Post by Moments In Life on Jan 19, 2022 4:57:11 GMT -5
#MilesUnfiltered🎙
The scene opens up with “Say My Name” By Destiny’s Child playing in the background, Miles is shown wearing a pair of daisy dukes shorts and cropped white t-shirt with the words ”Appreciate great talent…” written across it. He walks into his mini studio he has set up in his home for his #MilesUnfiltered🎙 Podcast and he takes a seat in his King Throne Chair. Kayla Robinson walks in with some papers in her hand and she sits on the other side of the table.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Layla, what do you want? You see I’m about to do my podcast and I don’t need any interruptions right now.
KAYLA ROBINSON: It's Kayla, and some paperwork was delivered to you a few moments ago, I figured you would want to look at them.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t need to look at them right now boo boo kitty, like I said I am busy right now doing my very popular show that everyone LOVES and ADORES, see unlike you I’m not a underpaid servant, I just show up, sit behind a camera and look pretty.
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Pretty, paid and poppin that is. The real PPP, not the fake one like some of these girls.
Miles chuckles to himself.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Anyhoo, listen I need you to run and get these things off of my list for me, they are very important for me to have for my show.
Miles hands Kayla a piece of paper with some items on it, including champagne, some twizzlers, the remote which is literally next to Miles in the chair closest to the wall and a notebook that has some of the “explosive tea” he wanted to discuss for tonights show.
KAYLA ROBINSON: Ummm, well the remote is right next to you so I don’t think I need to help you with that but as for everything else I’ll handle it.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Listen here Darla.
KAYLA ROBINSON: Kayla.
MILES BALENCIAGA: That’s what I said, whatever is on that list it needs to be done without any complaints or questions, I pay you top dollar to be like help so I suggest if you want to keep this wonderful position then do more working and less talking unless spoken too.
KAYLA ROBINSON: (mumbles to herself) I wouldn’t say top dollar.
Miles gives Kayla an angry staredown.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Excuse me, I couldn’t hear you.
KAYLA ROBINSON: Oh nothing, I said I will handle everything on this list for you.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Atta girl, I knew you had some smartness to you, I was starting to think with the blonde hair and everything you, you know what it’s not important.
A few seconds go by and Kayla is still sitting down, Miles stares at her with a confused look on his face wondering why she is still sitting there.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Saweetie, I've been told you to leave so you can go.
Kayla doesn’t say anything, she just gets up and heads into the other room to grab the rest of the items on Miles list, after completing that tasks, Miles finishes up his hair and stars the his show #MilesUnfiltered🎙.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Hey Boo Boo Kitties and Shitties, it's Miles Balenciaga the STAR of #theLIFEATL and of course the host of the newly name changed show #MilesUnfiltered🎙. Now I’m sure everyone is wondering why i decided to change the name from #GossipWithMiles🎙 to #MilesUnfiltered🎙, well the reason is I wanted people to take my show more serious, everything I write about, talk about or say out of my mouth is true tea and even though my haters try to say my information or my sources or wrong, I was tired of my show being known as the”Gossip” show. Gossip is basically accusations and even though some gossip may have some trueness to it, not all of is believable so I wanted people who watched or listen to my show to understand that I don’t give out false information, everything I talk about is from a credible source and I wanted to get rid of that “Gossip Narrative” and focus on the growth and realness of my show.
The sound effects of people cheering and clapping are played in the background.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yaaas for the growth, I know some of the girls can’t take it and I know a lot of them thought I was going to pop back up and disappear again but no boo boo shitties, I’m here to stay. I hope everyone has been enjoying #theLIFEATL so far, trust me it only gets better but the views are in high numbers and once again the best city out of the franchise is doing better than the rest.
Miles smirks, his assistant Kayla walks back in with the items on the list and she starts placing them on the table that Miles is sitting at, he gets frustrated because he keeps getting in his camera shot and he shoo’s her off.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Go Layla, shoo!
Kayla just shakes her head and walks off and out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I think I may need a new assistant soon, seems like someone is not happy with their current position. I swear you try to help bring people out of the ghetto and help them grow but some people are not grateful for the opportunities presented before them. But I guess that saying is true, you can move a person out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of them. But moving on!
Miles shrugs, he starts to look through his paper of tea he has written down for the show.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile I finally found out the real reason why Chase and Paris has this hatred for everyone, now I’m sure the world knows that Paris is a homewrecking whore, he’s wrecked a lot of relationships but being the loose power bottom he is and it seems like him and Chase may have dated or been fucking the same guy at the sametime. One of my fans from the Miles Kingdom sent me some receipts of a conversation between Chase and a guy named Meiko and the conversation was juicy. It seems like Chase and Meiko were dating at that time but Meiko for whatever reason couldn’t keep his ”little peepee” in his pants and decided to go stick it in Paris which I’m sure feels like sticking your dick in a blender. Oop!
Miles starts to laugh.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I won’t expose all of the text messages because it does get a little naughty, but that's how you know Chase blows whichever way the wind blows, he doesn’t have one ounce of leader qualities in his BODY and it seems like he’s so desperate for love that he’ll latch on to whoever will allow him too. Now Meiko isn’t a bad looking guy, I was kind of shocked that Meiko even entertained Paris or Chase but I guess everyone has a type.
Miles pulls out a picture of a text message thread between Chase and Meiko.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile, well he is right about one thing and that’s Paris is the biggest whore walking around ATL.
Miles flips his hair to the back and chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It’s the truth, I know a couple people that have ran through Paris, he’s one of them late night booty calls you hit up as a last resort when the person you really want to fuck can’t make it over. I pray for Dax because he already has it tough, going from being homeless to having someone like Paris in your life can be draining. But let me show you how fine this man Meiko is, all I know is that if I was single and not with my man Dallas, I would be all over this man's face.
Miles pulls out a picture of Meiko.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Whew chile I can see why these two have issues with each other, if Paris would have fucked this man while he was mine then Paris wouldn’t be walking on this earth anymore. I wonder how Dax feels knowing his man is still in contact with Meiko too, my reliable sources gave me all the tea and I was told that Paris and Meiko were actually cuddled up in Nobu a few weeks back, now even though there were other people in attendance I was told that the two couldn’t keep their hands off each other.
Miles stares right into the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Dax you're in danger girl.
Miles looks at his paper and back towards the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But baby Paris, Chase, Meiko and Dax aren’t the only fools running around Atlanta with relationship problems, it seems like ATL’s fav- well I wouldn’t say favorite because both of these talentless hoes shouldn’t have any fans, one sits and complains on social media all day about shit that don’t even matter in the world and the other ones runs a sex trafficking ring and is trying to include MY MAN DALLAS in on it but that won’t be happening, and yes I’m talking about dirty hole Adyn. I guess there's trouble in paradise between Hector and Adyn because not only have I or anyone else seen the two out together but from what I’m hearing and being told is that Adyn has been hooking up with another guy who is not Hector. Now I really don’t know what it was between Adyn and Hector. Hector always claimed Adyn as his but I never once saw Adyn actually say ”Hector is my man.” and I’m starting to think that Hector was playing us all for a fool this whole time. Now who I was told Adyn is linked to now had me gagging and I’m sure the world is going to gag too.
A picture of Adyn and DeVonte Wilcox appears on the screen.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now if you don’t know DeVonte Wilcox, he’s another young hoe out here selling dick for cash and from what I’m hearing DeVonte was FULLY STRAIGHT.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: That's what they all say chile, but supposedly DeVonte Wilcox is straight and love fucking white girls, just from looking at his social media you can tell he has an infatuation with them. But I’m wondering how he and Adyn got introduced? Now my sources say that Adyn originally hired him to be one of his sex workers for the prostitution ring he supposedly has going on and from what I’m hearing someone else is helping Adyn run this business. Let me find out Adyn out here fucking and falling in love with his employee.
Miles can’t help himself as he laughs again, he takes a sip of his wine glass and continues to show.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now you know I’m nosey and I was doing a little research online, I noticed that the two were interacting with each other and then BOOM DeVonte sent out this questionable tweet.
A picture of tweets between Adyn and DeVonte appears on the screen.
MILES BALENCIAGA: And I quote DeVonte ”i’m Sorry hoes, giving up that life. That was all a money grab anyway.”, he also said ”Ya boy got turned around by a true prince.” now the fans have gone into a frenzy wondering if these two are actually an item or is it for the show? And what’s going to happen to Hector and his allowance, I guess he’ll have to find a new way of getting some income because his meal ticket is in love and not worried about him, but that’s weird that he’s fucking the help though.
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chhhiiiillleeeee…. (Laughs) I’m wondering if we will see him make an appearance on #theLIFEATL, even though filming is over, we don’t get to see other peoples stories play out until the actual show airs so that’ll be interesting to see if DeVonte makes an appearance on the show and if this relationship is even real and I personally don’t think it is! Oh well, moving on!
Miles shrugs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: With only a couple episodes left and the reunion filming in a few weeks I’m sure we’ll have more to that story because honey it’s laughable and I want to know how those two ended up together if this rumor is true and by the look of social media it looks like it is.
Miles winks at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Speaking of episodes I noticed that Dax is still a fraud and most likely homeless and is living a lie out in these streets, not only is he faking this relationship with Paris for a storyline, I heard he recently rented out a Airbnb and is perpetrating it like it’s his own home.
Miles shakes his head.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I keep trying to tell him there are certain housing and government programs out there that will help him get to a better place, and I know he’s made his grand return to the show but baby we need your real life experiences, not the ones you set up for TV. But if that's how you want to show your life then carry on shitty pants because either way it will probably make good tv and i’m sure at one point you will be exposed.
Miles takes a minute before moving onto the next topic.
MILES BALENCIAGA: It looks like relationships are this season's thing because it seems like everyone is having relationship issues except Dallas and I. Word on these ATL streets is that Alexis Hunter and her man Paul “Nobody knows him” Montuori are having issues also. And from what I’ve been told as to why Alexis hasn’t appeared on ATL this season is because she’s embarrassed over the breakup between her and Paul and that maybe some of the stuff Amari has been saying about her is true. Amari said a while back that Alexis cheated on him numerous times and not just with Paul but another guy too, and it seems like karma is biting her back in the ass. Don’t get me wrong I like Miss Hunter but she knows how i feel about some of her actions, now there were rumors circulating around that Alexis Hunter was fired from #theLIFEATL for breaching her contract.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now if this happens to be true then I wish her nothing but the best, but I would hope she wouldn’t allow something like this to mess up a check for her, we all love a check now.
Miles smiles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Especially me, but I’m sure after this airs she’ll have a lot to say, she always does. But since we’re on the topic of Alexis and getting back to Amari, it seems like the beef between those two have died down and the beef between Mario Porter and Amari has picked up. Now I was confused about this whole issue until Mario made it known that he has some ”history” with North and he’s been implying that North doesn’t really love Amari and that the relationship is fake.
Miles sighs.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Part of me agrees with him while the other part doesn’t, now I’ve heard North gets around but it seems like the relationship between her and Amari is pretty solid. If you don’t remember, North supposedly stole Amari from Alexis but it seems like North is bored with Amari and wants to try something different. Now we all know as a blogger, journalist or gossip influencer I have to get all the correct tea when I report certain things and after the exchange between Amari and Mario on social media, there has to be some truth to the North and Mario rumors.
A picture pops up on the screen of tweets done by both Amari and Mario Porter.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile this is messy and I love every bit of it. I can’t wait to see how the rest of this drama plays out. Will North stay with Amari or will she go backwards and start messing with Mario aagin? Only time will tell right?
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: In other MIL news it looks like there’s another city heading our way, with the end of LA I guess MIL wanted to try the west coast again and decided to throw Vegas in the mix.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I've only been to Vegas a few times and what I know about Vegas is that it is definitely a party city and I’m sure whoever they throw in the mix will bring the entertainment. I wouldn’t mind seeing some OG’s jump ship, remember Brandon Young is from Vegas so that would be cool if he popped up and made an appearance.
Miles screams excitedly in the mic.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Yaaaas VEGAS, y’all better bring it too. The crazy thing about Vegas is that I heard that Dax was the one who pitched it to the MIL Board of Directors and whatever plan he came up with must have wow’d them because Vegas is coming y’all. And hopefully this will add a little more money to his pockets so he doesn't have to rent out these airbnbs anymore.
Miles chuckles as he plays the cheering and clapping sound effects.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I’m so proud of what MIL has done for not only the show but for our community, this show has really opened doors for a lot of people, not just myself but even some of the other cast members on the show, and I do mean ”SOME.”
Miles takes another sip of his drink.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Onto other hot news, it looks like Trinity Monroe has a lot of things to say a couple days ago, after episode 2 aired it seems like a comment was made that may have rubbed her the wrong way. Trinity went online and tweeted some of her thoughts and it looks like she wasn’t too happy with one of ATL’s cast members.
Miles shows a picture of some tweets Trinity tweeted.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now I had my assistant Shayla do some research and I forced her to go back and rewatch the episode and try to find what could have possibly ticked Trinity off, the only thing I could find was a comment some guy named Ryan made during a scene with Skye where he said and I quote ”I get it. You got my number in your phone. When your lady dick gets lonely again, put me on speed dial.” Now I’m sure any trans woman would be offended by this, hell if I was trans I would definitely be offended by it and I’m for sure that conversation is what drove Trinity to tweet what she said. Now listen Trinity we feel your pain, but I wouldn’t even let that comment bother me, I mean who is Ryan? I wouldn’t let someone who probably works backstage and off camera comment offend you boo, your on a higher pedestal than this nobody ass and honestly if he’s hanging around the likes of Dax, Paris and the rest of that crew then I wouldn’t let it bother me, they're a bunch of fools anyway and with the way their storylines is going this season, it wouldn’t surprise me if they planned this just to have a ”WOW MOMENT.” And my sources told me that this Ryan guy has been trying to get on the show for years, well he tried for his 15 minutes so let's see how long it’ll last before MIL boots him off or he ends up missing at the hands of Trinity and her fine ass man Devaughn.
Miles pauses.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Threesome me Trinity.
Miles giggles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: I mean we can throw my man Dallas in the mix, I know he still has a lot of love for you so that would probably make him happy to have one more round with you. But just know this cookie will always be better than yours. Trinity has never been good with relationships though, i mean since season one she’s ran through a couple dudes, you have Dallas, then it was some big strong muscular dude who appeared on maybe 1 or 2 episodes of season 2, after that she ended up with Devyn who supposedly likes to smash men and now she’s with Devyn’s brother which isn’t a good look for her, you shouldn’t be walking around smashing the bros, some of these girls be so desperate for love that they’ll do anything just to get it.
Miles shakes his head while letting out a disappointed groan.
MILES BALENCIAGA: But if this is how these girls want to act out in these streets then let them, i got a man now and we're doing GREAT, some of you heffas could learn a thing or two from me especially if you want to keep a healthy relationship and make some money. Chile, there's so much stuff going on in the MIL universe that I don’t have enough time to spill it out but don’t worry the next show I will have a lot more tea for you and have you all gagging and crying for me.
Miles chuckles.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Now before I sign out and end the show, I want to wish everyone a Happy New Year since I didn’t do a show on that day, the plan was to bring in new years with some juicy gossip but i decided to spend time with my family and friends, this pandemic has really changed how we live today and I just wanted to enjoy those moments but trust and believe your boy is back and I won’t ever keep you waiting that long for some tea.
Miles winks at the camera.
MILES BALENCIAGA: Thank you to everyone who tuned in and I can’t wait to talk to you next show. Remember boo boo kitties, stay blessed and be humble, it's never fun being a boo boo shitty.
Miles chuckles as he ends his show, he jumps up from the chair and exits his office, he heads towards the kitchen area to grab another beverage but he notices his assistant Kayla nodding off in the chair, he slams his notebook on the table scaring the shit out of her forcing her to jump out of the chair and onto the floor.
KAYLA ROBINSON: What the hell?
MILES BALENCIAGA: I don’t pay you to sleep Jayla, get your ass up and finish doing whatever I had been doing, this is paid time not sleep time.
Miles snaps his fingers and walks off leaving Kayla to gather herself, she just stares at Miles shaking her head in disgust and she mumbles to herself.
KAYLA ROBINSON: It's Kayla you stupid tangled hair bitch.
Kayla continues to finish the work Miles assigned her to do and the scene fades to black.