy business, not mine. I just reported it!
Miles winks at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Smooches heffas!