#MilesUnfiltered🎙 Episode XIV w/ Trinity Monroe & Asani Li

#MILESUNFILTERED🎙

MILES BALENCIAGA: I guess y’all thought I was finished. (chuckles) but I’m not, I have more tea that I need to spill but I didn’t want to give it all to you in the first half so here we are.

Miles smiles in front of the camera, he begins to speak again but is interrupted by a knock on the door, he lets out a huge sigh and screams “COME IN.” Kayla walks nervously and stands in front of the table.

KAYLA ROBINSON: I just wanted you to know that your special guests will be arriving soon, I just received a text from them stating they were five minutes out.

MILES BALENCIAGA: You could have texted me that Shayla, I literally was in the middle of recording.

KAYLA ROBINSON: Ummm it’s Kayla and I did send you a text, three of them actually and I was left on read.

MILES BALENCIAGA: (sighs) You make my head hurt, I’m starting to think I should have left you in that cubicle at the $7.50 an hour job you were working for.

KAYLA ROBINSON: (mumbles) At least there I was getting benefits and not putting up with verbal abuse.

Kayla coughs.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Eeeek, get out of here without a mask the last thing I want to do is catch the Corona from someone like you, the help. Run along Brayla, I’m busy.

Kayla shakes her head and exits out of Miles’ office.

MILES BALENCIAGA: I swear it’s so hard to find good help these days, I put in my ad that I wanted a smart fast paced individual not some dumb blonde who can’t follow directions, anyhoo. I want to welcome everyone to another addition of #MILESUNFILTERED🎙 where you’ll get the true tea and not some petty gossip without the facts. Let’s dive right into it because since the last episode a lot of tea has landed in my hand and it needs to be spilled.

Miles chuckles

MILES BALENCIAGA: Immediately. Anyway, I do have a surprise for my Miles’ Kingdom today, I have two fabulous ladies joining me in a second, of course they're late and I’m sure not fashionably either but it's the middle of the week and it’s messy outside so I don’t expect them to be all glammed up, so while we wait I’ll go ahead and start the show.



MILES BALENCIAGA: Since filming wrapped, no one has seen or heard from little miss Hector, i'm assuming since her man, well who we thought was her man has come out fucking and sucking someone else, I guess miss thang is embarrassed and decided to go into hiding. I don’t blame her though, all season long well not even the season, all year long people were saying Adyn was out here in these streets playing a whore while Hector was sitting home by the bed crying and eating on Nutella. Now listen I know some of y’all gays are out here having open relationships and sucking and fucking everything that’s walks.

Miles’ fake coughs.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Paris.

Miles chuckles.

MILES BALENCIAGA: But listen don’t let these men disrespect you, it’s bad enough y’all can’t be one man people and have to spread ya wide holes and dirty dicks all over the US but have some better class for yourself, I was never for the streets but always for the money and now that me and my man Dallas are together, we aren’t thinking about what the next bitch is doing or saying, we’re out here loving on each other and making a coin, a big one at that.

Miles takes a sip of his drink.



MILES BALENCIAGA: Now Chile y’all know I’m nosey and when I’m taking meetings at the MIL HQs here in Atlanta, I make sure I get all the tea, when I can. (laughs) but the word is NYC is in shambles, with Cadence’s unfortunate passing

Miles pauses.



MILES BALENCIAGA: Rest his soul, and Amonte being locked up, yes I told you chile Amonte was in on he fraud and acted like he didn’t know anything about it, unfortunately his father was sentenced to 27 years, his mother was sentenced to 8 and Amonte along with his sister A’Leah was sentenced to two years federal prison. Now I’m not usually the one that says I told you so but I told you so. I’ll look into getting his inmate number so we can all write to him and put some legal money on his books. Whew chile!

Miles flips his hair back and takes a sip of his drink.



MILES BALENCIAGA: Keon has deleted himself from the world and from what I’m hearing he isn’t returning to NYC. I guess the embarrassment of him being dropped by the guy whose marriage he ruined was to much for him, it’s probably what’s best I mean you called yourself being his new “husband” but here you are single, alone, no job, and the modeling career not popping so it’s probably best he take some time away and make some changes in his life.

Miles snaps his fingers.



MILES BALENCIAGA: We have Tacky Tabor and my bestie Austin who hasn’t confirmed returning next season but knowing Tabor I’m sure she’ll sign back up, she needs the coin badly. With all her botched surgeries and the delinquent bills she has stacked up, she needs to come back and collect that little $2k per episode she gets. But as for my bestie Austin I would love to see him sign back up for another season, he is the star of the show.

Miles chuckles.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile I don’t know the other people on the show, I know there was an underpaid model who works for a failing clothing line run by a worthless whore who use to wrestle but now sits on her ass begging for someone to pay attention to her, I won’t name names though.

Miles holds up a picture.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Now y’all know I’m messy and don’t give a fuck, y’all should have known I was talking about that hot mess.



MILES BALENCIAGA: Anyhoo there are rumors going around that Brock Beckham was interested in joining the show, London tweeted something a few weeks ago expressing his interest in seeing Brock Beckham on the show. Let me see if I can find it!

Miles pulls up the tweet.



MILES BALENCIAGA: He cute, but my man Dallas cuter no one can ever match that sexiness, but back to this potential cast member, I can see him totally being on the show, he’s spicy and he kind of reminds me of all the OG whores we gotta running around already, it’s like a mixture of Paris, Adyn, old Dallas before he met and fell in love with me, and of course Brandon Young himself before he got all sophisticated and grown on us. But Brock gives me Paris Part 2 vibes and boo boo shitty that is not a compliment at all. But I heard Brock is known for playing the sugar baby role, he has a couple politicians, judges and high paid state attorneys on his roster so he might give us life this season, Paris my little slut bucket you might have some competition on your hands, you better step your stank pussy up or you won’t be one of the top five call boys anymore.

Miles chuckles as he plays a bomb dropping sound effect, by this time Kayla has walked in with Asani Li and Trinity Monroe.

MILES BALENCIAGA: And guess what boo boo kitties, my two special guests have arrived and they are looking normal, I thought you two were going to show up giving me life but I guess this is just a casual meetup huh my boo boo kitties, y’all still giving me face and body, just not outfits.



Miles blows a kiss at the both of them. Asani rolls her eyes, already over the interview before it starts

ASANI LI: Girl. I'm wearing a two thousand dollar headpiece to sit on her couch. What the fuck is he talking about.. normal.

TRINITY MONROE: Girl you already know he's gonna try it. He doesn't have a nice bone in his body. Let's just keep it cute and get on with it

MILES BALENCIAGA: Ooop, we are throwing the shade early huh? I love it.

Miles looks up and notices Kayla still standing there admiring Trinity and Asani, Miles lets out a huge groan and motions for her to leave.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Layla you are dismissed, thank you.

KAYLA ROBINSON: It’s Kayla for the fucking thousandth time.

Miles, Trinity and Asani all look at Kayla, Miles who was bothered by her response just shakes his head while Trinity and Asani just laugh.

KAYLA ROBINSON: And you know what fuck this job and fuck you.

Kayla looks over at Asani and Trinity.

KAYLA ROBINSON: Sorry I had to do that in front of you, you two are gorgeous but I can’t take this shit anymore, he doesn’t even let me have breaks. Fuck this I’m going back to doing onlyfans I don’t need this shit.

Before Miles could respond Kayla throws him the middle finger and walks out of the door slamming it behind her leaving Miles speechless.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Well that was just rude, and to think I found her off the street. I’ll make sure to leave a review on my Twitter about Miss Shayla and how no one should ever hire her:

TRINITY MONROE: That's what happens when you treat people like the help love. But that's none of my business.

She chuckles

ASANI LI: Good for her! She deserves better. Me and Micah can hire her. We've been looking for a new assistant anyway.

MILES BALENCIAGA: I mean she is the help, I’m sure you two have people running around “helping” you so what else should I call her, she’s disposable anyway I’ll have someone working for me again in no time, it’s a lot of desperate people out here looking for a job.

TRINITY MONROE: you could try, calling her by her name.

ASANI LI: Even I know it by now. And today was my first day meeting her.

Miles chuckles.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Anyway now that the tragedy has left the building, it’s nice to see you two here together and on my show, whoever thought you two would even agree to do this since I you know report news on y’all, true tea. (Miles winks) but speaking of Micah how is he? It’s nice to see you two still together even though you guys have an unnatural relationship. The world knows you are a high paid prostitute and I mean Micah is a rapper who really isn’t hitting on shit so it’s strange to see y’all together and then it’s like y’all let any ole thing up in your bedroom.

Miles pauses.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Everyone knows Adyn is for the streets, and then you let the stray Chase dance around in your bed and from what I’m hearing Micah is still swimming in his ocean, how does that make you feel?

Asani giggles

ASANI LI: It doesn't make me feel any kind of way. I know the girls wish they had what we have. And the girls that get it. Get it. And the ones that don't. .. well I'm sure you know the rest..

She smirks

ASANI LI: The only person that seems to be so invested in the dynamic of our relationship is you. And you have your own fake relationship to think about. Does Dallas even claim you sweetie. ..

Miles stares at Asani.

MILES BALENCIAGA: One thing I don’t play about is my man Dallas, he claims me every night. But this isn’t about Dallas, this is about Micah, Chase and you. Now why so much hatred for Chase saweetie? I mean at one point you all were swapping spit.

ASANI LI: Who said I hated Chase? My man is Micah. Chase was fun but the fun is over. No shade. We didn't work as a trio. And Micah wanted to pursue us alone. He might feel bitter. But if so, that's a conversation between me and him boo.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Baby bop even a blind man can see there’s a little jealousy there but speaking of Chase what do you two think about him possibly being the one who aired out Paris low budget sex tape, I mean it was so bad I couldn’t even last 10 seconds, did you two see that horrible mess?



TRINITY MONROE: We all got the airdrop honey.

She chuckles

TRINITY MONROE: All I can say is get your life boo.

She shakes her head laughing

ASANI LI: I do think it's funny that Chase is the one that dropped it tho. I don't really get why. Or what she was trying to do. But Paris seems unbothered But he better hope Paris don't have nothing on him. Cuz she's messy boots too. But I feel like Chase is pretty much an open book. He'd probably be equally unbothered.

MILES BALENCIAGA: I wasn’t impressed Chile, Paris gives me stank booty vibes. As for Chase airdropping the video, he hasn’t confirmed or denied these allegations but Chase gives me revengeful so it wouldn’t surprise me if he did it.

Miles chuckles.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Now Trinity normally you're not the one for drama, well with the group but it seems like your drama is with the men in and out of your life, tell me how you met DeVaughn and is he going to stick?

TRINITY MONROE: He and I met at a photoshoot. I was doing makeup for some of the women involved and he happened to be the male model. We hit it off and that's all that matters. If he sticks, he does. If not, I learned a lesson. But we are very happy

MILES BALENCIAGA: It is a little messy that you brother hopped though, and I recently ran into Devyn last week at Manni Lounge and he told me he doesn’t want anything to do with you and that he’s not even speaking to his brother right now, the girl he was with was pretty though.

Trinity laughs off his obvious attempt at him trying to make her jealous.

TRINITY MONROE: The difference between him and I is that I'm not speaking about him in interviews. We're here to talk about what's current and what matters. And baby that don't matter currently.

She gives a cheeky grin.

MILES BALENCIAGA: That’s cute boo boo kitty, but let’s not forget you were in love with this man and all of a sudden you're with his brother, tacky but I see you.

Miles chuckles.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Now recently some comments were made on last week's ATL episode which not only offended Trinity but probably offended the whole trans community. I know you spoke a little on it through social media Trinity but after hearing Ryan’s apology how do you feel about it now? There were rumors going around that you were refusing to film with Skye or Ryan and you even sent a text message to London.




TRINITY MONROE: Oh absolutely. I was mortified. Like we already have a huge issue in this community over Trans women being fetishized by these men. And they already go around treating us like the women they see in porn. But they have to understand this is the real world. And we are living real lives. And our real lives aren't lady dicks and only fans. It was just Tacky. And I felt his apology had the potential to be sincere. But I deal in actions. Let's see how he moves going forward. This should be a teachable moment. I just hope he actually learned from it.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Well chile look at the company he keeps, doesn’t shock me that something distasteful will exit his mouth, I didn’t even know who he was until I saw who he associated himself with.

Miles shakes his head.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Whew the ghetto.

MILES BALENCIAGA: And what were your thoughts about the whole situation, Asani? Trinity is supposedly your “mother” but I don’t think you were vocal about it at all. And from what I remember you did post a picture of you in an outfit that had a dick hanging from it.



ASANI LI: I kinda felt bad. Because this generation of Trans women are a bit less offended by things like that. Like I get how it could be viewed as disrespectful and I feel like my motha's points were very valid. But come on. I'm the girl that walked around with a dick drawn on my dress. I feel more like amber rose. Like I wanna take the power back from the negative slurs thrown at us. But I definitely had my motha's back. We talked about it i n private as well and definitely plan on doing something about it. Something big!

MILES BALENCIAGA: Well said from the both of you and yes I agree this is a teachable moment and hopefully he learned from it. Moving on, how do you guys feel about the season so far?

TRINITY MONROE: As you can see this is definitely the biggest cast atl has seen. Maybe even the whole life franchise. It's definitely a lot but I'm so glad that we're still out here doing something positive for our community. It took a minute for us all to get used to each other. But-

Asani interjects

ASANI LI: What my politically correct pageant queen mother is trying to say is..

Trinity playfully slaps Asani.

TRINITY MONROE: Excuse you.

ASANI LI: I'm just saying mother. You're just too nice sometimes. You know Miles wants drama. Truth be told the season feels divided. It's the OG'S and the newbies. The newbies all come in and swear they ate the star one episode in, the ogs, unbothered, booked and busy are doing just that. Being booked and busy. When they see this isn't a popularity contest, then maybe we'll all get along.

MILES BALENCIAGA: I do agree with my beautiful sex worker, it does seem divided but the Tokyo trip kind of brought everyone together despite the drama, and Asani even we had a moment and you know in the beginning you couldn’t stand me because of the truth I spoke about you.

Miles chuckles.

ASANI LI: Girl. You be trying it

MILES BALENCIAGA: Baby bop let’s just stop the madness and be besties, you know you want to.

Miles smiles, blowing a kiss at Asani.

ASANI LI: We'd be much better friends then enemies boo. I tried to tell you!

MILES BALENCIAGA: Trinity boo when is your friend Chanel getting married? I swear she’s been getting married since season 1 and I haven’t seen her walk down the aisle yet, to be honest I’ve heard that she’s not even with Rico anymore and that she's been lying to the public to save face.

TRINITY MONROE: That's a question for my girl. Not me.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Hmmm… I don’t like that answer, this is Miles Unfiltered. I need all the tea.

TRINITY MONROE: Well then get her on the show next and ask her.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Do you guys watch the other franchises like NYC?

TRINITY MONROE: I do. I think my favorite was LA. Got me ready to relocate.

MILES BALENCIAGA: I know you were watching Asani since your man made a couple appearances on the season, one thing about Micah is he is going to show hop and make a check.

Miles chuckles.

ASANI LI: He's about his money. I mean, his wifey is expensive. We live a lavish life. Why not catch a coin?

MILES BALENCIAGA: Let me tell you something Asani, you hit the jackpot with Micah. I mean I would even take him home and let him lick my box.

ASANI LI: Oh no honey!

MILES BALENCIAGA: But between me and Chase you have some competition.

ASANI LI: There's no competition when there's no comparison bookie.

She smirks, blowing a kiss at Miles.

ASANI LI: I'm gonna have to keep him on lock. Everybody wants my man.

She giggles.

ASANI LI: but I see why

MILES BALENCIAGA: The questions are coming in saweetie and Trinity the people want to know what went down with you and Devyn and why you are reluctant to talk about it?

TRINITY MONROE: I've never been one to talk behind people's back. And he's not here to defend himself. So I wouldn't do that to him. Contrary to popular belief. I do have a heart.

She smirks.

TRINITY MONROE: Besides. I'm very happy in my relationship. The past needs to stay in the past. But I'm sure he'll tell you about it if you ask. I'm just unbothered.

MILES BALENCIAGA: So Dax housewarming missed you guys, why weren’t you two there?

TRINITY MONROE: We were actually planning our ball in Tokyo. you'll see that on the show as well.

ASANI LI: Yea there's so much that goes into planning these things. We had to practice for our production. Trinity is overall mother Maison Margiela!

TRINITY MONROE: Let em know Daughta! And I don't produce any mess. But well wishes to them. There was no shade. I know yall like to stir the pot. So stop.

Miles pauses for a second, he notices his cell phone ringing from a number he doesn’t recognize and he answers but places the call on speaker.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Hello? Who is this?

DAX BECKETT: This is everyone's favorite park bench sleeping, Air BnB renting, dirty ducked Daxton Oliver Beckett. Thanks for having me… note my eye roll because you still haven't asked me to come on to actually introd...

MILES BALENCIAGA: Ooooh hey Dax, how are you boo boo shitty? I’m shocked to have you on my phone, I don’t know how you got my number. I'll probably change it after this call.

Miles chuckles.

DAX BECKETT: That's probably for the best. You don't actually want it with me. You just want to make little jabs from far away. I get it though.

MILES BALENCIAGA: That isn’t true boo, but what is it that you want Daxy poo? I hope you were calling in to set the record straight about this Airbnb aka your home.

Miles chuckles as he takes a sip of his drink.

DAX BECKETT: As a matter of fact, yes. I sent you a DM with the deed to my house, so that you can clear up this misunderstanding before my lawyers have to get involved. It was cute and funny at first, but I thought we could get past this. I mean, I'm a mess. I will not lie. So there's so many other things you could focus on with just a little bit of originality. I get that you've got this high school crush on me, so why not just see if I'll break you off a piece?

MILES BALENCIAGA: Baby you are angry spice tonight, but get it off your chest boo boo kitty, I ain’t mad at you.

Suddenly another number pops up on Miles' phone but he recognizes the number this time.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Oh look what a coincidence, your dirty man is calling me now, did you text him and tell him you were on the phone with me.

Trinity looks at Asani shaking her head. She whispers.

TRINITY MONROE: Daughta, what is this

ASANI LI: Girl it's #MILESUNFILTERED🎙

The two chuckle.

TRINITY MONROE: Messy boots.

DAX BECKETT: Let me just say… Hi Trinity and Asani! Missed you at the party, but I get why. You know I was still down for the ball, so let's clear up that misconception before it gets out of hand. Love you both.

TRINITY MONROE: Hey hey Dax! Nice to hear from you! And you know how people will try and make something out of nothing.

Asani and Trinity both playfully look at Miles.

ASANI LI: It's all love boo.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile lemme see what this heffa wants, I’ll put it on three way.

Miles answers the call and quickly merges it.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Yes boo boo shitty, what is it you want? I have you on the phone with your man Dax and your also live with me, Trinity and Asani because we’re in the middle of shooting #MILESUNFILTERED🎙.

PARIS ALEKSANDER: Oh heyyy Trinity, hey Asani, hey babe! I’m surprised you actually picked up my call, Miles, so I gotta give you props for that. I heard about what you were saying on the last episode and I know you like to report what you think is true tea but I figured I’d give you the real shit straight from the source.

MILES BALENCIAGA: So tell me are you guys really a couple or is this just for the show? Because word on the street is that this is all for storyline and a check.

PARIS ALEKSANDER: Of course we’re really together! Dax and I started hot and heavy and everything happened like SUPER fast so I guess I see why people might think that but come on…I’ve never needed a check that bad.

DAX BECKETT: One thing I will not do is front on camera. Nobody wants to see fake reality… on second thought, scratch that. But I will only deliver realness and authenticity. I'm not one for the fake gags just for ratings. And Paris and I go back a little bit before showing up in ATL. Check your sources, Fox News...

MILES BALENCIAGA: Calm down saweetie’s it’s not my fault y’all are the topic of conversations these days, it may not be good conversation but at least someone is talking.

DAX BECKETT: We have been talked about a lot. Our whole little crew has. Some for good reason, and some not so much. I said it on Twitter and I'll say it here. Ryan's comment has nothing to do with my views. I support every letter in my pretty bitch rainbow gang. I do not stand for his comments, but I hope he is educating himself. As for the rest of us, we're just as pretty paid and poppin' as anyone on the show. We're just young, dumb, and full of cum. Simple as.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Dax do you trust Paris? He is known for being a pass around, I could name drop a few people that’ll exceed the ten fingers I have so you don’t worry about him stepping out?

DAX BECKETT: Honestly, yes, I do trust my man. So no, I'm not afraid of him "stepping out". We had a teachable moment in Episode 2 where we talked about a polyamorous relationship dynamic. We've set up some ground rules that I think are very fair. Stepping out would be lying about and covering up other guys. Communication is key, and the two of us understand that very well. The relationship is still young and I'm sure we'll have struggles, but my feels are very real for this man.

PARIS ALEKSANDER: Awww baaaaabe! That’s so sweet. But yeah, this is a different kind of relationship than people are used to seeing, but it works for us. I’m sure Dax knows I’m not going anywhere and vice versa.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile you were married for a hot second, I don’t think a full 24 hours went by before marriage was over.

Miles chuckles, flipping his hair to the side. Paris just laughs.

PARIS ALEKSANDER: Right! Well I’ll be the first to admit I can be a little impulsive, but honestly who hasn’t gotten married on a whim?

MILES BALENCIAGA: Did y’all accomplish what you called in for because I would like to continue on and have my ratings go back up, I’m sure it dropped a little once I answered these calls.

Miles chuckles.

PARIS ALEKSANDER: Boy bye (Paris laughs) just make sure the next time you wanna report something about our lives just come straight to the source. I promise you the real story is much more juicy..

DAX BECKETT: You got that right, bae… (Dax chuckles deviously) You got the real story now, set straight. But if you want to know more, just wait for theLIFE Vegas, and a little something something else we're working on. Look for more of us this year. Byeeeeeeee...

MILES BALENCIAGA: Heffas goodbye.

Miles disconnects the calls.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Chile these heffas are messy and shitty, I’m over them.

ASANI LI: That was…

She looks to trinity and chuckles

TRINITY MONROE: Much… very much.

She joins her in laughter.

MILES BALENCIAGA: I guess they showed me tonight trying to call in on my show and checked me but that’s fine I gave them some fame tonight, anyway thank you Asani and Trinity for stopping by, it’s always a pleasure to have guests on my super hit show.

ASANI LI: Thanks for having us. It actually wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be.

TRINITY MONROE: The jury is still out daughta.

She chuckles.

TRINITY MONROE: I'm just kidding. It was nice thanks for having us.

MILES BALENCIAGA: Now I need to get off here and go find me a new assistant since my other one is a incompetent piece of shit, I’m so happy I fired Layla because she clearly couldn’t handle the job.

TRINITY MONROE: The girl's name is Kayla. Lord jesus.

MILES BALENCIAGA: I said Kayla, anyway Goodnight everyone. I’m going to have drinks with my girls before I send them back off to the ghetto where they reside, smoochies boo boo kitties.

The scene fades.