Post by Moments In Life on Oct 31, 2021 4:36:17 GMT -5
#GOSSIPWITHMILES🎙
The scene opens up inside of #NakedBarMiami, the party is still going on and after a successful taping of the reunion, some of the cast decided to fly out to Miami and party with Kylie. The scene cuts to a section that is roped off from the crowd and sitting inside of the section is Miles Balenciaga and Chanel Snow.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile #NakedBarMiami is packed tonight, the thugs are out throwing money and the girls are shaking ass collecting a coin, I am living for this night.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m enjoying myself, normally I would be at #ClubLadyBoy entertaining my guests but Kylie is a close friend and I love coming to #NakedBar so when she hit me up and asked me to attend the Halloween party tonight, I couldn’t say no.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Girl I’m loving this costume, it's giving me cowgirl realness.
Chanel winks at Miles.
CHANEL SNOW: That’s the point, I have my lasso too just in case I have to tie some of these bitches up if they start acting weird.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chanel welcome back to social media girl and thank you for co-hosting #GOSSIPWITHMILES🎙 with me, the shade you throw is always welcomed.
CHANEL SNOW: Now Miles no one is as shady as you are, but the shade you throw always mean shade, I throw fun shade.
Chanel giggles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Boo boo like I always say the truth hurts and these boo boo kitties out here can’t handle the truth.
CHANEL SNOW: Well that is true because I know when we host the #KiKiSession’s the girls get upset. But Miles baby, why are the fuck are you so mean? I remember when you first signed onto #theLIFEATL you weren’t this mean, I mean you were messy and in everyone's business so that part hasn’t changed but boo some of the stuff you say is cut throat.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well you haven’t heard anything yet, I got some tea for the girls tonight.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh gosh, why am I all of sudden nervous?
Miles gives off a petty smirk.
MILES BALENCIAGA: We filmed #theLIFENYReunion today and to my surprise it went well, we had a couple issues which was expected but the reunion went smoothly.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m surprised chile, because the way you slander those NY gals had me worried about you. I just knew as soon as the reunion started a fight was going to break out.
MILES BALENCIAGA: The girls called themselves putting me in my place but chile you can’t put a King like me in his place, I run the kingdom.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow, kingdom huh? So we're back in medieval times now? I guess I missed that memo.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Whew girl, the shade.
CHANEL SNOW: No, no! No Shade!
Chanel smiles.
CHANEL SNOW: Spill the tea girl, what happened? Who fought who? Did we finally find out if Amonte’s parents are out here committing fraud? Or what about Keon and his messy situation, like girl I need to know.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well all those questions will be answered because you should know I asked all the hard questions, I don’t play around.
Miles pauses as he notices a cute boy walk past his section.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Baby, let me tell you. Give me five minutes with that man and I’ll snatch his soul out of his body.
CHANEL SNOW: Someone’s in heat.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes chile I am, and your friend Dallas not giving the dick up, I’ve never had to chase dick this hard.
CHANEL SNOW: Ooop! You better leave my friend alone. He’s not available!
MILES BALENCIAGA: I know that girl, he’s with me. DUH!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh this is more fake news huh?
MILES BALENCIAGA: True tea, he just doesn’t know it yet but it’s going to happen. I need you to put in a good word for me.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh no boo, I don’t meddle in any of my friends affairs, I’ve learned my lesson.
Chanel takes a sip of her drink.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Boo you whore. I’ll get him somehow, but back to the reunion. I will say that I did walk into the reunion thinking it was going to be difficult to tape because of some of the “alleged” rumors I’ve put out about some of the cast but I can hold my own, I wasn’t scared at all. See what people need to understand and I’ve said this plenty of times, blogging is my job so yes there will be things I say you may not like but I’m just doing my job. Some of these heffas need to be happy someone is talking about them, that's all I’ll say about that.
CHANEL SNOW: But some of that stuff is hurtful and could really affect their lives.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Not my problem, keep your house in order and these so called “rumors” wouldn’t affect you as much.
CHANEL SNOW: I don’t think you get it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Oh I get what you’re saying, but I want you to understand that I don’t care. These heffas talk shit me about me too so what is it a big deal when I do it?
Chanel shrugs.
CHANEL SNOW: What I want to know is why you decided to come back to the show after you quit? It was kind of dramatic if you asked me.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Because you heffas all came at me during the reunion, I can’t help that I’m popular in Atlanta and a lot of people know me, I didn’t like the fake energy so I split. But because MIL decided to throw away some of the trash and hire some new blood, I said “why not give it another chance”? MIL needed to let go some of those heffas.
CHANEL SNOW: Well damn who did you want to leave?
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile majority of them, it was good to see Jalen, Isaiah and Hadi go. All of them were just a waste of camera time, no stories and always needed help from someone else to carry them along and chile I wasn’t about to keep making people famous off my name.
CHANEL SNOW: Well I know you didn’t carry me, I’m an OG in this game and the fans were distraught when they found out I was leaving.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Hmm, looks like MIL dropped a little teaser for ATL that included you, and from what my sources are saying you haven’t officially quit the franchise.
CHANEL SNOW: Mind your business Miles.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile lets breakdown these reunion looks, in my opinion everyone looked great but I loved Amaya’s dress, i think she deserves best dressed.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Amaya always gives me life when it comes to her fashion, I just wanted to know what she’s doing for work because I haven’t seen her in anyone's courtroom and when you do see pictures of her she’s always on someone's yacht or island.
CHANEL SNOW: She is a lawyer chile she got the coins.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I know some broke lawyers, I’m just saying. I think the worst dress had to go to Cadence, baby bop looked like he just threw on a pair of faded jeans, a cut up tee and cardigan and called it a day.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m not familiar with his fashion during the season, but he seems very laid back. I don’t know why people try to go all out for the reunions, I get you want to look good but chile sitting there for 8+ hours uncomfortable is not cute.
MILES BALENCIAGA: He looked like a hot mess. NEXT!
CHANEL SNOW: Boy!
MILES BALENCIAGA: The Jordan’s looked cute, A’Leah’s outfit was kind of plain janeish but with all the stuff that’s been going on in her life, I’m shocked she even showed up to the reunion. As for her brother Amonte, I hope he was wearing some sort of label because it looked like he just rolled out of bed, threw on a sheer black shirt and some jeans and said he was cute. I guess with all the fraud going on he couldn’t afford a top designer!
CHANEL SNOW: You just can’t be nice can you?
MILES BALENCIAGA: Amonte tried to come for me at the reunion so he’s on my shit list right now.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m sure you deserved it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t like your attitude.
The two laugh as they both sip on their drinks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: My bestie Austin looked great, and I know he was wearing labels. You see Austin can afford labels unlike his man Todrick because chile he shouldn’t have attended the reunion with what he had on.
CHANEL SNOW: Well if they're together then I would assume he would make sure his man looked good too, I would hope it’s not a one sided relationship.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile word on the street is that Todrick begs, bargains and borrows from everyone and their momma.
CHANEL SNOW: You can’t always believe the “word on the street” sometimes that word can cause you some trouble. I’ve never had one on one conversations with them personally, I’ve only met them through mutual friends or at MIL events but I’ve always received good energy from them.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Austin isn’t the problem, his man is.
CHANEL SNOW: You said Austin is your “bestie” right? I’m sure he doesn’t like you trashing his man.
Miles laughs sarcastically.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Girl he tells me all the time to lay off his man but I have to keep reminding myself that I’m only doing my job and it’s no offense to him.
Chanel shakes her head disagreeing with what Miles just said.
CHANEL SNOW: I don’t understand why you're so mean to Todrick though, he seems like a very sweet guy who is deeply in love with his man and loves entertaining people.
MILES BALENCIAGA: He also likes to jerk strangers off in public restrooms but that’s another story.
CHANEL SNOW: Oop! Chiiillleeeeee…
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now I loved the coat Keon wore but baby the rest of the outfit gave me highschool attire, I think Keon is still trying to find his place in the fashion world because first season his style was atrocious and I thought it would get better this season but he’s like another Giselle, he’s not hitting the fashion marks so maybe he should take some of this life money and hire him a stylists.
CHANEL SNOW: That coat was everything though, I wanted to write to him personally and ask him where he got it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile check any flea market in NY, i’m sure you’ll find it somewhere.
Chanel slaps her hand across her forehead.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m just saying, if you are on tv and making a little money then wouldn’t it be smart to invest in some nicer clothes?
CHANEL SNOW: I know a lot of rich people that don’t waste money on clothes, it’s really no point because most of them only wear it once and then it sits in the closet and collects dust.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Excuses, anyway! Next up with Jordan Parker Kane!
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: He gives me little boy vibes, I didn’t like it at all. I need this man to hit puberty and the legal age and then maybe I’ll feel a little different.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh boy, I’m sure that man is grown. I thought he looked really handsome today.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And lemme guess you think Geon looked handsome too huh? I think Keon and Geon were my least favorite.
CHANEL SNOW: I honestly can’t remember what he had on.
MILES BALENCIAGA: You’re right, the outfit was forgettable. NEXT!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh My Gosh Miles I didn’t say that, I just said I couldn’t remember what he had on, I have a lot of liquor up in me right now and it’s loud as hell in this club, I can’t concentrate.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Not much to concentrate on Chile, the outfit was hideous. Malachi Stone thought he was fashionable today too, I swear I wish some of them would have stayed home if they knew their budget couldn’t handle looking nice at the reunion. It’s been months since everyone has seen each other and you're telling me you didn’t want to show up and show out. I would have gave the girls something to talk about, well I did because I was the host and my look was flawless.
Miles smirks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: 10’s across the board.
CHANEL SNOW: Okaaay for the 10’s.
Chanel snaps her fingers and yells out a ballroom chant.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And as for Yeshua and Trapp, both of them gave me regular corner boy vibes. I’m like sir this isn’t the bodega or the city street corner, I need for y’all to stop looking like y’all sell drugs and look like you own businesses.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow, you are judgy tonight. I love both of them and have partied with them a lot. I thought they looked handsome.
MILES BALENCIAGA: You’re too nice tonight, I need the mean girl Chanel.
CHANEL SNOW: She’s off tonight, i think you’re doing enough shade for the both of us.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Listen Chile all I will say is that everyone needs to tune into the reunion because this is something you don’t want to miss, the girls are going at it and all the tea is being spilled, the truth is coming out and these heffas are mad.
Both Miles and Chanel click their shot glasses together.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Ugh that one was strong.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m so happy Rico is coming to pick me up because Lord knows I would be in the car sleeping in the parking lot until morning.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I am dead, sleep bitch?
CHANEL SNOW: Yes, and I mean a deep sleep.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Are y’all married yet?
CHANEL SNOW: No, unfortunately the pandemic messed that all up, Trinity and I had to shut LadyBoy down for a couple months so it was a mess, but we’re back to planning and hoping for summer next year.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I better get an invite. But speaking of Trinity I heard she signed back up to be on Season 4 after saying she was leaving the show, I guess the girls really need a check nowadays. But it looks like she’s caught up in some mess, word on the street is she left Devyn for his brother.
CHANEL SNOW: Now this is where I draw the line because I would never sit back and let you disrespect my best friend.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Oh yall friends now? This is the same girl you said owed you $5k in the first season.
Chanel rolls her eyes.
CHANEL SNOW: You tried it, don’t be messy Miles just take a day off and leave that messy shit alone. Trinity and I are good friends and we don’t ponder on the past like some people I know. Trinity is self made and well paid and doesn’t need to come back to a show for a “check”. MIL reached out to both of us and we sat down and talked about it and we thought it was best to make a few appearances on the show to help promote LadyBoy and our brand.
MILES BALENCIAGA: That’s cute and all but what about her leaving Devyn for his brother?
CHANEL SNOW: That I won’t comment on because it’s none of my business or yours. Miles you might be able to come for the other girls but Trinity is off limits.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Okay girl, don’t get all crazy on me now. The streets wanted to know!
CHANEL SNOW: Well the streets aka you need to mind their damn business. Okkkurrr
Chanel snaps her fingers and flips her hair to the side.
CHANEL SNOW: Let’s keep it cute.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well I’m excited about ATL this season, like I said out with the old and in with the new. Any advice for the newbies?
CHANEL SNOW: Just be as real and authentic as you can and don’t let these girls tell your story you should be the only one that tells it. But I think they’ll do good, if they watched the show before then they’ll know what to do.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m excited to see some of the newbies, I heard some tea about Mario.
CHANEL SNOW: And I’m sure you're going to tell it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I just thought MIL did background checks on all the new people they hire because from what I’m hearing Mario has some history with the feds.
CHANEL SNOW: Wait a minute what?
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes girl, I heard Denzel paid to get his background expunged but at one point Mario was involved in some big criminal activity, chile that man is an undercover kingpin. I can tell!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh you can tell huh? How? I have to hear this.
MILES BALENCIAGA: His demeanor, the way he presents himself, it's something about him that screams Original Gangsta and I’m here for it. He needs to come and OG this ass real quick!
Chanel’s face frowns up giving off a disgusted look.
CHANEL SNOW: Yeah that’s too much, but if it is true then who cares, everyone has a past.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I also heard that he has a crush on one of the ATL girls, I think it's either North, Asani or Alexis, they are the prettiest girls on the season. But if I had to choose out of the three I would say it's Asani, I heard she throws her hot box all over Atlanta, but I guess she has too since her man is not selling any records.
Miles chuckles and Chanel just shakes her head.
CHANEL SNOW: Not hotbox chile.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And they said it's scorching hot. Then we have Benny and Skye who are fairly new to the show, and also Amari Kent who is the boyfriend, I mean fiancee to North Winters.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow congratulations to the both of them, I read somewhere on the blogs they were engaged but I didn’t know for sure. You know how these blogs can lie and fabricate stories.
Chanel looks directly at Miles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: What are you trying to say girl?
Chanel doesn’t respond, instead she lifts her drink up and takes a sip.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well anyway I hope all three give us something good to watch. I don’t have much on Benny and Skye but I know Amari’s life is a trainwreck. That man doesn't know if he wants a woman or a man, if he wants to wrestle or be a reality star, chile he’s all the way messed up. But I guess after losing a brother, it can get like that. I’m sure that the grieving process is hard!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow, that's sad. I didn’t know he lost his brother!
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes chile and listen to this, Todrick is Amari’s cousin and word on the street is Todrick didn’t attend the funeral, chile he didn’t even send flowers. They have a rocky relationship, one minutes their friends and the next minute they hate each other.
CHANEL SNOW: That's unfortunate because in the end family is really all you have, I hope whatever issues they have they are able to sort out. Normally when you lose someone it brings you closer so it must be something deep rooted for them to still be at each other's throats. I’ll pray for them both though!
MILES BALENCIAGA: Pray for Todrick more, he needs it.
Chanel brushes off Miles' comment.
CHANEL SNOW: Like I said, I will pray for them both.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Listen I’ve had a ball with you tonight boo, but we gotta get back out there and enjoy ourselves. I thank you so much for doing my podcast with me and you have to come back again, but next time I need the real shady Chanel to come out.
CHANEL SNOW: You get what you get, but of course I would love to come back and KiKi with you. Maybe one day you can stop by the #KiKiSession, that is if Dallas doesn’t put a restraining order out on you.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Ooooh, the shade girl.
Chanel chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And that's it for tonight folks, me and Chanel gotta get back to the party and turn up! SMOOCHIES BOO BOO KITTIES!đź’‹
The scene opens up inside of #NakedBarMiami, the party is still going on and after a successful taping of the reunion, some of the cast decided to fly out to Miami and party with Kylie. The scene cuts to a section that is roped off from the crowd and sitting inside of the section is Miles Balenciaga and Chanel Snow.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile #NakedBarMiami is packed tonight, the thugs are out throwing money and the girls are shaking ass collecting a coin, I am living for this night.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m enjoying myself, normally I would be at #ClubLadyBoy entertaining my guests but Kylie is a close friend and I love coming to #NakedBar so when she hit me up and asked me to attend the Halloween party tonight, I couldn’t say no.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Girl I’m loving this costume, it's giving me cowgirl realness.
Chanel winks at Miles.
CHANEL SNOW: That’s the point, I have my lasso too just in case I have to tie some of these bitches up if they start acting weird.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chanel welcome back to social media girl and thank you for co-hosting #GOSSIPWITHMILES🎙 with me, the shade you throw is always welcomed.
CHANEL SNOW: Now Miles no one is as shady as you are, but the shade you throw always mean shade, I throw fun shade.
Chanel giggles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Boo boo like I always say the truth hurts and these boo boo kitties out here can’t handle the truth.
CHANEL SNOW: Well that is true because I know when we host the #KiKiSession’s the girls get upset. But Miles baby, why are the fuck are you so mean? I remember when you first signed onto #theLIFEATL you weren’t this mean, I mean you were messy and in everyone's business so that part hasn’t changed but boo some of the stuff you say is cut throat.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well you haven’t heard anything yet, I got some tea for the girls tonight.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh gosh, why am I all of sudden nervous?
Miles gives off a petty smirk.
MILES BALENCIAGA: We filmed #theLIFENYReunion today and to my surprise it went well, we had a couple issues which was expected but the reunion went smoothly.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m surprised chile, because the way you slander those NY gals had me worried about you. I just knew as soon as the reunion started a fight was going to break out.
MILES BALENCIAGA: The girls called themselves putting me in my place but chile you can’t put a King like me in his place, I run the kingdom.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow, kingdom huh? So we're back in medieval times now? I guess I missed that memo.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Whew girl, the shade.
CHANEL SNOW: No, no! No Shade!
Chanel smiles.
CHANEL SNOW: Spill the tea girl, what happened? Who fought who? Did we finally find out if Amonte’s parents are out here committing fraud? Or what about Keon and his messy situation, like girl I need to know.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well all those questions will be answered because you should know I asked all the hard questions, I don’t play around.
Miles pauses as he notices a cute boy walk past his section.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Baby, let me tell you. Give me five minutes with that man and I’ll snatch his soul out of his body.
CHANEL SNOW: Someone’s in heat.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes chile I am, and your friend Dallas not giving the dick up, I’ve never had to chase dick this hard.
CHANEL SNOW: Ooop! You better leave my friend alone. He’s not available!
MILES BALENCIAGA: I know that girl, he’s with me. DUH!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh this is more fake news huh?
MILES BALENCIAGA: True tea, he just doesn’t know it yet but it’s going to happen. I need you to put in a good word for me.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh no boo, I don’t meddle in any of my friends affairs, I’ve learned my lesson.
Chanel takes a sip of her drink.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Boo you whore. I’ll get him somehow, but back to the reunion. I will say that I did walk into the reunion thinking it was going to be difficult to tape because of some of the “alleged” rumors I’ve put out about some of the cast but I can hold my own, I wasn’t scared at all. See what people need to understand and I’ve said this plenty of times, blogging is my job so yes there will be things I say you may not like but I’m just doing my job. Some of these heffas need to be happy someone is talking about them, that's all I’ll say about that.
CHANEL SNOW: But some of that stuff is hurtful and could really affect their lives.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Not my problem, keep your house in order and these so called “rumors” wouldn’t affect you as much.
CHANEL SNOW: I don’t think you get it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Oh I get what you’re saying, but I want you to understand that I don’t care. These heffas talk shit me about me too so what is it a big deal when I do it?
Chanel shrugs.
CHANEL SNOW: What I want to know is why you decided to come back to the show after you quit? It was kind of dramatic if you asked me.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Because you heffas all came at me during the reunion, I can’t help that I’m popular in Atlanta and a lot of people know me, I didn’t like the fake energy so I split. But because MIL decided to throw away some of the trash and hire some new blood, I said “why not give it another chance”? MIL needed to let go some of those heffas.
CHANEL SNOW: Well damn who did you want to leave?
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile majority of them, it was good to see Jalen, Isaiah and Hadi go. All of them were just a waste of camera time, no stories and always needed help from someone else to carry them along and chile I wasn’t about to keep making people famous off my name.
CHANEL SNOW: Well I know you didn’t carry me, I’m an OG in this game and the fans were distraught when they found out I was leaving.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Hmm, looks like MIL dropped a little teaser for ATL that included you, and from what my sources are saying you haven’t officially quit the franchise.
CHANEL SNOW: Mind your business Miles.
CHANEL SNOW: Chile lets breakdown these reunion looks, in my opinion everyone looked great but I loved Amaya’s dress, i think she deserves best dressed.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Amaya always gives me life when it comes to her fashion, I just wanted to know what she’s doing for work because I haven’t seen her in anyone's courtroom and when you do see pictures of her she’s always on someone's yacht or island.
CHANEL SNOW: She is a lawyer chile she got the coins.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I know some broke lawyers, I’m just saying. I think the worst dress had to go to Cadence, baby bop looked like he just threw on a pair of faded jeans, a cut up tee and cardigan and called it a day.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m not familiar with his fashion during the season, but he seems very laid back. I don’t know why people try to go all out for the reunions, I get you want to look good but chile sitting there for 8+ hours uncomfortable is not cute.
MILES BALENCIAGA: He looked like a hot mess. NEXT!
CHANEL SNOW: Boy!
MILES BALENCIAGA: The Jordan’s looked cute, A’Leah’s outfit was kind of plain janeish but with all the stuff that’s been going on in her life, I’m shocked she even showed up to the reunion. As for her brother Amonte, I hope he was wearing some sort of label because it looked like he just rolled out of bed, threw on a sheer black shirt and some jeans and said he was cute. I guess with all the fraud going on he couldn’t afford a top designer!
CHANEL SNOW: You just can’t be nice can you?
MILES BALENCIAGA: Amonte tried to come for me at the reunion so he’s on my shit list right now.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m sure you deserved it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t like your attitude.
The two laugh as they both sip on their drinks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: My bestie Austin looked great, and I know he was wearing labels. You see Austin can afford labels unlike his man Todrick because chile he shouldn’t have attended the reunion with what he had on.
CHANEL SNOW: Well if they're together then I would assume he would make sure his man looked good too, I would hope it’s not a one sided relationship.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile word on the street is that Todrick begs, bargains and borrows from everyone and their momma.
CHANEL SNOW: You can’t always believe the “word on the street” sometimes that word can cause you some trouble. I’ve never had one on one conversations with them personally, I’ve only met them through mutual friends or at MIL events but I’ve always received good energy from them.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Austin isn’t the problem, his man is.
CHANEL SNOW: You said Austin is your “bestie” right? I’m sure he doesn’t like you trashing his man.
Miles laughs sarcastically.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Girl he tells me all the time to lay off his man but I have to keep reminding myself that I’m only doing my job and it’s no offense to him.
Chanel shakes her head disagreeing with what Miles just said.
CHANEL SNOW: I don’t understand why you're so mean to Todrick though, he seems like a very sweet guy who is deeply in love with his man and loves entertaining people.
MILES BALENCIAGA: He also likes to jerk strangers off in public restrooms but that’s another story.
CHANEL SNOW: Oop! Chiiillleeeeee…
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now I loved the coat Keon wore but baby the rest of the outfit gave me highschool attire, I think Keon is still trying to find his place in the fashion world because first season his style was atrocious and I thought it would get better this season but he’s like another Giselle, he’s not hitting the fashion marks so maybe he should take some of this life money and hire him a stylists.
CHANEL SNOW: That coat was everything though, I wanted to write to him personally and ask him where he got it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile check any flea market in NY, i’m sure you’ll find it somewhere.
Chanel slaps her hand across her forehead.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m just saying, if you are on tv and making a little money then wouldn’t it be smart to invest in some nicer clothes?
CHANEL SNOW: I know a lot of rich people that don’t waste money on clothes, it’s really no point because most of them only wear it once and then it sits in the closet and collects dust.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Excuses, anyway! Next up with Jordan Parker Kane!
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: He gives me little boy vibes, I didn’t like it at all. I need this man to hit puberty and the legal age and then maybe I’ll feel a little different.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh boy, I’m sure that man is grown. I thought he looked really handsome today.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And lemme guess you think Geon looked handsome too huh? I think Keon and Geon were my least favorite.
CHANEL SNOW: I honestly can’t remember what he had on.
MILES BALENCIAGA: You’re right, the outfit was forgettable. NEXT!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh My Gosh Miles I didn’t say that, I just said I couldn’t remember what he had on, I have a lot of liquor up in me right now and it’s loud as hell in this club, I can’t concentrate.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Not much to concentrate on Chile, the outfit was hideous. Malachi Stone thought he was fashionable today too, I swear I wish some of them would have stayed home if they knew their budget couldn’t handle looking nice at the reunion. It’s been months since everyone has seen each other and you're telling me you didn’t want to show up and show out. I would have gave the girls something to talk about, well I did because I was the host and my look was flawless.
Miles smirks.
MILES BALENCIAGA: 10’s across the board.
CHANEL SNOW: Okaaay for the 10’s.
Chanel snaps her fingers and yells out a ballroom chant.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And as for Yeshua and Trapp, both of them gave me regular corner boy vibes. I’m like sir this isn’t the bodega or the city street corner, I need for y’all to stop looking like y’all sell drugs and look like you own businesses.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow, you are judgy tonight. I love both of them and have partied with them a lot. I thought they looked handsome.
MILES BALENCIAGA: You’re too nice tonight, I need the mean girl Chanel.
CHANEL SNOW: She’s off tonight, i think you’re doing enough shade for the both of us.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Listen Chile all I will say is that everyone needs to tune into the reunion because this is something you don’t want to miss, the girls are going at it and all the tea is being spilled, the truth is coming out and these heffas are mad.
Both Miles and Chanel click their shot glasses together.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Ugh that one was strong.
CHANEL SNOW: I’m so happy Rico is coming to pick me up because Lord knows I would be in the car sleeping in the parking lot until morning.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I am dead, sleep bitch?
CHANEL SNOW: Yes, and I mean a deep sleep.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Are y’all married yet?
CHANEL SNOW: No, unfortunately the pandemic messed that all up, Trinity and I had to shut LadyBoy down for a couple months so it was a mess, but we’re back to planning and hoping for summer next year.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I better get an invite. But speaking of Trinity I heard she signed back up to be on Season 4 after saying she was leaving the show, I guess the girls really need a check nowadays. But it looks like she’s caught up in some mess, word on the street is she left Devyn for his brother.
CHANEL SNOW: Now this is where I draw the line because I would never sit back and let you disrespect my best friend.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Oh yall friends now? This is the same girl you said owed you $5k in the first season.
Chanel rolls her eyes.
CHANEL SNOW: You tried it, don’t be messy Miles just take a day off and leave that messy shit alone. Trinity and I are good friends and we don’t ponder on the past like some people I know. Trinity is self made and well paid and doesn’t need to come back to a show for a “check”. MIL reached out to both of us and we sat down and talked about it and we thought it was best to make a few appearances on the show to help promote LadyBoy and our brand.
MILES BALENCIAGA: That’s cute and all but what about her leaving Devyn for his brother?
CHANEL SNOW: That I won’t comment on because it’s none of my business or yours. Miles you might be able to come for the other girls but Trinity is off limits.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Okay girl, don’t get all crazy on me now. The streets wanted to know!
CHANEL SNOW: Well the streets aka you need to mind their damn business. Okkkurrr
Chanel snaps her fingers and flips her hair to the side.
CHANEL SNOW: Let’s keep it cute.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well I’m excited about ATL this season, like I said out with the old and in with the new. Any advice for the newbies?
CHANEL SNOW: Just be as real and authentic as you can and don’t let these girls tell your story you should be the only one that tells it. But I think they’ll do good, if they watched the show before then they’ll know what to do.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m excited to see some of the newbies, I heard some tea about Mario.
CHANEL SNOW: And I’m sure you're going to tell it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I just thought MIL did background checks on all the new people they hire because from what I’m hearing Mario has some history with the feds.
CHANEL SNOW: Wait a minute what?
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes girl, I heard Denzel paid to get his background expunged but at one point Mario was involved in some big criminal activity, chile that man is an undercover kingpin. I can tell!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh you can tell huh? How? I have to hear this.
MILES BALENCIAGA: His demeanor, the way he presents himself, it's something about him that screams Original Gangsta and I’m here for it. He needs to come and OG this ass real quick!
Chanel’s face frowns up giving off a disgusted look.
CHANEL SNOW: Yeah that’s too much, but if it is true then who cares, everyone has a past.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I also heard that he has a crush on one of the ATL girls, I think it's either North, Asani or Alexis, they are the prettiest girls on the season. But if I had to choose out of the three I would say it's Asani, I heard she throws her hot box all over Atlanta, but I guess she has too since her man is not selling any records.
Miles chuckles and Chanel just shakes her head.
CHANEL SNOW: Not hotbox chile.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And they said it's scorching hot. Then we have Benny and Skye who are fairly new to the show, and also Amari Kent who is the boyfriend, I mean fiancee to North Winters.
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow congratulations to the both of them, I read somewhere on the blogs they were engaged but I didn’t know for sure. You know how these blogs can lie and fabricate stories.
Chanel looks directly at Miles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: What are you trying to say girl?
Chanel doesn’t respond, instead she lifts her drink up and takes a sip.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Well anyway I hope all three give us something good to watch. I don’t have much on Benny and Skye but I know Amari’s life is a trainwreck. That man doesn't know if he wants a woman or a man, if he wants to wrestle or be a reality star, chile he’s all the way messed up. But I guess after losing a brother, it can get like that. I’m sure that the grieving process is hard!
CHANEL SNOW: Oh wow, that's sad. I didn’t know he lost his brother!
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes chile and listen to this, Todrick is Amari’s cousin and word on the street is Todrick didn’t attend the funeral, chile he didn’t even send flowers. They have a rocky relationship, one minutes their friends and the next minute they hate each other.
CHANEL SNOW: That's unfortunate because in the end family is really all you have, I hope whatever issues they have they are able to sort out. Normally when you lose someone it brings you closer so it must be something deep rooted for them to still be at each other's throats. I’ll pray for them both though!
MILES BALENCIAGA: Pray for Todrick more, he needs it.
Chanel brushes off Miles' comment.
CHANEL SNOW: Like I said, I will pray for them both.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Listen I’ve had a ball with you tonight boo, but we gotta get back out there and enjoy ourselves. I thank you so much for doing my podcast with me and you have to come back again, but next time I need the real shady Chanel to come out.
CHANEL SNOW: You get what you get, but of course I would love to come back and KiKi with you. Maybe one day you can stop by the #KiKiSession, that is if Dallas doesn’t put a restraining order out on you.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Ooooh, the shade girl.
Chanel chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And that's it for tonight folks, me and Chanel gotta get back to the party and turn up! SMOOCHIES BOO BOO KITTIES!đź’‹